Had to laugh
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What's the difference between Alex Ferguson and Michael Jackson?
Ferguson will still be playing Giggs in August...0 -
It's good to see in these days when climate change is such an issue that the recycling of old jokes is being actively pursued.0
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According to the UK census bureau,
19,374 people are having sex right now,
21,130 are kissing
and 1 poor bugger is reading an AAT thread.
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Make that 2 poor buggers.....0
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Is there a club? Do we get T-shirts?!:001_tt1:0
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So basically we get nothing we don't already have? On that basis, I don't want to be a member! I was at least expecting tea and biscuits!:glare:0
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LondonMatt wrote: »According to the UK census bureau,
19,374 people are having sex right now,
21,130 are kissing
and 1 poor bugger is reading an AAT thread.
:laugh:
thanks :crying::crying:0 -
whats red and sits in a corner
a naughty strawberry
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thankyou thankyou thankyou :biggrin:0
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Speech! Speech!0
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gush
Aw no i couldn't honestly
well, ok then,
Its an honour to accept this...
wonderful title
on behalf of the qi pannel who, gave the world this beautifully
phrased peice of mirth
and finally for all those who love awful jokes..
Whats orange and rhymes with parrot?
A Carrot.
Ps please please feel free to take the AAT forum
worse joke title. 0 -
What's brown and sticky?
A stick.0 -
nah my bogey joke was well worse(or worsier ?)lol0
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mark130273 wrote: »nah my bogey joke was well worse(or worsier ?)lol
That's as bad as How Far Can A crow Fly!!!!!!
As far as you can flick it......................
Oh no it's official..........I have Markitus lmao 0 -
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Can't resist
Whats red and silly
A blood Clot :001_tongue:
A cargo ship carring burgundy paint capsized of the coast of Congo,
The captain reported the crew were all marooned. 0 -
how do you make a kitchen sink????
throw it in the bath
That's all folks0 -
An oldie but goodie;
Ireland's worst air disaster occurred early this morning when a two-seater Cessna crashed into a cemetery. Irish police have so far recovered 1,826 bodies but expect that
number to rise as digging continues through the night.
Too rude for here but answer available via PM and only if I know you (though some'll know it!);
Why does Rupert the Bear wear yellow and black chequered trousers?0 -
heres one thats a bit well...
A wife went shoping for some shoes
husband says " no you cant have them, don't you know theres a recession on."
Later on the husband gets a bit frisky
wife says "dont you know theres a recession on?"
"Whats that got to do with it, its free."
"Well if you cant aford to get it shod, you cant ride it can you.":ohmy:0 -
An oldie but goodie;
Ireland's worst air disaster occurred early this morning when a two-seater Cessna crashed into a cemetery. Irish police have so far recovered 1,826 bodies but expect that
number to rise as digging continues through the night.
Too rude for here but answer available via PM and only if I know you (though some'll know it!);
Why does Rupert the Bear wear yellow and black chequered trousers?
PM me Robert PLeaseeeeeeeesssss0 -
hehehehehehehehehehehe ...
nice one ..:lol: 0 -
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I know this one and not sure it's actually worth the effort of PMing :001_rolleyes:0
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Please feel free to do it for the others Chris though I have PM'd you too...0
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im still waiting ????0
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This has cheered me up for the day lol, good jokes.0
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we do try.but im still waiting for the rupert punchline !!0
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