Light Hearted Humour for a Friday afternoon

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Funny or too close for comfort ?????<BR><BR>SYMPTOMS OF BEING OVER 25<BR><BR>1. You leave clubs before the end to "beat the rush".<BR>2. You get more excited about having a roast on a Sunday than going clubbing.<BR>3. Before throwing the local paper away, you look through the property section.<BR>4. You prefer Later with Jools Holland to Top of the Pops.<BR>5. All of a sudden, Tony Blair is not 50, he's only 50.<BR>6. Before going out anywhere, you ask what the parking is like.<BR>7. Rather than throw a knackered pair of trainers out, you keep them because they'll be all right for the garden.<BR>8. You buy your first ever T-shirt without anything written on it.<BR>9. Instead of laughing at the innovations catalogue that falls out of the newspaper, you suddenly see both the benefit and money saving properties of a plastic winter cover for your garden bench and an electronic mole repellent for the lawn. Not to mention the plastic man for the car to deter would-be thieves.<BR>10. You make an effort to be in and out of the curry house by 11.<BR>11. Sure, you have more disposable income, but everything you want to buy costs between 200 and 500 quid.<BR>12. You don't get funny looks when you buy a Disney video or a Wallace and Gromit bubble bath, as the sales assistant assumes they are for your child.<BR>13. Pop music all starts to sound crap.<BR>14. You opt for Pizza Express over Pizza Hut because they don't have any pictures on the menus and anyway, they do a really nice half-bottle of house white.<BR>15. You always have enough milk in.<BR>16. While flicking through the TV channels, you happen upon C4's Time Team with Tony Robinson. You get drawn in.<BR>17. The benefits of a pension scheme become clear.<BR>18. You go out of your way to pick up a colour chart from B&Q.<BR>19. You wish you had a shed.<BR>20. You have a shed.<BR>21. You actually find yourself saying "They don't make 'em like that anymore" and "I remember when there were only 3 TV channels" and "Of course, in my day...."<BR>22. Radio 2 play more songs you know than Radio 1 - and Jeremy Vine has some really interesting guests on. <BR>23. Instead of tutting at old people who take ages to get off the bus, you tut at schoolchildren whose diction is poor.<BR>24. When sitting outside a pub you become envious of their hanging baskets<BR>