The best pun you have ever heard??

SeanyBoy
SeanyBoy Registered Posts: 553 Epic contributor 🐘
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Make me laugh guys...:lol::lol:

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  • nakeyj
    nakeyj Registered Posts: 23 New contributor 🐸
    After Kevin Pietersen got himself out with an unsuccessful hoik one tabloid went with "Dumb-slog Millionaire" :001_smile:
  • SeanyBoy
    SeanyBoy Registered Posts: 553 Epic contributor 🐘
    nakeyj wrote: »
    After Kevin Pietersen got himself out with an unsuccessful hoik one tabloid went with "Dumb-slog Millionaire" :001_smile:

    :glare:
  • rachy1975
    rachy1975 Registered Posts: 366 Dedicated contributor 🦉
    There was a sign on the lawn at a drug rehab centre that said 'Keep off the Grass'.

    :001_tt2:
  • LondonMatt
    LondonMatt Registered Posts: 1,110 Beyond epic contributor 🧙‍♂️
    A legendary pun from when Caledonian Thistle beat Celtic in the cup...

    'Super Cally goes ballistic, Celtic are atrocious'

    :laugh:
  • Paul24
    Paul24 Registered Posts: 578 Epic contributor 🐘
    :001_tt2:
    rachy1975 wrote: »
    There was a sign on the lawn at a drug rehab centre that said 'Keep off the Grass'.

    :001_tt2:

    Has somebody been listening to the gervais podcasts recently? :001_tt2:
  • mark130273
    mark130273 Registered Posts: 4,234 Beyond epic contributor 🧙‍♂️
    LondonMatt wrote: »
    A legendary pun from when Caledonian Thistle beat Celtic in the cup...

    'Super Cally goes ballistic, Celtic are atrocious'

    :laugh:

    DAM you MATT , i was going to do that one.....that was the best headline ever.....you see it on the big breakfast then ?
  • Gem7321
    Gem7321 Registered Posts: 1,438 Beyond epic contributor 🧙‍♂️
    It was when you gave me my first joint that it all went to pot
  • rachy1975
    rachy1975 Registered Posts: 366 Dedicated contributor 🦉
    Paul24 wrote: »
    :001_tt2:

    Has somebody been listening to the gervais podcasts recently? :001_tt2:


    yep!!! lol

    :001_tongue:
  • mark130273
    mark130273 Registered Posts: 4,234 Beyond epic contributor 🧙‍♂️
    no but watched smithy meeting the england team on comic relief..........now that was funny !
  • rachy1975
    rachy1975 Registered Posts: 366 Dedicated contributor 🦉
    not a pun the funniest front page i saw was the daily sport about 10 years ago...
    "Aliens turned my wife into a digestive biscuit!!"

    had to buy it to read that one......lol
  • mark130273
    mark130273 Registered Posts: 4,234 Beyond epic contributor 🧙‍♂️
    rachy1975 wrote: »
    not a pun the funniest front page i saw was the daily sport about 10 years ago...
    "Aliens turned my wife into a digestive biscuit!!"

    had to buy it to read that one......lol

    so what was the end of the story then < what actally happened ?
  • Paul24
    Paul24 Registered Posts: 578 Epic contributor 🐘
    rachy1975 wrote: »
    yep!!! lol

    :001_tongue:

    Philosophy one is out today, are you a longstanding fan then?
  • rachy1975
    rachy1975 Registered Posts: 366 Dedicated contributor 🦉
    mark130273 wrote: »
    so what was the end of the story then < what actally happened ?


    i'm not sure...i just remember the pic of the guy sat in his kitchen with a plate and a biccie on it... said they came down took her away and turned her into a digestive....lol
    it was not as funny as the one where the parents claimed their son turned into a fish finger...saw behind the scenes on that one.., poor lad, i think he defrosted in the end!!!

    :001_unsure:
  • rachy1975
    rachy1975 Registered Posts: 366 Dedicated contributor 🦉
    Paul24 wrote: »
    Philosophy one is out today, are you a longstanding fan then?

    yeah i am i do like him...along with loads of other comedians ...one of my favs was dave allen...used to watch him when i got home from the pub years ago!!!
  • Paul24
    Paul24 Registered Posts: 578 Epic contributor 🐘
    rachy1975 wrote: »
    yeah i am i do like him...along with loads of other comedians ...one of my favs was dave allen...used to watch him when i got home from the pub years ago!!!


    Yeah dave Allen was very funny
  • rachy1975
    rachy1975 Registered Posts: 366 Dedicated contributor 🦉
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4cT-BQLX6nU

    :001_smile:

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