Thought for the day

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  • System
    System Posts: 100,537 ๐Ÿค– Admin ๐Ÿค–
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    Never a truer statement was said
    Eva :D
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    System Posts: 100,537 ๐Ÿค– Admin ๐Ÿค–
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    Grief can take care of itself, but to get the full value of a joy you must have somebody to divide it with
  • System
    System Posts: 100,537 ๐Ÿค– Admin ๐Ÿค–
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    blasted!
  • System
    System Posts: 100,537 ๐Ÿค– Admin ๐Ÿค–
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    thanks for that lincs.... erm.. too many thoughts for my liking though :lol:
  • System
    System Posts: 100,537 ๐Ÿค– Admin ๐Ÿค–
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    19051984 wrote:
    thanks for that lincs.... erm.. too many thoughts for my liking though :lol:

    Well pick one for every day. You can wake up tomorrow and start with:

    รขโ‚ฌล“It has become appallingly obvious that our technology has exceeded our humanity.รขโ‚ฌย

    ...er well maybe not. Not the sort of thing to put a smile on your face is it.

    EDIT: ok they are a bit too depressing i'll blast them.
  • System
    System Posts: 100,537 ๐Ÿค– Admin ๐Ÿค–
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    I got sent the following by a client:

    "God grant me the serenity to accept the things I cannot change, the courage to change the things I can, and the wisdom to know the difference."

    Claudia
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    System Posts: 100,537 ๐Ÿค– Admin ๐Ÿค–
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    Well most of my thoughts for the day have been for my new 'girlfriend' - well okay she's 41! - who I met for the first time on Sunday evening, saw last night and seeing again on Saturday!

    She's flipping lovely...........! Aaaaaahhhhhhhh!!! :D

    Robert
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    System Posts: 100,537 ๐Ÿค– Admin ๐Ÿค–
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    So sweet - does she know how famous she's about to become?

    :lol:

    Helen

  • System
    System Posts: 100,537 ๐Ÿค– Admin ๐Ÿค–
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    Aaaw how cute! :lol:
  • System
    System Posts: 100,537 ๐Ÿค– Admin ๐Ÿค–
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    Bum! you beat me to it Helen!
  • System
    System Posts: 100,537 ๐Ÿค– Admin ๐Ÿค–
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    claudialowe wrote:
    I got sent the following by a client:

    "God grant me the serenity to accept the things I cannot change, the courage to change the things I can, and the wisdom to know the difference."

    Claudia

    Why do people have to include God in things. That would be such a great saying, without tying it in with God!!
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    System Posts: 100,537 ๐Ÿค– Admin ๐Ÿค–
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    Examiner, please grant me the sense to accept the things I cannot change, the courage to change the things I can (using correction fluid in moderation) and the wisdom to calculate my variances correctly.

    Prayers won't help me!

    Helen

    :wink:
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    System Posts: 100,537 ๐Ÿค– Admin ๐Ÿค–
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    Examiner, please grant me the sense to accept the things I cannot change, the courage to change the things I can (using correction fluid in moderation) and the wisdom to calculate my variances correctly.

    Prayers won't help me!

    ROFL :lol:
  • System
    System Posts: 100,537 ๐Ÿค– Admin ๐Ÿค–
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    ROFL?
    :cry:
  • System
    System Posts: 100,537 ๐Ÿค– Admin ๐Ÿค–
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    Rolling On Floor Laughing

    it is about the only one i know

    Tracy
  • System
    System Posts: 100,537 ๐Ÿค– Admin ๐Ÿค–
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    Laughing or crying?

    Waving or drowning?

    :lol:
  • System
    System Posts: 100,537 ๐Ÿค– Admin ๐Ÿค–
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    ignore me... I didn't see this second page so I answered the last post on the 1st page lol... time for bed me thinks.
  • System
    System Posts: 100,537 ๐Ÿค– Admin ๐Ÿค–
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    Be not afraid of going slowly: be afraid only of standing still
  • System
    System Posts: 100,537 ๐Ÿค– Admin ๐Ÿค–
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    Wow, Nic,

    You have exactly the same calendar as me!!

    The best one I ever saw was

    'The only real gift, is a portion of thyself'
  • System
    System Posts: 100,537 ๐Ÿค– Admin ๐Ÿค–
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    So tomorrow must say:

    Our business in lifeis not to succeed, but to continue to fail in good spirits!

    Am I right?
  • System
    System Posts: 100,537 ๐Ÿค– Admin ๐Ÿค–
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    my thought for the day / week

    WHERE'S THE VODKA

    Tracy
  • System
    System Posts: 100,537 ๐Ÿค– Admin ๐Ÿค–
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    Two golden rules for success:

    1 - never tell anyone everything you know.
  • System
    System Posts: 100,537 ๐Ÿค– Admin ๐Ÿค–
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    ...and pretend you know everything!
  • System
    System Posts: 100,537 ๐Ÿค– Admin ๐Ÿค–
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    Blessed are those who can laugh at themselves,
    for they will never cease to be amused
  • System
    System Posts: 100,537 ๐Ÿค– Admin ๐Ÿค–
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    Man must search for what is right, and let happiness come on its own.
  • System
    System Posts: 100,537 ๐Ÿค– Admin ๐Ÿค–
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    He who surfs will learn, he who leans might suffer.
  • System
    System Posts: 100,537 ๐Ÿค– Admin ๐Ÿค–
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    Never put off until tomorrow that which you can do today. If you find you like it, you can do it again tomorrow.
  • System
    System Posts: 100,537 ๐Ÿค– Admin ๐Ÿค–
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    Just because I am suffering from an inferiority complex, doesn't mean I'm not stupid.

    :wink:
  • System
    System Posts: 100,537 ๐Ÿค– Admin ๐Ÿค–
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    And in a similar vein -

    Just because I am paranoid does not mean that they are not out to get me.
  • System
    System Posts: 100,537 ๐Ÿค– Admin ๐Ÿค–
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    Bryony wrote:
    Never put off until tomorrow that which you can do today

    True, but I preferred Frank Spencer's version...

    ... don't do today what you can put off until tomorrow!

    The procrastinator's equation;

    If you don't need to do it today
    plus
    If you don't have time and/or the inclination to do it today
    equals
    Don't bloomin' do it today!

    Oh and another paranoid one...

    I went to see the doctor today and he said I was paranoid. Well, he didn't actually say it, but I know he was thinking it...

    Robert (the ultimate procrastinator; exam Thursday - start revising tomorrow!)

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