Father Christmas

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  • Diannew
    Diannew Registered Posts: 2,814 Beyond epic contributor ๐Ÿง™โ€โ™‚๏ธ
    speegs wrote: ยป
    Super mouse?

    Yes!!!! have you not seen where he saves the world.............no I haven't been at the eggnog too early:lol::lol:

    It is somewhere in previous posts...maybe CJ will send it again...
  • speegs
    speegs Registered Posts: 854 Epic contributor ๐Ÿ˜
    Dianne, do you live near London? Can I come to your house on Boxing Day? Nobody wants me.:crying: and my mum and dad are ****ing off to Egypt.
  • A-Vic
    A-Vic Registered Posts: 6,970 Beyond epic contributor ๐Ÿง™โ€โ™‚๏ธ
    speegs wrote: ยป
    Place a bit then. You're bound to get great odds because it never snows.

    Well that's my theory anyway.

    By the way everyone, here is a song written by a chap called Tom Lehrer which is all about Christmas.

    Christmas time is here, by golly,
    Disapproval would be folly,
    Deck the halls with hunks of holly,
    Fill the cup and don't say "when."
    Kill the turkeys, ducks and chickens,
    Mix the punch, drag out the Dickens,
    Even though the prospect sickens,
    Brother, here we go again.
    On Christmas Day you can't get sore,
    Your fellow man you must adore,
    There's time to rob him all the more
    The other three hundred and sixty-four.
    Relations, sparing no expense'll
    Send some useless old utensil,
    Or a matching pen and pencil.
    "Just the thing I need! How nice!"
    It doesn't matter how sincere it
    Is, nor how heartfelt the spirit,
    Sentiment will not endear it,
    What's important is the price.
    Hark the Herald Tribune sings,
    Advertising wondrous things.
    God rest ye merry, merchants,
    May you make the Yuletide pay.
    Angels we have heard on high
    Tell us to go out and buy!
    So let the raucous sleigh bells jingle,
    Hail our dear old friend Kris Kringle,
    Driving his reindeer across the sky.
    Don't stand underneath when they fly by.

    hehehe sure did
  • Diannew
    Diannew Registered Posts: 2,814 Beyond epic contributor ๐Ÿง™โ€โ™‚๏ธ
    speegs wrote: ยป
    Dianne, do you live near London? Can I come to your house on Boxing Day? Nobody wants me.:crying: and my mum and dad are ****ing off to Egypt.

    Sorry.........I live far far away from London and the queen.................I feel a pantomine comming on...................:lol:

    I am sure that you will have a lovely time and some one will come to your rescue..................I know feel CJ the supermouse will save you......he is very quiet at the moment though.......

    Maybe Santa A Vic will assist...........She has a big heart......
  • A-Vic
    A-Vic Registered Posts: 6,970 Beyond epic contributor ๐Ÿง™โ€โ™‚๏ธ
    speegs wrote: ยป
    Dianne, do you live near London? Can I come to your house on Boxing Day? Nobody wants me.:crying: and my mum and dad are ****ing off to Egypt.

    I think we should all meet up in a mutual location (not were we live) and show the lost of them how accountants really party.

    and that we are deffo not like carol vordman she really is a geek no getting away from it.
  • speegs
    speegs Registered Posts: 854 Epic contributor ๐Ÿ˜
    Where do you suggest?
  • A-Vic
    A-Vic Registered Posts: 6,970 Beyond epic contributor ๐Ÿง™โ€โ™‚๏ธ
    scotland
  • Diannew
    Diannew Registered Posts: 2,814 Beyond epic contributor ๐Ÿง™โ€โ™‚๏ธ
    A-Vic wrote: ยป
    scotland

    Good afternoon, my dear santa.............

    Why Scotland?
  • A-Vic
    A-Vic Registered Posts: 6,970 Beyond epic contributor ๐Ÿง™โ€โ™‚๏ธ
    Good afternoon, my dear santa.............

    Why Scotland?

    Ello there :001_smile:

    I had a very good very drunken time in scotland edinburgh -- o hang on no maybe scotland is a bad idea :laugh:
  • speegs
    speegs Registered Posts: 854 Epic contributor ๐Ÿ˜
    what about wembley
  • CJC
    CJC Registered Posts: 1,657 Beyond epic contributor ๐Ÿง™โ€โ™‚๏ธ
    I think you're mistaking Brain, the evil genius bent on taking over the world for mousekind with some kind of do-gooding superhero like this.
    mightymouse.gif
  • CJC
    CJC Registered Posts: 1,657 Beyond epic contributor ๐Ÿง™โ€โ™‚๏ธ
    A-Vic wrote: ยป
    I had a very good very drunken time in scotland edinburgh -- o hang on no maybe scotland is a bad idea :laugh:
    I had a very good drunken year in Glasgow once.
  • Diannew
    Diannew Registered Posts: 2,814 Beyond epic contributor ๐Ÿง™โ€โ™‚๏ธ
    CJC wrote: ยป
    I had a very good drunken year in Glasgow once.


