Father Christmas
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Dianne, do you live near London? Can I come to your house on Boxing Day? Nobody wants me.:crying: and my mum and dad are ****ing off to Egypt.0
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Place a bit then. You're bound to get great odds because it never snows.
Well that's my theory anyway.
By the way everyone, here is a song written by a chap called Tom Lehrer which is all about Christmas.
Christmas time is here, by golly,
Disapproval would be folly,
Deck the halls with hunks of holly,
Fill the cup and don't say "when."
Kill the turkeys, ducks and chickens,
Mix the punch, drag out the Dickens,
Even though the prospect sickens,
Brother, here we go again.
On Christmas Day you can't get sore,
Your fellow man you must adore,
There's time to rob him all the more
The other three hundred and sixty-four.
Relations, sparing no expense'll
Send some useless old utensil,
Or a matching pen and pencil.
"Just the thing I need! How nice!"
It doesn't matter how sincere it
Is, nor how heartfelt the spirit,
Sentiment will not endear it,
What's important is the price.
Hark the Herald Tribune sings,
Advertising wondrous things.
God rest ye merry, merchants,
May you make the Yuletide pay.
Angels we have heard on high
Tell us to go out and buy!
So let the raucous sleigh bells jingle,
Hail our dear old friend Kris Kringle,
Driving his reindeer across the sky.
Don't stand underneath when they fly by.
hehehe sure did0 -
Dianne, do you live near London? Can I come to your house on Boxing Day? Nobody wants me.:crying: and my mum and dad are ****ing off to Egypt.
Sorry.........I live far far away from London and the queen.................I feel a pantomine comming on...................
I am sure that you will have a lovely time and some one will come to your rescue..................I know feel CJ the supermouse will save you......he is very quiet at the moment though.......
Maybe Santa A Vic will assist...........She has a big heart......0 -
Dianne, do you live near London? Can I come to your house on Boxing Day? Nobody wants me.:crying: and my mum and dad are ****ing off to Egypt.
I think we should all meet up in a mutual location (not were we live) and show the lost of them how accountants really party.
and that we are deffo not like carol vordman she really is a geek no getting away from it.0 -
Where do you suggest?0
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scotland0
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what about wembley0
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I think you're mistaking Brain, the evil genius bent on taking over the world for mousekind with some kind of do-gooding superhero like this.
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I had a very good drunken year in Glasgow once.
Is that why you have gone from looking like a cute mouse super hero that could rescue the world......to a devilsh looking mouse that could destroy the world..........You want to be carefull.....your two sides could come together:001_tt2: 0 -
I look like a hoodie. I got stopped by the police once for wearing hood. They asked for my details which I gave them. It was particularly amusing when they asked for my occupation and I said "accountant". At that point they let me go.
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so pile round your house then ????hey diane ???0
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well its either yours diane or a-vics??
party on dooooooooooooooooooooooooood.....i bring the tunes !!!!my dj weres the base ???:thumbup::thumbup:0 -
This is my thread so can I come to the party too? Where is it?0
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mark130273 wrote: »well its either yours diane or a-vics??
party on dooooooooooooooooooooooooood.....i bring the tunes !!!!my dj weres the base ???:thumbup::thumbup:
Dianne stock up looks like your throwing a party 0 -
You can come to my house in Wembley if you like. My parents are on holiday from Boxing Day and I know the number for the french polishers, so I should be OK. 0
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And Wembley is a perfectly safe area. We have only had 2 dead bodies propped up against our bank fence this year. Last year we had 3. :001_rolleyes:0
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Quiet here today. Don't tell me everyone's been working for once :001_tongue:0
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I look like a hoodie. I got stopped by the police once for wearing hood. They asked for my details which I gave them. It was particularly amusing when they asked for my occupation and I said "accountant". At that point they let me go.
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<< that is humorous indeed!
Combined with the "And Wembley is a perfectly safe area. We have only had 2 dead bodies propped up against our bank fence this year. Last year we had 3.
Makes me think of the "Gold paved streets on Dick Whittington's london" still have the drawing power and the ancient dangers plus some more modern ones thrown in as well !0 -
dam can t get to wembley !!!!
have to have virtual party with you then !!!0 -
Morning Children.:thumbup:
Another night has passed without incident in Wembley.0 -
What is antispation?
:laugh:
What exams do you have left A-Vic?0 -
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