To take my mind off tomorrows exam

Pigpen
Pigpen Registered Posts: 331 Dedicated contributor 🦉
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I have just realised that 2 weeks today I will be going to see the Kings of Leon at the O2 - Result !

Now all I need is for them to send me my tickets!!!!!

Anyone got anything else planned - I know one of the team has a wedding looming - Good luck :thumbup1:
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  • Cullen
    Cullen Registered Posts: 592 Epic contributor 🐘
    I plan to break into Number 1 son's house whilst he is on holiday and steal the tickets for the Fleetwood Mac gig........

    (Do you think they might not have been posted to him yet? He's got nothing else worth stealing, except all the stuff he liberated from our house when we were on holiday... I dont know where he gets it from!)
  • Cullen
    Cullen Registered Posts: 592 Epic contributor 🐘
    Yup I do know....

    My house!
  • Pigpen
    Pigpen Registered Posts: 331 Dedicated contributor 🦉
    Ah - Its not just mine then - The step son called in last week while we were at work and knicked the fish slice/ spatula cos they were having a bbq at his house - That will never be seen again - It will sit with the one cereal bowl and spoon he borrowed some months ago

    I could actually strangle him cos I have needed it every day since
  • Kezza
    Kezza Registered Posts: 18 New contributor 🐸
    I'm terrible for emptying my parents cupboards when they are on holiday I must admit!! :ohmy:

    I have a holiday booked in Ibiza for Friday, no better way to forget about it all by going and having a well earned few days partying in the sunshine :thumbup:
  • Pigpen
    Pigpen Registered Posts: 331 Dedicated contributor 🦉
    oooooooooooooh lucky thing - 5 weeks for me till we go away!
  • Kezza
    Kezza Registered Posts: 18 New contributor 🐸
    Yes I can't wait, I'm well ready for a holiday! 5 weeks is not a long time and will be around before you know it, it only seems like last week I was counting down from 5 weeks myself!
  • Pigpen
    Pigpen Registered Posts: 331 Dedicated contributor 🦉
    Glad to hear cos the starvation bikini diet is hard to take too - Lol
  • CJC
    CJC Registered Posts: 1,657 Beyond epic contributor 🧙‍♂️
    I might manage a few days in Newquay as per usual :001_unsure:
  • Cullen
    Cullen Registered Posts: 592 Epic contributor 🐘
    Um, are you doing this starvation bikini diet, CJC?

    Me neither....
  • mark130273
    mark130273 Registered Posts: 4,234 Beyond epic contributor 🧙‍♂️
    nice one....
  • Pigpen
    Pigpen Registered Posts: 331 Dedicated contributor 🦉
    Don't knock it till you try it ! :crying:
  • mark130273
    mark130273 Registered Posts: 4,234 Beyond epic contributor 🧙‍♂️
    i still cant get mine to fit ???lol
  • Cullen
    Cullen Registered Posts: 592 Epic contributor 🐘
    I haven't worn a bikini since....

    Er no I insist I have never worn a bikini.

    Those photos were clearly not me.

    I was fitted up, gov.
  • mark130273
    mark130273 Registered Posts: 4,234 Beyond epic contributor 🧙‍♂️
    well im sure that MANKINI fitted !!!
  • Cullen
    Cullen Registered Posts: 592 Epic contributor 🐘
    A what?? A mankini??

    Hmmmm

    (Do Primark sell them, and if so can we get it at a staff discount from Rachy???)
  • Pigpen
    Pigpen Registered Posts: 331 Dedicated contributor 🦉
    You have one of those green Borat things don't you?
  • Paul24
    Paul24 Registered Posts: 578 Epic contributor 🐘
    Ive been told I may end up in one of those next weekend on my stag
  • Pigpen
    Pigpen Registered Posts: 331 Dedicated contributor 🦉
    Nice - Classy !
  • Cullen
    Cullen Registered Posts: 592 Epic contributor 🐘
    I can neither confirm nor deny whether any item is, has been or might be included in my wardrobe......
  • ema192
    ema192 Registered Posts: 107 Dedicated contributor 🦉
    Im off to see Britney tomorrow night after my exam so something to look forward to tomorrow if nothing else! :-)
  • mark130273
    mark130273 Registered Posts: 4,234 Beyond epic contributor 🧙‍♂️
    cant believe you didnt know about a mankini ?
  • A-Vic
    A-Vic Registered Posts: 6,970 Beyond epic contributor 🧙‍♂️
    mark130273 wrote: »
    cant believe you didnt know about a mankini ?

    i had no idea what one was untill the download festival and there must have been 200 hairy backside men wearing them (please big big favour if must wear one men introuduce yourself to wax) as am still not over the painfull experience - ive often wondered if i should seek medical intervention:lol:
  • mark130273
    mark130273 Registered Posts: 4,234 Beyond epic contributor 🧙‍♂️
    A-Vic wrote: »
    i had no idea what one was untill the download festival and there must have been 200 hairy backside men wearing them (please big big favour if must wear one men introuduce yourself to wax) as am still not over the painfull experience - ive often wondered if i should seek medical intervention:lol:

    NO F*CKING WAY


    no wax is going anywere near me !!!:mad2:
  • Cullen
    Cullen Registered Posts: 592 Epic contributor 🐘
    Wax eh?

    Highlight of last year was when Number 2 son allowed his mother to wax his hairy nipples.

    Those high pitched screams are still ringing in my ear.
  • mark130273
    mark130273 Registered Posts: 4,234 Beyond epic contributor 🧙‍♂️
    Cullen wrote: »
    Wax eh?

    Highlight of last year was when Number 2 son allowed his mother to wax his hairy nipples.

    Those high pitched screams are still ringing in my ear.

    ouch ouch and double ouch...........

    bad enough when i had to have plasters applied for 4 months on the base of my back and they bloody killed getting ripped off ?
  • Pigpen
    Pigpen Registered Posts: 331 Dedicated contributor 🦉
    Pigpen wrote: »
    Glad to hear cos the starvation bikini diet is hard to take too - Lol


    Errrrrr - Do Post "DFS" celebratory "Happy Meals" on way back count on a starvation diet? :crying:
  • Cullen
    Cullen Registered Posts: 592 Epic contributor 🐘
    No actually, it has been scientifically proven by that world famous polymath, Katie Melua, that along with countless bicycles in Beijing that Celebratory Happy Meals consumed with a specific time period after a DFS exam have a zero calorific value. It's a fact. It's a thing we can't deny. Like the fact that I will love you till I die.

    I know I have never met you, but it's true.
  • CJC
    CJC Registered Posts: 1,657 Beyond epic contributor 🧙‍♂️
    Facts, ha! You can prove anything with facts.
  • Pigpen
    Pigpen Registered Posts: 331 Dedicated contributor 🦉
    Ooooooooooooooh Cullen - Thanks

    I am so pleased - No Calories consumed at all today then - Result :thumbup1:
  • Cullen
    Cullen Registered Posts: 592 Epic contributor 🐘
    Well CJC, it's obvious you are not a scientist like Katie Melua.

    She has proven many things by careful observation, meticulous recording of data and being the closest thing to crazy you have ever been. Do you realise that she has proven that the nearest whole number to 22 is actually 17???

    That's why she is a scientist and you are not.

    Well not a real one like Katie Melua.

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