He who dares!

A-Vic

Office Dares
ONE-POINT DARES
1. Ignore the first five people who say 'good morning' to you.
2. To signal the end of a conversation, clamp your hands over your ears
3. Leave your fly open for one hour. If anyone points it out,say,"Sorry,I really prefer it this way".
4. Walk sideways to the photocopier.
5. While riding in an lift, gasp dramatically every time the doors open.
6. When in the lift with one other person, tap them on the shoulder andpretend it wasn't you.
7. Finish all your sentences with "In accordance with the prophecy...
8. Don't use any punctuation.
9. Interrupt your conversation with someone by giving a huge dejectedsigh. 10. Use your highlighter pen on the computer screen.

THREE-POINT DARES 1. Say to your boss, "I like your style", wink, and shoot him withdouble-barrelled fingers.
2. Kneel in front of the water cooler and drink directly from thenozzle.
3. Shout random numbers while someone is counting.
4. Every time you get an email, shout ''email''.
5. Put decaf in the coffee maker for 3 weeks. Once everyone has got overhis or her caffeine addictions, switch to espresso.
6. Keep hole punching your finger. Each time you do, shout,"dagnamit,it's happened again!". Then do it again.
7. Introduce yourself to a new colleague as "the office bicycle". Thenwink and pout.
8. Call I.T. helpdesk and tell them that you can't seem to access anypornography web sites.

FIVE-POINT DARES 1. At the end of a meeting, suggest that, for once, it would be nice toconclude with the singing of the national anthem (extra points if youactually launch into it yourself).
2. Walk into a very busy person's office and while they watch you with growing irritation, turn the light switch on/off 10 times.
3. For an hour, refer to everyone you speak to as "Dave".
4. Announce to everyone in a meeting that you "really have to go do anumber two".
5. When you've picked up a call, before speaking finish off some fake conversation with the words, ''she can abort it for all I care''.
6. After every sentence, say 'Mon' in a really bad Jamaican accent. Asin: "The report's on your desk, Mon." Keep this up for one hour.
7. In a meeting or crowded situation, slap your forehead repeatedly andmutter, "Shut up, damn it, all of you just shut up!"
8. At lunchtime, get down on your knees and announce, "As God is mywitness, I'll never go hungry again!"
9. Repeat the following conversation 10 times to the same person: "Doyou hear that?" "What?" "Never mind, it's gone now."
10. Present meeting attendees with a cup of coffee and biscuit; smasheach biscuit with your fist.
11. During the course of a meeting, slowly edge your chair towards thedoor.
12. As often as possible, skip rather than walk.
13. Ask people what sex they are. Laugh hysterically after they answer.
14. While a colleague is writing, grab their pen and throw it out of thenearest open window.

ok a bit of reading (yes mark reading) but you have to do at least one then tell me their reaction!!!!!

farmergiles

A-Vic wrote: »

Office Dares
ONE-POINT DARES
1. Ignore the first five people who say 'good morning' to you.
2. To signal the end of a conversation, clamp your hands over your ears
3. Leave your fly open for one hour. If anyone points it out,say,"Sorry,I really prefer it this way".
4. Walk sideways to the photocopier.
5. While riding in an lift, gasp dramatically every time the doors open.
6. When in the lift with one other person, tap them on the shoulder andpretend it wasn't you.
7. Finish all your sentences with "In accordance with the prophecy...
8. Don't use any punctuation.
9. Interrupt your conversation with someone by giving a huge dejectedsigh. 10. Use your highlighter pen on the computer screen.

THREE-POINT DARES 1. Say to your boss, "I like your style", wink, and shoot him withdouble-barrelled fingers.
2. Kneel in front of the water cooler and drink directly from thenozzle.
3. Shout random numbers while someone is counting.
4. Every time you get an email, shout ''email''.
5. Put decaf in the coffee maker for 3 weeks. Once everyone has got overhis or her caffeine addictions, switch to espresso.
6. Keep hole punching your finger. Each time you do, shout,"dagnamit,it's happened again!". Then do it again.
7. Introduce yourself to a new colleague as "the office bicycle". Thenwink and pout.
8. Call I.T. helpdesk and tell them that you can't seem to access anypornography web sites.

FIVE-POINT DARES 1. At the end of a meeting, suggest that, for once, it would be nice toconclude with the singing of the national anthem (extra points if youactually launch into it yourself).
2. Walk into a very busy person's office and while they watch you with growing irritation, turn the light switch on/off 10 times.
3. For an hour, refer to everyone you speak to as "Dave".
4. Announce to everyone in a meeting that you "really have to go do anumber two".
5. When you've picked up a call, before speaking finish off some fake conversation with the words, ''she can abort it for all I care''.
6. After every sentence, say 'Mon' in a really bad Jamaican accent. Asin: "The report's on your desk, Mon." Keep this up for one hour.
7. In a meeting or crowded situation, slap your forehead repeatedly andmutter, "Shut up, damn it, all of you just shut up!"
8. At lunchtime, get down on your knees and announce, "As God is mywitness, I'll never go hungry again!"
9. Repeat the following conversation 10 times to the same person: "Doyou hear that?" "What?" "Never mind, it's gone now."
10. Present meeting attendees with a cup of coffee and biscuit; smasheach biscuit with your fist.
11. During the course of a meeting, slowly edge your chair towards thedoor.
12. As often as possible, skip rather than walk.
13. Ask people what sex they are. Laugh hysterically after they answer.
14. While a colleague is writing, grab their pen and throw it out of thenearest open window.

ok a bit of reading (yes mark reading) but you have to do at least one then tell me their reaction!!!!!

That sounds like a normal day in my office

CJC

I don't think I'll bother, Dave :001_tongue:

A-Vic

CJC wrote: »

I don't think I'll bother, Dave :001_tongue:

awwww go on ya chicken i double dare ya:001_tongue:

LondonMatt

A-Vic wrote: »

Office Dares
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Hahaha :laugh: They are quality

Might try one of them on monday.....but a one man game may just make you look like a psycho...

How about this for 1 point: Ring a colleague you barely know and pretend it was them who called you. Repeat 5 times to the same person, over the course of an hour. Finally, threaten to report them to HR for harrasment if it doesn't stop.

3 points: With them still in it, grab the handle of someones chair and run with it as far as you can.

A-Vic

Yeahhh scored 1 point - ok so photocopier is next to my desk but i did step side ways lol

taskey

I love this, i am sitting here laughing to myself thinking how much i can wind my boss up today. i am on holiday after today so a little bit of lighthearted humor will go down fine and dandy.

Tracy

welshwizard

I used to work on an airport and sent one of the junior staff out onto the aircraft parking area to mop the yellow lines

We sent another girl to the aircraft engineers for:

Long weight (wait) - she was gone 2 hours!
Skyhooks
Left handed screw driver

Those were the days... ho hum..............