Fancy a career change?

LondonMatt

Become a witch!

£50,000 a year to live in a cave...as a "hag"! :huh:

Diannew

LondonMatt wrote: »

Become a witch!

£50,000 a year to live in a cave...as a "hag"! :huh:

I would need £50,000 a year to say I lived in Wookey Hole!!

AdamR

Matt - you could apply, there's nothing stopping you!

jilt

Yes please :biggrin:

Buff

I read this in the paper yesterday!

and it said they had to interview guys as well as women due to discrimination!

Diannew

AdamR wrote: »

Matt - you could apply, there's nothing stopping you!

Yes Look!!!! I wonder what the standard test are likely to be!! any idea's?

Due to sexual discrimination law, the job cannot demand that the post is filled by a woman.

Under sexual discrimination law, unless Wookey Hole can provide "documentary proof that the original witch was female it can't issue a gender-specific job description".

Interviews, which will involve on-site assessment incorporating a range of standard tasks, will take place on 28 July at 1100, stipulates the advert.

LondonMatt

You really think I should guys? I mean, I have the whole satan worshipping thing already.......suppose it wouldn't be too difficult to become witch......I cackle all the time as it is anyway...

But do witches wear tights? The hat, skirt and giant nose I can deal with, but tights?? I'll have to think that over :001_unsure:

Diannew

LondonMatt wrote: »

You really think I should guys? I mean, I have the whole satan worshipping thing already.......suppose it wouldn't be too difficult to become witch......I cackle all the time as it is anyway...

But do witches wear tights? The hat, skirt and giant nose I can deal with, but tights?? I'll have to think that over :001_unsure:

It's the warts on the face I thought would be a bit of a let down

And you would have to change your name on here to Wookey Hole Matt....so we know who you are.

LondonMatt

Diannew wrote: »

It's the warts on the face I thought would be a bit of a let down

Warts I can deal with....cover up my acne and general ugliness, but tights?? :001_unsure:

:laugh:

Diannew

LondonMatt wrote: »

Warts I can deal with....cover up my acne and general ugliness, but tights?? :001_unsure:

:laugh:

You could always go down the silk stocking hold ups route........they would be abit more hygenic for a man witch......

LondonMatt

Diannew wrote: »

And you would have to change your name on here to Wookey Hole Matt....so we know who you are.

WookeyHole Matt doesn't quite have the same air of class as LondonMatt, does it?

Sounds like a gay insult anyway....:glare:

mikes

Or how about WizardMatt, as that what they would call the male applicant anyway. Wooky hole, makes it sound a bit like Noel Edmunds and his Crinkly bottom.

LondonMatt

Oh, I just found a name should I get the job - WarlockMatt

Pretty damn cool :thumbup1:

Alright, it's pretty geeky, but better than Wookie Hole Matt or Crinkly Bottom Matt :thumbdown:

:laugh:

CJC

Will they be providing broomstick, cauldron and black cat or do you have to bring your own? Oh and do you have to weigh less than a duck?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zrzMhU_4m-g

jilt

I've got the black cat.........................I'll loan it to you Matt for a small fee..............bags the first spell :001_tt2:

mark130273

Freeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeak !

Diannew

jilt wrote: »

I've got the black cat.........................I'll loan it to you Matt for a small fee..............bags the first spell :001_tt2:

Jill...I think he will need the first spell to sort out his Crinkly Bottom, large Nose and Warts.......................not too mention the wookey problem And now he even has Warlocks in his hair.................................wonder if he fancy's a date:001_tt2:

AK002

Women get it easy!

Diannew

AK002 wrote: »

Women get it easy!

Explain!!

A-Vic

Well i think you should all leave the job alone its ment for robert and no one else lolol and it also stated men can apply so get kakling boys

AK002

Diannew wrote: »

Explain!!

All you lot have to do is stand in the kitchen, we have to work :001_tt2:.

Diannew

AK002 wrote: »

All you lot have to do is stand in the kitchen, we have to work :001_tt2:.

Thankfully a man who know's his place.......we stand there looking great, and you do all the work........................clever boy:001_tt2:

AK002

Diannew wrote: »

Thankfully a man who know's his place.......we stand there looking great, and you do all the work........................clever boy:001_tt2:

mark130273

AK002 wrote: »

All you lot have to do is stand in the kitchen, we have to work :001_tt2:.

YOU wish !

Diannew

mark130273 wrote: »

YOU wish !

I know!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!:001_tt2:

mark130273

Diannew wrote: »

I know!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!:001_tt2:

but then again why would you work when you can get us to work and sit there watching mr kyle and eating bom boms !!!

jkc

shame its pro rata.

Diannew

mark130273 wrote: »

but then again why would you work when you can get us to work and sit there watching mr kyle and eating bom boms !!!

Got the wrong woman Mark.......once the man is working......I would pass my time doing much more than watching Mr Kyle and eating Bom Boms (must say...they are nice sweets though):001_tt2:

mark130273

Diannew wrote: »

Got the wrong woman Mark.......once the man is working......I would pass my time doing much more than watching Mr Kyle and eating Bom Boms (must say...they are nice sweets though):001_tt2:

lol..........so whats the sweet then ?