Cucumbers

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  • System
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    Baggybooks wrote:
    :oops: I haven't been for a long time.

    :lol:
  • System
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    Different things. There wasn't an emoticon for innocent. Embarrassed - every day, sometimes several times!
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    Baggybooks wrote:
    Different things. There wasn't an emoticon for innocent. Embarrassed - every day, sometimes several times!

    INNOCENT! Now that is Funny
    :lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol:
  • System
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    Well, I did say that I hadn't been innocent for a long time. No point in lying to you!
  • System
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    :D
  • System
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    And as for Farmer G. Well, he was born naughty!

    :roll:
  • System
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    Typical man leads us innocent-ish ladies astray :mrgreen:

    And then there is that Chris :shock:
  • System
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    Yes indeed! I will never look at a cucumber the same way!

    :shock:
  • System
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    Ka8 wrote:
    And then there is that Chris :shock:

    Your eyes still watering?
  • System
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    Baggybooks wrote:
    Ka8 wrote:
    And then there is that Chris :shock:

    Your eyes still watering?

    YEP! Will take me years to get over it :cry:
  • System
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    Baggybooks wrote:
    And as for Farmer G. Well, he was born naughty!

    :roll:

    Who said I was born, I may have been created this way
  • System
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    Was wondering when you were gonna bite :lol:
  • System
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    Never bite, only nibble gently :P
  • System
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    As long as you don't get carried away and bite us!

    :shock:
  • System
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    farmergiles wrote:
    Never bite, only nibble gently :P

    You will tell us anything :roll: or could that be through lack of teeth :-o :lol:

    Dont bother shouting ive already ran and hidden somewhere so I cant hear you :twisted:
  • System
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    :lol:

    Don't fancy being gummed to death?
  • System
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    Ohhh silence :shock:

    FG :? you there :!:
  • System
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    He must be sulking.
  • System
    System Posts: 100,537 ๐Ÿค– Admin ๐Ÿค–
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    I'd give you a nasty suck but never a bite :lol:
  • System
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    Eeeow.

    :(
  • System
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    :lol: OUCH!

    Home time for me hummm what shall I have for dinner...defo not salad. :lol:
  • System
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    I'll never be able to slice a cucumber again...!
  • System
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    Baggybooks wrote:
    I'll never be able to slice a cucumber again...!

    I dont know about that sometimes it can be therapeutic when one is alittle miffed with ones other half :lol:
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    LOL!

    You are a cruel woman. Farmer G will be crying!
  • System
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    :cry::cry:
  • System
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    Ka8 wrote:
    Baggybooks wrote:
    I'll never be able to slice a cucumber again...!

    I dont know about that sometimes it can be therapeutic when one is alittle miffed with ones other half :lol:

    I'd hate to see what she does to a gherkin when she is miffed :shock:
  • System
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    Grates them up!

    :shock:
  • System
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    I'm off home to protect my fruit and veg from you wicked, wicked girls.
    Byeee
  • System
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    I'm off to mash a marrow!
  • System
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    Baggybooks wrote:
    CJC wrote:
    Have you tried the police station? Someone might have handed it in.

    Never thought of that - but don't they only keep things for a few months? Then they're offered to the person that found them.

    I suppose Crimewatch is an option. Technically it was taken.
    I assume it was a case of 'breaking and entering' so to speak...

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