punny book titles and authors for accountants

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jkc
jkc Registered Posts: 166 Dedicated contributor 🦉
he he sieved through this site and selected a few http://www.badpets.net/Humor/Jokes/BookTitles.html
but im sure you can think of lots funnier

you are being audited by O Y ME
unemployed - Anita Job
income tax time - Owen alot
maths for all - adam up
I love fractions - lois denomenator
The art of selling - Joanna Kettle

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  • steveJ
    steveJ Registered Posts: 694 Epic contributor 🐘
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    A Guide to Tax by Ann Ditover

    Fraud analysis by Robin Banks

    Investments-Meanings and Strategies by Dee Rivative

    Dreams, Goals and Savings by Ernie Nufftoretire

    Higher Learning by Ed Jucation

    And at the top of the bestseller list this week:

    Revision, exams and rewards by Sir Tifikut .
  • steveJ
    steveJ Registered Posts: 694 Epic contributor 🐘
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    As you can tell by the time, I'm on night shift and bored so here's a couple more:

    Rags to Riches-The accountants story by Penny Less and Drew Aprofit.

    AAT-Fully Qualified by Iva Hedake



    That's it...I gotta go home and get some sleep...LoL
  • rachy1975
    rachy1975 Registered Posts: 366 Dedicated contributor 🦉
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    maybe im bein brainless but i dont get the joanna kettle one??
    all the others i do

    :huh:
  • mark130273
    mark130273 Registered Posts: 4,234 Beyond epic contributor 🧙‍♂️
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    rachy1975 wrote: »
    maybe im bein brainless but i dont get the joanna kettle one??
    all the others i do

    :huh:

    do you own a kettle ?
  • rachy1975
    rachy1975 Registered Posts: 366 Dedicated contributor 🦉
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    mark130273 wrote: »
    do you own a kettle ?

    yes.....
  • mark130273
    mark130273 Registered Posts: 4,234 Beyond epic contributor 🧙‍♂️
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    rachy1975 wrote: »
    yes.....

    so your brain has kicked into touch then now....you know what is happening hey !!
  • rachy1975
    rachy1975 Registered Posts: 366 Dedicated contributor 🦉
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    mark130273 wrote: »
    so your brain has kicked into touch then now....you know what is happening hey !!

    no...lol
    maybe its cos im round my boyfriends where he doesnt and we boil water in a saucepan...is it because most people have one???
    aah i get it now
    i think

    :001_smile:
  • mark130273
    mark130273 Registered Posts: 4,234 Beyond epic contributor 🧙‍♂️
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    rachy1975 wrote: »
    no...lol
    maybe its cos im round my boyfriends where he doesnt and we boil water in a saucepan...is it because most people have one???
    aah i get it now
    i think

    :001_smile:

    land of living please !!!:confused1:
  • rachy1975
    rachy1975 Registered Posts: 366 Dedicated contributor 🦉
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    cor, that was hard work!!!

    haha i know it a right pain...no toaster or microwave or freezer either!!!

    and his fridge is usually just filled up with vodka and beer....lol

    :001_smile:
  • LeeS2009
    LeeS2009 Registered Posts: 1,515 Beyond epic contributor 🧙‍♂️
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    rachy1975 wrote: »
    cor, that was hard work!!!

    haha i know it a right pain...no toaster or microwave or freezer either!!!

    and his fridge is usually just filled up with vodka and beer....lol

    :001_smile:

    sounds like a good place for a party!!!! :lol:
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