Accounting humour! lol

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What Makes 100%? What does it mean to give MORE than 100%? Ever wonder about those people who say they are giving more than 100%? We have all been to those meetings where someone wants you to give over 100%. How about achieving 103%? What makes up 100% in life?
Here's a little mathematical formula that might help you answer these questions:

If:

A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z is represented as:

1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26.

Then:

H-A-R-D-W-O-R-K
8+1+18+4+23+15+18+11 = 98%

and
K-N-O-W-L-E-D-G-E
11+14+15+23+12+5+4+7+5 = 96%

But,
A-T-T-I-T-U-D-E
1+20+20+9+20+21+4+5 = 100%

And,
B-U-L-L-S-H-I-T
2+21+12+12+19+8+9+20 = 103%

So, one can conclude with mathematical certainty that While Hard work and Knowledge will get you close, and Attitude will get you there, it's the Bullshit that will put you over the top.

System

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Nice one Helen! Very true!

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Just passing it on - no doubt someone will check the maths tomorrow and complain it's wrong!

System

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Did you know that money is inversely proportional to knowledge? It's true, and here's the proof:

Physics tells us that Power can be defined as Work done divided by Time taken.

(1) Power = Work ÷ Time

We can easily rearrange this to give Time in terms of Work and Power:

(2) Time = Work ÷ Power

It is also intuitively obvious that Time is Money and Knowledge is Power. Or mathematically:

(3) Time = Money

(4) Knowledge = Power

Substituting equations (3) and (4) into equation (2) gives:

Money = Work ÷ Knowledge

This equation shows that as Knowledge approaches zero, Money approaches infinity. Or in plain language, the less you know, the more money you have, regardless of the amount of work you do.

System

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I'm sure this appeared in a Study Zone last year.

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