LondonMat is an unknown quantity at this point….!!

LondonMatt
LondonMatt Registered Posts: 1,110 Beyond epic contributor 🧙‍♂️
No I am not! I am very much a known quantity at this point! :mad:

I respectfully demand that yous all give me the recognition I deserves...

I am a handsome, witty, intelligent, handsome, thoughtful and handsome poster. Click on the rep button to confirm this to the powers that be…….

:001_smile:
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  • Cullen
    Cullen Registered Posts: 592 Epic contributor 🐘
    No Matt, you are a mystery wrapped up in a conundrum, enclosed in an enigma, covered by a paradox, um hidden within a riddle...............
  • LondonMatt
    LondonMatt Registered Posts: 1,110 Beyond epic contributor 🧙‍♂️
    Cullen wrote: »
    No Matt, you are a mystery wrapped up in a conundrum, enclosed in an enigma, covered by a paradox, um hidden within a riddle...............

    The international-man-of-mystery personna I impress upon my students is well known, but to everyone else, I am an answer unwrapped in an explanation, released in a solution, revealed by openness, discovered in rivers…

    ...if that makes sense?
  • KellyG
    KellyG Registered Posts: 51 Regular contributor ⭐
    Confused!! :lol:
  • Cullen
    Cullen Registered Posts: 592 Epic contributor 🐘
    Hang on, I've just dropped my Thesaurus................

    Do you mean to say, Sensay that you are a resolution unravelled externally by an elucidation .............

    Oh I've lost interest................
  • LondonMatt
    LondonMatt Registered Posts: 1,110 Beyond epic contributor 🧙‍♂️
    Cullen wrote: »
    Hang on, I've just dropped my Thesaurus................

    And I've just ingested my lexicon…. :(
  • LondonMatt
    LondonMatt Registered Posts: 1,110 Beyond epic contributor 🧙‍♂️
    KellyG wrote: »
    Confused!! :lol:

    In the top right hand side of your post…under the number of posts you have made…is a little grey box that screams the quantity of known-ness that you possess when you hover your mouse over it….

    I am unknown!?!?! :mad2:
  • Cullen
    Cullen Registered Posts: 592 Epic contributor 🐘
    I know LondonMatt, but how do I know that you are really him? Ha!

    What if you are that Trollist Chappie called Ambitius/Data Input/LondonNatt

    How do we know that you are not an albino monk,???

    Anyway it wont let me, says I have to spread it around. Spread what exactly?
  • LondonMatt
    LondonMatt Registered Posts: 1,110 Beyond epic contributor 🧙‍♂️
    Cullen wrote: »
    I know LondonMatt, but how do I know that you are really him? Ha!

    What if you are that Trollist Chappie called Ambitius/Data Input/LondonNatt

    How do we know that you are not an albino monk,???

    Anyway it wont let me, says I have to spread it around. Spread what exactly?

    I am who I say I am because that is who I am! I always say who I am, that is what makes me me! If I was not me then I would be someone else, therefore I must be who I say I am….

    They want you to spread the love around, Cullen. Spread the love like a perrigen falcon spreads the cheese he liberates from a crosseyed camel on the way to the forgetten oasis….


    ...that's your second lesson, btw
  • Diannew
    Diannew Registered Posts: 2,814 Beyond epic contributor 🧙‍♂️
    LondonMatt wrote: »
    No I am not! I am very much a known quantity at this point! :mad:

    I respectfully demand that yous all give me the recognition I deserves...

    I am a handsome, witty, intelligent, handsome, thoughtful and handsome poster. Click on the rep button to confirm this to the powers that be…….

    :001_smile:

    You have stated handsome three times...........................are you feeling a little unwanted/unknown at the moment:001_tt2:
  • Gem7321
    Gem7321 Registered Posts: 1,438 Beyond epic contributor 🧙‍♂️
    I've never noticed that little grey box before!
  • AdamR
    AdamR Registered Posts: 668 Epic contributor 🐘
    Does it actually work? If you sort the members list by ratings, you only get one person who isn't an unknown. I've left reputation before...:confused1:
  • LondonMatt
    LondonMatt Registered Posts: 1,110 Beyond epic contributor 🧙‍♂️
    Diannew wrote: »
    You have stated handsome three times...........................are you feeling a little unwanted/unknown at the moment:001_tt2:

    Its cos I'm three times as handsome as your average Jo, so it deserves mentioning three times :cool2:


    :lol:
  • AdamR
    AdamR Registered Posts: 668 Epic contributor 🐘
    Are all Matts 3 times as handsome as Joes then?

    Is there a rule to relate all names into a scale of handsomeness?
  • LondonMatt
    LondonMatt Registered Posts: 1,110 Beyond epic contributor 🧙‍♂️
    AdamR wrote: »
    Are all Matts 3 times as handsome as Joes then?
    What? I don't know where you got that idea from?? Joes are really very handsome

    AdamR wrote: »
    Is there a rule to relate all names into a scale of handsomeness?
    Yes, it goes:
    Joe
    Matt
    Matthew

    Gem
    Diane
    Speegs
    Buff



    Matty






    Dianne

    Jo














    Adam















    Blobby

    :001_tt2:
  • AdamR
    AdamR Registered Posts: 668 Epic contributor 🐘
    My apologies, I forgot we have some new-fangled ways of spelling names these days! You missed London off the list though, does that mean you don't place?

