My boss has got a jelly bean stuck up her nose.

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  • Pigpen
    Pigpen Registered Posts: 331 Dedicated contributor 🦉
    Well - A girl I knew had a little womens problem and recounted the story to us all in the pub one night about how she got the pill for said Womens problem stuck in her throat and after much gagging she had to break it up and swallow it in bits - After we all managed to stop laughing we explained to her that the reason it would have got stuck in her throat was because it was a pessary - Never forgotten the look on her face - lol :lol:
  • Diannew
    Diannew Registered Posts: 2,814 Beyond epic contributor 🧙‍♂️
    AK002 wrote: »
    Now i know where Diane was coming from in the other thread LOLOL!!

    Not that you are a bit slow:lol::lol:
  • AK002
    AK002 Registered Posts: 2,492 Beyond epic contributor 🧙‍♂️
    Well i don't tend to venture to different threads........ :lol:
  • mark130273
    mark130273 Registered Posts: 4,234 Beyond epic contributor 🧙‍♂️
    AK002 wrote: »
    Well i don't tend to venture to different threads........ :lol:

    sure you dont ??:tongue_smilie:
  • AK002
    AK002 Registered Posts: 2,492 Beyond epic contributor 🧙‍♂️
    Honest.

    I'm a one thread guy ;)
  • mark130273
    mark130273 Registered Posts: 4,234 Beyond epic contributor 🧙‍♂️
    AK002 wrote: »
    Honest.

    I'm a one thread guy ;)

    one website guy.........guess oyur working at the mo...but you can have all these later on as im off out !!!
  • AK002
    AK002 Registered Posts: 2,492 Beyond epic contributor 🧙‍♂️
    Yeah was busy today! One of the managers has had a heart attack at the weekend so it's a bti hectic here!
  • mark130273
    mark130273 Registered Posts: 4,234 Beyond epic contributor 🧙‍♂️
    AK002 wrote: »
    Yeah was busy today! One of the managers has had a heart attack at the weekend so it's a bti hectic here!

    what ????wow so is he ok now ??
  • AK002
    AK002 Registered Posts: 2,492 Beyond epic contributor 🧙‍♂️
    Aye he's doing fine lol..

    Kinda of shock as he cycles to work everyday etc does running n stuff.. collapsed in the gym changing rooms after a massive work out apparently..
  • mark130273
    mark130273 Registered Posts: 4,234 Beyond epic contributor 🧙‍♂️
    AK002 wrote: »
    Aye he's doing fine lol..

    Kinda of shock as he cycles to work everyday etc does running n stuff.. collapsed in the gym changing rooms after a massive work out apparently..

    i always look and you see that a lot of athletes and than die really quiet young ???so execise is good for you ?
  • AK002
    AK002 Registered Posts: 2,492 Beyond epic contributor 🧙‍♂️
    I think i'll stay a fat then safer?!
  • Diannew
    Diannew Registered Posts: 2,814 Beyond epic contributor 🧙‍♂️
    AK002 wrote: »
    I think i'll stay a fat then safer?!

    yea....all cute and full of air:lol::lol:
  • AK002
    AK002 Registered Posts: 2,492 Beyond epic contributor 🧙‍♂️
    Diannew wrote: »
    yea....all cute and full of air:lol::lol:

    Aww you think i'm cute :blushing::blushing::blushing::blushing:

    You missing 'your man' Lee :001_tt2:
  • steveJ
    steveJ Registered Posts: 694 Epic contributor 🐘
    Welcome to accountancy Blind Date !!!

    There's a lorra' lorra' love in here today ! (My best Cilla Black impression)
  • AK002
    AK002 Registered Posts: 2,492 Beyond epic contributor 🧙‍♂️
    LOL ^^ Steve!

    Surprise surprise
  • mark130273
    mark130273 Registered Posts: 4,234 Beyond epic contributor 🧙‍♂️
    missing him !!!! dianne pining for him......:001_tt1::001_tt1:

    think she is sitting on a wall playing her flute and singing her love song...jsut in the hope that her knight in shining armour will walk by and her her sweet tones !!!!:lol::lol:
  • AK002
    AK002 Registered Posts: 2,492 Beyond epic contributor 🧙‍♂️
    He's back soon is he not?

    (Dianne will know the exact dates & times of flights etc)

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