VAT Inspection
Cullen
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Aaaaarghhh, scheduled for early Feb.
Last one I had was about 5 years ago. Should I be frightened? Has anyone had one recently? Any advice out there?
Last one I had was about 5 years ago. Should I be frightened? Has anyone had one recently? Any advice out there?
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I have one tomorrow at 10, let you know what happens0
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Good luck.0
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hahahahahaha0
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Do I detect hubris???
The gods will exact their revenge........0 -
Working in Construction we tend to get them every 3 years and they go over every return from their last inspection onwards.
recently I have had nicer inspectors than usual so not had any problems. Just provide regular cups of tea or coffee.0 -
Had a good visit, went through the workings for 4 missing vat returns, agrred my workings and went off happy. Only took an hour.0
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Good for you getting through it so quickly. Mine has been scheduled for over two days.
Good tip about the tea and coffee.I shall invest in chocolate biscuits.0 -
The last one I had not personally, the firm of solicitors - they were in for 4 days. I had to sot down with them for a few hours to go through some missing docs - again, jst give confident answers and if you know the score - give it straight... they can smell bull sh*t a mile off.
Sure you'll be fine.0 -
I've got the tea; twinings, the coffee; nescafe cap colombie,the biscuits; milk chocolate digestives and rich tea.
(I was going to go for the luxury chocolate biscuits but I thought that might look suspicious.)
He's due in in 15 minutes.
Wish me luck........................0 -
I wish you luck, they're normally straight forward0
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I've got the tea; twinings, the coffee; nescafe cap colombie,the biscuits; milk chocolate digestives and rich tea.
(I was going to go for the luxury chocolate biscuits but I thought that might look suspicious.)
He's due in in 15 minutes.
Wish me luck........................
Thats a bit posh (he or she might get a bit sus)
Only kidding good luck0 -
I've got the tea; twinings, the coffee; nescafe cap colombie,the biscuits; milk chocolate digestives and rich tea.
(I was going to go for the luxury chocolate biscuits but I thought that might look suspicious.)
He's due in in 15 minutes.
Wish me luck........................
Good luck.................as people have said, just be straight with them. I am sure you will be fine.0 -
Some VAT men can be funny about choccie biccies, one ended up going through VAT returns to make sure had not claimed back for Choccie biccies - as counted as non essential to work.
I hide the biccies when they come ever since. Don't know how they can class tea and coffee okay but not biccies?0 -
i want to be a vat inspector..............anyone reckon i be good at that !!!!!!!!0
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mark130273 wrote: »i want to be a vat inspector..............anyone reckon i be good at that !!!!!!!!
I second 3rd 4th 5th 6th 7th 8th 9th and 10th that one (annoying aspect anyway hehehehe)0 -
hahahahahahaha.............thanks....... ****ing myself here...0
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You know, Mark I really think you have a lot of the qualities desirable in a good VAT inspector.
My chap is still here, very nice, very polite, very appreciative of the biscuits, (he chose the chocolate digestives). Is he lulling me into a false sense of security and will he go for my throat when he is fully satiated on tea and snacks?
I told the Purchase ledger lady to wear something alluring. I clearly said, "think Mata Hari" when getting ready. She's come in wearing an anorak and wellies. Ah well............0 -
You know, Mark I really think you have a lot of the qualities desirable in a good VAT inspector.
My chap is still here, very nice, very polite, very appreciative of the biscuits, (he chose the chocolate digestives). Is he lulling me into a false sense of security and will he go for my throat when he is fully satiated on tea and snacks?
I told the Purchase ledger lady to wear something alluring. I clearly said, "think Mata Hari" when getting ready. She's come in wearing an anorak and wellies. Ah well............
I know this is really a serious subject...VAT inspectors...........but the one's I know would love a woman in an anorak and wellies.................so you might have just pulled off a good move there.......................Hope all goes well.0 -
I think it was the one that you know Dianne as he has just left and everything was hunky dory!
Yee hah!0 -
thats a relief.............so remeebr ...wellies and anorake.....
no short skirt and tube top hey......
must rememebr that for next time......mini skirt didnt go down too well with my hairy legs....hahahaha0 -
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