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sarahwilson
sarahwilson Registered Posts: 567 Epic contributor 🐘
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Just a quick one. If I do a spreadsheet for someone, giving them information they have asked for, say the top 50 accounts by turnover or something, do I ask them to sign my Witness statement or my line manager?

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  • blobbyh
    blobbyh Registered Posts: 2,415 Beyond epic contributor 🧙‍♂️
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    sarahwilson wrote: »
    ... do I ask them to sign my Witness statement or my line manager?

    Whereabouts should they sign your line manager? His forehead, chest or arms?

    :huh:
  • sarahwilson
    sarahwilson Registered Posts: 567 Epic contributor 🐘
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    :lol::lol::lol:

    I just read that back and saw the glaring error!! If they can sign him with a fountain pen somewhere soft that would suffice:lol::lol:
  • farmergiles
    farmergiles Registered Posts: 1,693 Beyond epic contributor 🧙‍♂️
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    sarahwilson wrote: »
    :lol::lol::lol:

    I just read that back and saw the glaring error!! If they can sign him with a fountain pen somewhere soft that would suffice:lol::lol:

    Would that be the back of the head???:lol:
  • Diannew
    Diannew Registered Posts: 2,814 Beyond epic contributor 🧙‍♂️
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    farmergiles wrote: »
    Would that be the back of the head???:lol:

    You little red devils get everywhere...................:lol:
  • farmergiles
    farmergiles Registered Posts: 1,693 Beyond epic contributor 🧙‍♂️
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    part time job as an octopus...lol
  • Diannew
    Diannew Registered Posts: 2,814 Beyond epic contributor 🧙‍♂️
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    blobbyh wrote: »
    Whereabouts should they sign your line manager? His forehead, chest or arms?

    :huh:

    I have just noticed your destination is Hell....it wasn't you that brought that little red devil FG on to our lovely planet was it:001_tt2:
  • Diannew
    Diannew Registered Posts: 2,814 Beyond epic contributor 🧙‍♂️
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    farmergiles wrote: »
    part time job as an octopus...lol

    If you buy gloves for you Tenticles/arms are they tax deductable..see I can have a serious question:001_tt2:
  • farmergiles
    farmergiles Registered Posts: 1,693 Beyond epic contributor 🧙‍♂️
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    Only if they are work gloves, but I tend to work better gloveless, I have a heightened sense of feel....lol
  • Diannew
    Diannew Registered Posts: 2,814 Beyond epic contributor 🧙‍♂️
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    farmergiles wrote: »
    Only if they are work gloves, but I tend to work better gloveless, I have a heightened sense of feel....lol

    Does that produce a higher turnover...more profit............:001_tt2:
  • farmergiles
    farmergiles Registered Posts: 1,693 Beyond epic contributor 🧙‍♂️
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    "Censored"
  • mark130273
    mark130273 Registered Posts: 4,234 Beyond epic contributor 🧙‍♂️
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    but would he write of the loss of ink !!!! when hes scared ?:001_tt2::001_tt2:
  • blobbyh
    blobbyh Registered Posts: 2,415 Beyond epic contributor 🧙‍♂️
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    Diannew wrote: »
    I have just noticed your destination is Hell....it wasn't you that brought that little red devil FG on to our lovely planet was it:001_tt2:

    Hey, I was the original Devil over on the old forums before Farmer G usurped me.

    Now I'm just the Angel... (see my avatar).
  • Jan
    Jan Registered Posts: 654 Epic contributor 🐘
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    Now I'm just the Angel... (see my avatar).

    Yeah, Robert, but of Death :crying:

    Surely you are no longer in Hell, now you have your new job. All going well?

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