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LondonMatt
LondonMatt Registered Posts: 1,110
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Crowded elevators smell different to midgets

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  • mark130273
    mark130273 Registered Posts: 4,234
    If at first you don't succeed . . . then skydiving isn't for you.
  • jilt
    jilt Registered Posts: 2,903
    LondonMatt wrote: »
    Crowded elevators smell different to midgets

    For one minute I wondered what midgets smelt of :blushing::lol::lol:
  • Diannew
    Diannew Registered Posts: 2,814
    jilt wrote: »
    For one minute I wondered what midgets smelt of :blushing::lol::lol:

    Ask Matt he appears to know:lol::lol:
  • farmergiles
    farmergiles Registered Posts: 1,693
    Diannew wrote: »
    Ask Matt he appears to know:lol::lol:

    makes one wonder if Matt is a midget:lol::lol::lol:
  • Diannew
    Diannew Registered Posts: 2,814
    farmergiles wrote: »
    makes one wonder if Matt is a midget:lol::lol::lol:

    Size isn't every thing....so the saying goes:lol::lol:
  • jilt
    jilt Registered Posts: 2,903
    farmergiles wrote: »
    makes one wonder if Matt is a midget:lol::lol::lol:

    Hmmm, Matt the midget, has a ring to it :lol:
  • LondonMatt
    LondonMatt Registered Posts: 1,110
    farmergiles wrote: »
    makes one wonder if Matt is a midget:lol::lol::lol:

    Nope, but I am a fidget....completely irrelevant fact you may say, but it does rhyme...
  • A-Vic
    A-Vic Registered Posts: 6,970
    Or as my nephew says Matt the Umpa Dumpa :lol:
  • LondonMatt
    LondonMatt Registered Posts: 1,110
    jilt wrote: »
    Hmmm, Matt the midget, has a ring to it :lol:

    Oh crap :001_unsure: I started this thread to stimulate intellectual converation, and it ends up with me being a midget

    This thread did not go as planned :glare:
  • Diannew
    Diannew Registered Posts: 2,814
    LondonMatt wrote: »
    Oh crap :001_unsure: I started this thread to stimulate intellectual converation, and it ends up with me being a midget

    This thread did not go as planned :glare:

    :lol::lol::lol: quote of the day..................keep your thoughts to yourself:lol::lol:
  • jilt
    jilt Registered Posts: 2,903
    LondonMatt wrote: »
    Oh crap :001_unsure: I started this thread to stimulate intellectual converation, :glare:

    You should know better by now :laugh:
  • farmergiles
    farmergiles Registered Posts: 1,693
    LondonMatt wrote: »
    Oh crap :001_unsure: I started this thread to stimulate intellectual converation, and it ends up with me being a midget

    I agree with Dianne and Jilt, Bridget the Midget:lol::lol::lol:
  • marknotgeorge
    marknotgeorge Registered Posts: 158 🎆 🐘 🎆
    LondonMatt wrote: »
    I started this thread to stimulate intellectual converation

    That was a silly idea...
  • LondonMatt
    LondonMatt Registered Posts: 1,110
    farmergiles wrote: »
    I agree with Dianne and Jilt, Bridget the Midget:lol::lol::lol:

    Well, if I had to be a midget....:001_rolleyes: I won't be one of those happy go luck dwarfes, or an umpa dumpa (A-Vic!), I'd be the hard as nails midget boss of the underworld that's in Watchmen

    Stay away from the bars!!
  • Diannew
    Diannew Registered Posts: 2,814
    LondonMatt wrote: »
    Well, if I had to be a midget....:001_rolleyes: I won't be one of those happy go luck dwarfes, or an umpa dumpa (A-Vic!), I'd be the hard as nails midget boss of the underworld that's in Watchmen

    Stay away from the bars!!

    How tall are you Matt really.......you do seem to have to be the Hardest/toughest of them all...............is this a size related ego:lol::lol:
  • LondonMatt
    LondonMatt Registered Posts: 1,110
    Diannew wrote: »
    How tall are you Matt really.......you do seem to have to be the Hardest/toughest of them all...............is this a size related ego:lol::lol:

    What size am I?










    ACTUAL!



    :001_tt2:
  • Jan
    Jan Registered Posts: 654
    This thread did not go as planned

    Do they ever?
  • mark130273
    mark130273 Registered Posts: 4,234
    totally off subject.........i wonder whats the average threadposting before it goes off subject......

    i reckon its about 5 posts !
  • Diannew
    Diannew Registered Posts: 2,814
    LondonMatt wrote: »
    What size am I?










    ACTUAL!



    :001_tt2:

    ACTUAL....OR actual..........:001_tt2:
  • mark130273
    mark130273 Registered Posts: 4,234
    i reckon actual
  • LondonMatt
    LondonMatt Registered Posts: 1,110
    Diannew wrote: »
    ACTUAL....OR actual..........:001_tt2:

    Most of the time I'm ACTUAL

    But, occassionally I'm ACTUAL

    Though not as often as I'd like :001_unsure:


    :laugh:
  • Diannew
    Diannew Registered Posts: 2,814
    LondonMatt wrote: »
    Most of the time I'm ACTUAL

    But, occassionally I'm ACTUAL

    Though not as often as I'd like :001_unsure:


    :laugh:

    :lol::lol::lol: Think you need to see a Doctor:lol::lol:
  • mark130273
    mark130273 Registered Posts: 4,234
    LondonMatt wrote: »
    Most of the time I'm ACTUAL

    But, occassionally I'm ACTUAL

    Though not as often as I'd like :001_unsure:


    :laugh:

    very nice !!!:confused1:

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