Witnesses

sarahwilson

Just a quick one. If I do a spreadsheet for someone, giving them information they have asked for, say the top 50 accounts by turnover or something, do I ask them to sign my Witness statement or my line manager?

blobbyh

sarahwilson wrote: »

... do I ask them to sign my Witness statement or my line manager?

Whereabouts should they sign your line manager? His forehead, chest or arms?

:huh:

sarahwilson

I just read that back and saw the glaring error!! If they can sign him with a fountain pen somewhere soft that would suffice

farmergiles

sarahwilson wrote: »

I just read that back and saw the glaring error!! If they can sign him with a fountain pen somewhere soft that would suffice

Would that be the back of the head???

Diannew

farmergiles wrote: »

Would that be the back of the head???

You little red devils get everywhere...................

farmergiles

part time job as an octopus...lol

Diannew

blobbyh wrote: »

Whereabouts should they sign your line manager? His forehead, chest or arms?

:huh:

I have just noticed your destination is Hell....it wasn't you that brought that little red devil FG on to our lovely planet was it:001_tt2:

Diannew

farmergiles wrote: »

part time job as an octopus...lol

If you buy gloves for you Tenticles/arms are they tax deductable..see I can have a serious question:001_tt2:

farmergiles

Only if they are work gloves, but I tend to work better gloveless, I have a heightened sense of feel....lol

Diannew

farmergiles wrote: »

Only if they are work gloves, but I tend to work better gloveless, I have a heightened sense of feel....lol

Does that produce a higher turnover...more profit............:001_tt2:

farmergiles

"Censored"

mark130273

but would he write of the loss of ink !!!! when hes scared ?:001_tt2::001_tt2:

blobbyh

Diannew wrote: »

I have just noticed your destination is Hell....it wasn't you that brought that little red devil FG on to our lovely planet was it:001_tt2:

Hey, I was the original Devil over on the old forums before Farmer G usurped me.

Now I'm just the Angel... (see my avatar).

Jan

Now I'm just the Angel... (see my avatar).

Yeah, Robert, but of Death :crying:

Surely you are no longer in Hell, now you have your new job. All going well?