    Is that why you have gone from looking like a cute mouse super hero that could rescue the world......to a devilsh looking mouse that could destroy the world..........You want to be carefull.....your two sides could come together:lol::lol::001_tt2:
  • speegs
    speegs Registered Posts: 854 Epic contributor ๐Ÿ˜
    I look like a hoodie. I got stopped by the police once for wearing hood. They asked for my details which I gave them. It was particularly amusing when they asked for my occupation and I said "accountant". At that point they let me go.

    :thumbup1:
  • mark130273
    mark130273 Registered Posts: 4,234 Beyond epic contributor ๐Ÿง™โ€โ™‚๏ธ
    so pile round your house then ????hey diane ???
  • mark130273
    mark130273 Registered Posts: 4,234 Beyond epic contributor ๐Ÿง™โ€โ™‚๏ธ
    well its either yours diane or a-vics??


    party on dooooooooooooooooooooooooood.....i bring the tunes !!!!my dj weres the base ???:thumbup::thumbup:
  • speegs
    speegs Registered Posts: 854 Epic contributor ๐Ÿ˜
    This is my thread so can I come to the party too? Where is it?
  • A-Vic
    A-Vic Registered Posts: 6,970 Beyond epic contributor ๐Ÿง™โ€โ™‚๏ธ
    speegs wrote: ยป
    I look like a hoodie. I got stopped by the police once for wearing hood. They asked for my details which I gave them. It was particularly amusing when they asked for my occupation and I said "accountant". At that point they let me go.

    :thumbup1:

    Lmao cool
  • A-Vic
    A-Vic Registered Posts: 6,970 Beyond epic contributor ๐Ÿง™โ€โ™‚๏ธ
    well its either yours diane or a-vics??


    party on dooooooooooooooooooooooooood.....i bring the tunes !!!!my dj weres the base ???:thumbup::thumbup:

    Dianne stock up looks like your throwing a party :lol:
  • speegs
    speegs Registered Posts: 854 Epic contributor ๐Ÿ˜
    You can come to my house in Wembley if you like. My parents are on holiday from Boxing Day and I know the number for the french polishers, so I should be OK.:lol:
  • speegs
    speegs Registered Posts: 854 Epic contributor ๐Ÿ˜
    And Wembley is a perfectly safe area. We have only had 2 dead bodies propped up against our bank fence this year. Last year we had 3. :001_rolleyes:
  • A-Vic
    A-Vic Registered Posts: 6,970 Beyond epic contributor ๐Ÿง™โ€โ™‚๏ธ
    speegs wrote: ยป
    And Wembley is a perfectly safe area. We have only had 2 dead bodies propped up against our bank fence this year. Last year we had 3. :001_rolleyes:

    Tempting lol
  • CJC
    CJC Registered Posts: 1,657 Beyond epic contributor ๐Ÿง™โ€โ™‚๏ธ
    Quiet here today. Don't tell me everyone's been working for once :001_tongue:
  • A-Vic
    A-Vic Registered Posts: 6,970 Beyond epic contributor ๐Ÿง™โ€โ™‚๏ธ
    CJC wrote: ยป
    Quiet here today. Don't tell me everyone's been working for once :001_tongue:

    i did till dinner lol
  • Ponder
    Ponder Registered Posts: 97 Regular contributor โญ
    speegs wrote: ยป
    I look like a hoodie. I got stopped by the police once for wearing hood. They asked for my details which I gave them. It was particularly amusing when they asked for my occupation and I said "accountant". At that point they let me go.

    :thumbup1:

    << that is humorous indeed!

    Combined with the "
    And Wembley is a perfectly safe area. We have only had 2 dead bodies propped up against our bank fence this year. Last year we had 3.

    Makes me think of the "Gold paved streets on Dick Whittington's london" still have the drawing power and the ancient dangers plus some more modern ones thrown in as well !
  • mark130273
    mark130273 Registered Posts: 4,234 Beyond epic contributor ๐Ÿง™โ€โ™‚๏ธ
    dam can t get to wembley !!!!

    have to have virtual party with you then !!!
  • speegs
    speegs Registered Posts: 854 Epic contributor ๐Ÿ˜
    Morning Children.:thumbup:

    Another night has passed without incident in Wembley.
  • A-Vic
    A-Vic Registered Posts: 6,970 Beyond epic contributor ๐Ÿง™โ€โ™‚๏ธ
    speegs wrote: ยป
    Morning Children.:thumbup:

    Another night has passed without incident in Wembley.

    thats even worse when its quiet the antispation :lol:
  • speegs
    speegs Registered Posts: 854 Epic contributor ๐Ÿ˜
    What is antispation?

    :laugh:

    What exams do you have left A-Vic?
  • CJC
    CJC Registered Posts: 1,657 Beyond epic contributor ๐Ÿง™โ€โ™‚๏ธ
    speegs wrote: ยป
    And Wembley is a perfectly safe area. We have only had 2 dead bodies propped up against our bank fence this year. Last year we had 3. :001_rolleyes:
    We had a near fatal stabbing in town a few days ago and a car pinched from our road last week...
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