My boss has got a jelly bean stuck up her nose.

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  • PigpenPigpen Trusted Regular Registered Posts: 331
    Well - A girl I knew had a little womens problem and recounted the story to us all in the pub one night about how she got the pill for said Womens problem stuck in her throat and after much gagging she had to break it up and swallow it in bits - After we all managed to stop laughing we explained to her that the reason it would have got stuck in her throat was because it was a pessary - Never forgotten the look on her face - lol :lol:
  • DiannewDiannew Font Of All Knowledge Registered Posts: 2,814
    AK002 wrote: »
    Now i know where Diane was coming from in the other thread LOLOL!!

    Not that you are a bit slow:lol::lol:
  • AK002AK002 Font Of All Knowledge Registered Posts: 2,492
    Well i don't tend to venture to different threads........ :lol:
  • mark130273mark130273 Font Of All Knowledge Registered Posts: 4,234
    AK002 wrote: »
    Well i don't tend to venture to different threads........ :lol:

    sure you dont ??:tongue_smilie:
  • AK002AK002 Font Of All Knowledge Registered Posts: 2,492
    Honest.

    I'm a one thread guy ;)
  • mark130273mark130273 Font Of All Knowledge Registered Posts: 4,234
    AK002 wrote: »
    Honest.

    I'm a one thread guy ;)

    one website guy.........guess oyur working at the mo...but you can have all these later on as im off out !!!
  • AK002AK002 Font Of All Knowledge Registered Posts: 2,492
    Yeah was busy today! One of the managers has had a heart attack at the weekend so it's a bti hectic here!
  • mark130273mark130273 Font Of All Knowledge Registered Posts: 4,234
    AK002 wrote: »
    Yeah was busy today! One of the managers has had a heart attack at the weekend so it's a bti hectic here!

    what ????wow so is he ok now ??
  • AK002AK002 Font Of All Knowledge Registered Posts: 2,492
    Aye he's doing fine lol..

    Kinda of shock as he cycles to work everyday etc does running n stuff.. collapsed in the gym changing rooms after a massive work out apparently..
  • mark130273mark130273 Font Of All Knowledge Registered Posts: 4,234
    AK002 wrote: »
    Aye he's doing fine lol..

    Kinda of shock as he cycles to work everyday etc does running n stuff.. collapsed in the gym changing rooms after a massive work out apparently..

    i always look and you see that a lot of athletes and than die really quiet young ???so execise is good for you ?
  • AK002AK002 Font Of All Knowledge Registered Posts: 2,492
    I think i'll stay a fat then safer?!
  • DiannewDiannew Font Of All Knowledge Registered Posts: 2,814
    AK002 wrote: »
    I think i'll stay a fat then safer?!

    yea....all cute and full of air:lol::lol:
  • AK002AK002 Font Of All Knowledge Registered Posts: 2,492
    Diannew wrote: »
    yea....all cute and full of air:lol::lol:

    Aww you think i'm cute :blushing::blushing::blushing::blushing:

    You missing 'your man' Lee :001_tt2:
  • steveJsteveJ Experienced Mentor Registered Posts: 694
    Welcome to accountancy Blind Date !!!

    There's a lorra' lorra' love in here today ! (My best Cilla Black impression)
  • AK002AK002 Font Of All Knowledge Registered Posts: 2,492
    LOL ^^ Steve!

    Surprise surprise
  • mark130273mark130273 Font Of All Knowledge Registered Posts: 4,234
    missing him !!!! dianne pining for him......:001_tt1::001_tt1:

    think she is sitting on a wall playing her flute and singing her love song...jsut in the hope that her knight in shining armour will walk by and her her sweet tones !!!!:lol::lol:
  • AK002AK002 Font Of All Knowledge Registered Posts: 2,492
    He's back soon is he not?

    (Dianne will know the exact dates & times of flights etc)
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