    Matt as a surname can't count sorry!:laugh:
  • LondonMatt
    LondonMatt Registered Posts: 1,110 Beyond epic contributor 🧙‍♂️
    AdamR wrote: »
    My apologies, I forgot we have some new-fangled ways of spelling names these days!

    Theres more than one way to spell!!

    Theres the right way, the wrong way and the LondonMat way!

    My way is also wrong....but it is much quicker

    AdamR wrote: »
    You missed London off the list though, does that mean you don't place?

    Matt as a surname can't count sorry!:laugh:

    Surnames don't count, you're right....lucky Matt is my middle name then :001_tt2:
  • AdamR
    AdamR Registered Posts: 668 Epic contributor 🐘
    To clarify then, first name only. Touché.:001_tongue:
  • LondonMatt
    LondonMatt Registered Posts: 1,110 Beyond epic contributor 🧙‍♂️
    AdamR wrote: »
    To clarify then, first name only. Touché.:001_tongue:
    Ah well, if its first names only....the list goes:
    Joe
    London
    Matt
    Matthew

    Gem
    etc

    Touché right back at ya!!

    :laugh:
  • AdamR
    AdamR Registered Posts: 668 Epic contributor 🐘
    LondonMatt is an unknown quantity

    Noooo you can't do a U-turn and put your name into the list, not now it's been released! That's what the Government would do and we must avoid replicating their movements at all costs!

    PS You couldn't even get your name right for the thread title! Grrr:angry:
  • Gem7321
    Gem7321 Registered Posts: 1,438 Beyond epic contributor 🧙‍♂️
    Really, are Joe's more handsome than Matt's?
    I've been out with a couple of hot Matts, and Adams as a matter of fact :wink: :001_tongue: But never a Joe.

    And where is Chris on the list? Chris's are handsome!
  • AdamR
    AdamR Registered Posts: 668 Epic contributor 🐘
    Hot mats? Hope they weren't rubber 'cause that would smell once they caught light...
  • Gem7321
    Gem7321 Registered Posts: 1,438 Beyond epic contributor 🧙‍♂️
    No I don't know any hot Mats, just hot Matts :001_tongue:
  • AdamR
    AdamR Registered Posts: 668 Epic contributor 🐘
    Ah that's alright then!


    Second last on the list? But I'm a MAAT so by close association with the name Matt, I want a move up the handsomeness board!
  • LondonMatt
    LondonMatt Registered Posts: 1,110 Beyond epic contributor 🧙‍♂️
    AdamR wrote: »
    Noooo you can't do a U-turn and put your name into the list, not now it's been released! That's what the Government would do and we must avoid replicating their movements at all costs!

    PS You couldn't even get your name right for the thread title! Grrr:angry:

    Its my thread, my list I can do want I want :001_tt2:

    And I didn't spell it wrong, I just .... errr...spelt it the LondonMat way :huh:
  • AdamR
    AdamR Registered Posts: 668 Epic contributor 🐘
    Srory I Rmebemr now you mkae up the rleus as you go alnog!:001_tt2:
  • LondonMatt
    LondonMatt Registered Posts: 1,110 Beyond epic contributor 🧙‍♂️
    Gem7321 wrote: »
    Really, are Joe's more handsome than Matt's?
    I've been out with a couple of hot Matts, and Adams as a matter of fact :wink: :001_tongue: But never a Joe.

    Yeah, that was some crazy love triangle we had going on there :ohmy: ..You, Adam, Me.....sad to see it end when Elmer Fudd shot Adam and whisked Gem off her feet...

    glad we've all gotten over it now though :001_smile:
  • AdamR
    AdamR Registered Posts: 668 Epic contributor 🐘
    That explains the stomach cramps then - GSWs!

    I don't remember who gave me the black eye though...?
  • LondonMatt
    LondonMatt Registered Posts: 1,110 Beyond epic contributor 🧙‍♂️
    AdamR wrote: »
    Srory I Rmebemr now you mkae up the rleus as you go alnog!:001_tt2:
    Yes I do, its all part of the LondonMatt way....

    ...it also explains why I've failed my driving test 7 times

    :laugh:
  • AdamR
    AdamR Registered Posts: 668 Epic contributor 🐘
    Ah oh dear! Are you taking it again at any point? If so, good luck!:thumbup1:
  • LondonMatt
    LondonMatt Registered Posts: 1,110 Beyond epic contributor 🧙‍♂️
    AdamR wrote: »
    Ah oh dear! Are you taking it again at any point? If so, good luck!:thumbup1:
    I was only kidding, lol, passed my test first time :lol:
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