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  • blobbyh
    blobbyh Registered Posts: 2,415
    What's the difference between Alex Ferguson and Michael Jackson?

    Ferguson will still be playing Giggs in August...
  • CJC
    CJC Registered Posts: 1,657
    It's good to see in these days when climate change is such an issue that the recycling of old jokes is being actively pursued.
  • LondonMatt
    LondonMatt Registered Posts: 1,110
    According to the UK census bureau,
    19,374 people are having sex right now,
    21,130 are kissing
    and 1 poor bugger is reading an AAT thread.


    :laugh:
  • Rachey
    Rachey Registered Posts: 589
    Make that 2 poor buggers.....
  • AdamR
    AdamR Registered Posts: 668
    Is there a club? Do we get T-shirts?!:001_tt1:
  • LondonMatt
    LondonMatt Registered Posts: 1,110
    AdamR wrote: »
    Is there a club? Do we get T-shirts?!:001_tt1:

    No t-shirts.....just poor eyesight and deformed hands..... :001_unsure:

    :laugh:
  • AdamR
    AdamR Registered Posts: 668
    So basically we get nothing we don't already have? On that basis, I don't want to be a member! I was at least expecting tea and biscuits!:glare:
  • mark130273
    mark130273 Registered Posts: 4,234
    LondonMatt wrote: »
    According to the UK census bureau,
    19,374 people are having sex right now,
    21,130 are kissing
    and 1 poor bugger is reading an AAT thread.


    :laugh:

    thanks :crying::crying:
  • jkc
    jkc Registered Posts: 166 ? ? ?
    whats red and sits in a corner
    a naughty strawberry :lol:
  • A-Vic
    A-Vic Registered Posts: 6,970
    jkc wrote: »
    whats red and sits in a corner
    a naughty strawberry :lol:

    Ladies and Gentalmen we have found our winner for the worst joke in history lol
  • jkc
    jkc Registered Posts: 166 ? ? ?
    thankyou thankyou thankyou :biggrin:
  • AdamR
    AdamR Registered Posts: 668
    Speech! Speech!
  • jkc
    jkc Registered Posts: 166 ? ? ?
    gush

    Aw no i couldn't honestly
    well, ok then,
    Its an honour to accept this...
    wonderful title
    on behalf of the qi pannel who, gave the world this beautifully
    phrased peice of mirth
    and finally for all those who love awful jokes..
    Whats orange and rhymes with parrot?
    A Carrot.
    Ps please please feel free to take the AAT forum
    worse joke title.:lol::lol::lol:
  • CJC
    CJC Registered Posts: 1,657
    What's brown and sticky?

    A stick.
  • mark130273
    mark130273 Registered Posts: 4,234
    nah my bogey joke was well worse(or worsier ?)lol
  • Diannew
    Diannew Registered Posts: 2,814
    mark130273 wrote: »
    nah my bogey joke was well worse(or worsier ?)lol

    That's as bad as How Far Can A crow Fly!!!!!!

    As far as you can flick it......................

    Oh no it's official..........I have Markitus lmao:lol::lol:
  • mark130273
    mark130273 Registered Posts: 4,234
    Diannew wrote: »
    That's as bad as How Far Can A crow Fly!!!!!!

    As far as you can flick it......................

    Oh no it's official..........I have Markitus lmao:lol::lol:

    thats fu**ing brilliant !!:laugh:
  • jkc
    jkc Registered Posts: 166 ? ? ?
    Can't resist
    Whats red and silly
    A blood Clot :001_tongue:

    A cargo ship carring burgundy paint capsized of the coast of Congo,
    The captain reported the crew were all marooned.:lol:
  • taskey
    taskey Registered Posts: 1,800
    how do you make a kitchen sink????

    throw it in the bath

    That's all folks
  • blobbyh
    blobbyh Registered Posts: 2,415
    An oldie but goodie;

    Ireland's worst air disaster occurred early this morning when a two-seater Cessna crashed into a cemetery. Irish police have so far recovered 1,826 bodies but expect that
    number to rise as digging continues through the night.


    Too rude for here but answer available via PM and only if I know you (though some'll know it!);

    Why does Rupert the Bear wear yellow and black chequered trousers?
  • jkc
    jkc Registered Posts: 166 ? ? ?
    heres one thats a bit well...

    A wife went shoping for some shoes
    husband says " no you cant have them, don't you know theres a recession on."
    Later on the husband gets a bit frisky
    wife says "dont you know theres a recession on?"
    "Whats that got to do with it, its free."
    "Well if you cant aford to get it shod, you cant ride it can you.":ohmy:
  • A-Vic
    A-Vic Registered Posts: 6,970
    blobbyh wrote: »
    An oldie but goodie;

    Ireland's worst air disaster occurred early this morning when a two-seater Cessna crashed into a cemetery. Irish police have so far recovered 1,826 bodies but expect that
    number to rise as digging continues through the night.


    Too rude for here but answer available via PM and only if I know you (though some'll know it!);

    Why does Rupert the Bear wear yellow and black chequered trousers?

    PM me Robert PLeaseeeeeeeesssss
  • zainab
    zainab Registered Posts: 31 ? ? ?
    hehehehehehehehehehehe ...

    nice one ..:
    lol::lol::lol:
  • mark130273
    mark130273 Registered Posts: 4,234
    A-Vic wrote: »
    PM me Robert PLeaseeeeeeeesssss

    me too please.......
  • CJC
    CJC Registered Posts: 1,657
    I know this one and not sure it's actually worth the effort of PMing :001_rolleyes:
  • blobbyh
    blobbyh Registered Posts: 2,415
    Please feel free to do it for the others Chris though I have PM'd you too...
  • mark130273
    mark130273 Registered Posts: 4,234
    im still waiting ????
  • Angie09
    Angie09 Registered Posts: 4 New contributor ?
    This has cheered me up for the day lol, good jokes.
  • mark130273
    mark130273 Registered Posts: 4,234
    we do try.but im still waiting for the rupert punchline !!
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