LondonMat is an unknown quantity at this point….!!
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LondonMatt
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No I am not! I am very much a known quantity at this point! :mad:
I respectfully demand that yous all give me the recognition I deserves...
I am a handsome, witty, intelligent, handsome, thoughtful and handsome poster. Click on the rep button to confirm this to the powers that be…….
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I respectfully demand that yous all give me the recognition I deserves...
I am a handsome, witty, intelligent, handsome, thoughtful and handsome poster. Click on the rep button to confirm this to the powers that be…….
:001_smile:
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No Matt, you are a mystery wrapped up in a conundrum, enclosed in an enigma, covered by a paradox, um hidden within a riddle...............0
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No Matt, you are a mystery wrapped up in a conundrum, enclosed in an enigma, covered by a paradox, um hidden within a riddle...............
The international-man-of-mystery personna I impress upon my students is well known, but to everyone else, I am an answer unwrapped in an explanation, released in a solution, revealed by openness, discovered in rivers…
...if that makes sense?0 -
Confused!!
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Hang on, I've just dropped my Thesaurus................
Do you mean to say, Sensay that you are a resolution unravelled externally by an elucidation .............
Oh I've lost interest................0 -
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I know LondonMatt, but how do I know that you are really him? Ha!
What if you are that Trollist Chappie called Ambitius/Data Input/LondonNatt
How do we know that you are not an albino monk,???
Anyway it wont let me, says I have to spread it around. Spread what exactly?0 -
I know LondonMatt, but how do I know that you are really him? Ha!
What if you are that Trollist Chappie called Ambitius/Data Input/LondonNatt
How do we know that you are not an albino monk,???
Anyway it wont let me, says I have to spread it around. Spread what exactly?
I am who I say I am because that is who I am! I always say who I am, that is what makes me me! If I was not me then I would be someone else, therefore I must be who I say I am….
They want you to spread the love around, Cullen. Spread the love like a perrigen falcon spreads the cheese he liberates from a crosseyed camel on the way to the forgetten oasis….
...that's your second lesson, btw0 -
LondonMatt wrote: »No I am not! I am very much a known quantity at this point! :mad:
I respectfully demand that yous all give me the recognition I deserves...
I am a handsome, witty, intelligent, handsome, thoughtful and handsome poster. Click on the rep button to confirm this to the powers that be…….
:001_smile:
You have stated handsome three times...........................are you feeling a little unwanted/unknown at the moment:001_tt2:0 -
I've never noticed that little grey box before!0
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Does it actually work? If you sort the members list by ratings, you only get one person who isn't an unknown. I've left reputation before...:confused1:0
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Are all Matts 3 times as handsome as Joes then?
Is there a rule to relate all names into a scale of handsomeness?0 -
What? I don't know where you got that idea from?? Joes are really very handsomeAre all Matts 3 times as handsome as Joes then?
Yes, it goes:Is there a rule to relate all names into a scale of handsomeness?
Joe
Matt
Matthew
Gem
Diane
Speegs
Buff
Matty
Dianne
Jo
Adam
Blobby
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My apologies, I forgot we have some new-fangled ways of spelling names these days! You missed London off the list though, does that mean you don't place?
Matt as a surname can't count sorry!:laugh:0 -
My apologies, I forgot we have some new-fangled ways of spelling names these days!
Theres more than one way to spell!!
Theres the right way, the wrong way and the LondonMat way!
My way is also wrong....but it is much quickerYou missed London off the list though, does that mean you don't place?
Matt as a surname can't count sorry!:laugh:
Surnames don't count, you're right....lucky Matt is my middle name then :001_tt2:0 -
To clarify then, first name only. Touché.:001_tongue:0
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LondonMatt is an unknown quantity
Noooo you can't do a U-turn and put your name into the list, not now it's been released! That's what the Government would do and we must avoid replicating their movements at all costs!
PS You couldn't even get your name right for the thread title! Grrr
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Really, are Joe's more handsome than Matt's?
I've been out with a couple of hot Matts, and Adams as a matter of fact
:001_tongue: But never a Joe.
And where is Chris on the list? Chris's are handsome!0 -
Hot mats? Hope they weren't rubber 'cause that would smell once they caught light...0
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No I don't know any hot Mats, just hot Matts :001_tongue:0
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Ah that's alright then!
Second last on the list? But I'm a MAAT so by close association with the name Matt, I want a move up the handsomeness board!0 -
Noooo you can't do a U-turn and put your name into the list, not now it's been released! That's what the Government would do and we must avoid replicating their movements at all costs!
PS You couldn't even get your name right for the thread title! Grrr
Its my thread, my list I can do want I want :001_tt2:
And I didn't spell it wrong, I just .... errr...spelt it the LondonMat way :huh:0 -
Srory I Rmebemr now you mkae up the rleus as you go alnog!:001_tt2:0
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Really, are Joe's more handsome than Matt's?
I've been out with a couple of hot Matts, and Adams as a matter of fact :001_tongue: But never a Joe.
Yeah, that was some crazy love triangle we had going on there :ohmy: ..You, Adam, Me.....sad to see it end when Elmer Fudd shot Adam and whisked Gem off her feet...
glad we've all gotten over it now though :001_smile:0 -
That explains the stomach cramps then - GSWs!
I don't remember who gave me the black eye though...?0 -
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Ah oh dear! Are you taking it again at any point? If so, good luck!:thumbup1:0
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