Never drinking again on a work day

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A-Vic
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Sobs i ach

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  • JJ43
    JJ43 Registered Posts: 50 Regular contributor ⭐
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    Naughty, naughty ..... drunk in charge of a calculator !
  • A-Vic
    A-Vic Registered Posts: 6,970 Beyond epic contributor 🧙‍♂️
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    JJ43 wrote: »
    Naughty, naughty ..... drunk in charge of a calculator !

    Ha cant even see it :lol:

    even worse than that i have a years bank statements to do with a page or 2 per day i cant see my tummy doing turnovers and head hurts
  • CJC
    CJC Registered Posts: 1,657 Beyond epic contributor 🧙‍♂️
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    Can't you just feel the waves of sympathy emanating from the rest of us... or not :001_tt2:
  • Cullen
    Cullen Registered Posts: 592 Epic contributor 🐘
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    Many a hangover I had originated in Rochdale.

    And Heywood

    And Bury

    I got drunk in Prestwich, Blakely and Middleton

    Plastered in Moston, Harpurhey and Cheetham Hill

    Stocious in Milnrow and Bacup

    I lost three days in Syke.

    I am going to stop now.
  • mark130273
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    you lucky git a-vic...............we have to rearrange our post tax return do cus someone forgot to book the resturant !!!
  • Gem7321
    Gem7321 Registered Posts: 1,438 Beyond epic contributor 🧙‍♂️
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    You think that's bad? We had our department christmas lunch last week!
  • speegs
    speegs Registered Posts: 854 Epic contributor 🐘
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    I have the flu and my mum keeps telling me to drink plenty. Well I now have to go shopping as I have finished the Malibu, Brandy, Whisky, 4 Chardonays "hic", 2 Guiness's "hic". Ow Hang over. I wonder if my mum meant water.
  • mark130273
    mark130273 Registered Posts: 4,234 Beyond epic contributor 🧙‍♂️
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    anyone bored on a weekend .............!!!
  • A-Vic
    A-Vic Registered Posts: 6,970 Beyond epic contributor 🧙‍♂️
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    so much for hangover theory - it turned out i had secondary chest infection and ryanitous.

    That explanes the one beer sleep hmmmm
  • CJC
    CJC Registered Posts: 1,657 Beyond epic contributor 🧙‍♂️
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    Are you sure you don't mean ryanitis :001_tongue:
  • A-Vic
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    CJC wrote: »
    Are you sure you don't mean ryanitis :001_tongue:

    :001_tongue: yeah that as well smartie pants lol
  • mark130273
    mark130273 Registered Posts: 4,234 Beyond epic contributor 🧙‍♂️
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    medical people on here too !!!
  • Gem7321
    Gem7321 Registered Posts: 1,438 Beyond epic contributor 🧙‍♂️
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    Chris has a PhD :001_wub:
  • A-Vic
    A-Vic Registered Posts: 6,970 Beyond epic contributor 🧙‍♂️
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    To be honest it was booohooo

    I had a top weekend planned meal and drinks friday night, then manchester shopping hotel drinks meal show (fame the musical)then a club after!

    the reality was!

    Friday Soup (half cup) home sofa 3am wake up

    Saturday feaver but gets up makes an effort as freinds travellied 3 hours after all atempts to put on a face (more like alice cooper) gets too manchester on the luxary GMPT Trains (very cold) pub (J20) all i could handle bypass shops (No new shoes:crying: post tax week treat) changed (looks like wursel gummage) ten mins in to show colapeses back to hotel sleeps till 9am then home.

    man i need to start a blog lolol sorry speggs
  • CJC
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    Gem7321 wrote: »
    Chris has a PhD :001_wub:
    Well, it was one way of spending three years without having to find a proper job :tongue_smilie:
  • A-Vic
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    CJC wrote: »
    Well, it was one way of spending three years without having to find a proper job :tongue_smilie:

    Shoot all them wasted years WORKING tut lol
  • mark130273
    mark130273 Registered Posts: 4,234 Beyond epic contributor 🧙‍♂️
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    why work? who needs it ?
  • dobbieobby
    dobbieobby Registered Posts: 231 Dedicated contributor 🦉
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    I have a hangover today. I could cry but my body cant waste any liquid's. Even a cornish pasty hasn't helped. I want to go home. Now.
  • A-Vic
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    dobbieobby wrote: »
    I have a hangover today. I could cry but my body cant waste any liquid's. Even a cornish pasty hasn't helped. I want to go home. Now.

    pastie? man cold kebab only hangover cure i know

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