What do you get if you cross dracula with an ant??

System · February 2005

A count ant !!!!! ha ha ha.... Sorry...couldnt resist a crap joke to break the tension waiting for results!!! Good luck everyone :-) Paul T..

System · February 2005

What do you get if you cross dracula with an ant??

Here's another... 6 cows in a field...which one is on holiday? The one with the wee calf!!! Come on, you know you're laughing on the inside. Pete

System · February 2005

What do you get if you cross dracula with an ant??

And other! A man walks into a bar.... and says Ouch!!! and another What do you call a FISH without eyes? FSH What do you call a DEAR with no eyes? No Eye Dear! What do you call a DEAR with no eyes and no legs? Still No Eye Dear!! Well thats my cheesy jokes for today!!

System · February 2005

What do you get if you cross dracula with an ant??

Amanda - they're RUBBISH!!!

System · February 2005

What do you get if you cross dracula with an ant??

So are the others, lol

System · February 2005

What do you get if you cross dracula with an ant??

What's the difference between the job and the wife..... The job still sucks after ten yrs!

System · February 2005

What do you get if you cross dracula with an ant??

Depends on the wife!!!!!

System · February 2005

What do you get if you cross dracula with an ant??

I'm with Bazza. His view's more than accurate!

System · February 2005

What do you get if you cross dracula with an ant??

15 Pieces of Advice to be passed on Ã¢?Â¦Ã¢?Â¦. 1. Don't imagine you can change a man - unless he's in nappies 2. What do you do if your boyfriend walks out? You close the door. 3. If they put a man on the moon - they should be able to put them all up there 4. Never let you man's mind wander - it's too little to be out alone 5. Go for the younger man. You might as well - they never mature anyway 6. Men are all the same - they just have different faces, so that you can tell them apart 7. Definition of a bachelor; a man who has missed the opportunity to make some woman miserable 8. Women don't make fools of men - most of them are the do-it-yourself types 9. Best way to get a man to do something is to suggest he is too old for it 10. Love is blind, but marriage is a real eye-opener 11. If you want a committed man, look in a mental hospital 12. The children of Israel wandered around the desert for 40 years. Even in biblical times, men wouldn't ask for directions 13. If he asks what sort of books you are interested in, tell him cheque books 14. Remember a sense of humor does not mean that you tell him jokes, it means that you laugh at his 15. Sadly, all men are created equal

System · February 2005

What do you get if you cross dracula with an ant??

A blonde enters a store that sells curtains. She tells the salesman, "I would like to buy a pair of pink curtains." The salesman assured her that they had a large selection of pink curtains. He showed her several patterns, but the blonde seemed to be having a hard time choosing. Finally she selects a lovely pink floral print. The salesman asked what size curtains she needed. The blonde replies, "fifteen inches." "Fifteen inches???" asked the salesman. "That sounds very small, what room are they for?" The blonde tells him that they aren't for a room, they are for her computer monitor. The surprised salesman replies, "but, Miss, computers do not have curtains!" The blonde says, "Hellllooooooooo........I've got Windows!"

System · February 2005

What do you get if you cross dracula with an ant??

ROMANCE MATHEMATICS Smart Man + Smart Woman = Romance Smart Man + Dumb Woman = Affair Dumb Man + Smart Woman = Marriage Dumb Man + Dumb Woman = Pregnancy OFFICE ARITHMETIC Smart Boss + Smart Employee = Profit Smart Boss + Dumb Employee = Production Dumb Boss + Smart Employee = Promotion Dumb Boss + Dumb Employee = Overtime SHOPPING MATHS A man will pay Ã‚Â£2 for a Ã‚Â£1 item that he needs! A woman will pay Ã‚Â£1 for a Ã‚Â£2 item that she doesnÃ¢??t need! GENERAL EQUATIONS & STATISTICS A woman worries about the future until she gets a husband. A man never worries about the future until he gets a wife. A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend. A successful woman is one who can find such a man! HAPPINESS To be happy with a man , you must understand him a lot and love him a little. To be happy with a woman, you must love her a lot, and not try to understand her at all. LONGEVITY Married men live longer than single men do, but married men are a lot more willing to die. PROPENSITY TO CHANGE A woman marries a man expencting he will change, but he doesnÃ¢??t. A man marries a woman expecting that she wont change, and she does! DISCUSSION TECHNIQUE A woman has the last word in any argument. Anything a man says after that is the beginning or a new argument. HOW TO STOP PEOPLE BUGGING YOU ABOUT GETTING MARRIED Old aunts used to come up to me at weddings, poking me in the ribs and cackling, telling me, Ã¢??youÃ¢??re nextÃ¢??. They stopped after I started doing the same thing to them at funerals!

System · February 2005

What do you get if you cross dracula with an ant??

Thaks all folks (for now, got 100 of silly things, but dont want to bore you, might get kicked off the forum!)

System · February 2005

What do you get if you cross dracula with an ant??

They were great jokes Shaz. I had the office is stitches reading them out. Thanks

What do you get if you cross dracula with an ant??

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