Thought for the day

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  • System
    System Posts: 100,537 ๐Ÿค– Admin ๐Ÿค–
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    The right to swing my fist ends when the other man's nose begins!!
  • System
    System Posts: 100,537 ๐Ÿค– Admin ๐Ÿค–
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    I know I'm not going to understand women. I'll never understand how you can take boiling hot wax, pour it onto your upper thigh, rip the hair out by the root, and still be afraid of a spider
  • System
    System Posts: 100,537 ๐Ÿค– Admin ๐Ÿค–
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    It's no coincidence that banker rhymes so well
  • System
    System Posts: 100,537 ๐Ÿค– Admin ๐Ÿค–
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    AAT Member wrote:
    I know I'm not going to understand women. I'll never understand how you can take boiling hot wax, pour it onto your upper thigh, rip the hair out by the root, and still be afraid of a spider
    We're not meant to be understood - just adored, loved and worshipped in all our hair-free glory!

    :wink:

    Helen
  • System
    System Posts: 100,537 ๐Ÿค– Admin ๐Ÿค–
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    Definition of a farmer - a man outstanding in his field........
  • System
    System Posts: 100,537 ๐Ÿค– Admin ๐Ÿค–
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    Friends are the family we choose for ourselves
  • System
    System Posts: 100,537 ๐Ÿค– Admin ๐Ÿค–
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    If you can dream, and not make dreams your master;
    then you are not dreaming hard enough!
  • System
    System Posts: 100,537 ๐Ÿค– Admin ๐Ÿค–
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    GTA:Vice City wrote:
    Love is like a rollercoaster; you pay a lot of money to get thrown around but before you know it its all over and you're covered in vomit. And, if you less then four foot six, they won't even let you get on.
  • System
    System Posts: 100,537 ๐Ÿค– Admin ๐Ÿค–
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    Newton's third law of motion wrote:
    Actioni contrariam semper et รƒยฆqualem esse reactionem: sive corporum duorum actiones in se mutuo semper esse รƒยฆquales et in partes contrarias dirigi.

    All forces occur in pairs, and these two forces are equal in magnitude and opposite in direction.

    Physics tells us that for every action there is an equal, yet opposite reaction. If I push you, you strike back; you struck me, so I retailiate. This continues for a thousand years, long since the original insult has been forgotton; stil we fight on. And so here we are, victims of mathematics.

  • System
    System Posts: 100,537 ๐Ÿค– Admin ๐Ÿค–
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    Where ever you go, go with all your heart
  • System
    System Posts: 100,537 ๐Ÿค– Admin ๐Ÿค–
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    While out shopping yesterday, I saw someone wearing a T-shirt which read:

    "Which part of
    HEGLU'MEH QAQ HAJVAM
    do you not understand?"

    I want one, but don't know where to look. Yes, its a Star Trek joke. I may have got the spelling wrong, but its supposed to be 'TODAY IS A GOOD DAY TO DIE' in Klingon.
  • System
    System Posts: 100,537 ๐Ÿค– Admin ๐Ÿค–
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    I'd rather have one that said "Today is a good day to live!".

    8)
  • System
    System Posts: 100,537 ๐Ÿค– Admin ๐Ÿค–
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    Id rather Star Trek never been created. Its the epitome of S*** on TV
  • System
    System Posts: 100,537 ๐Ÿค– Admin ๐Ÿค–
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    .
  • System
    System Posts: 100,537 ๐Ÿค– Admin ๐Ÿค–
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    There may be no money in poetry, but there's no poetry in money either.
  • System
    System Posts: 100,537 ๐Ÿค– Admin ๐Ÿค–
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    "Time you enjoyed wasting, was not wasted"
  • System
    System Posts: 100,537 ๐Ÿค– Admin ๐Ÿค–
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    If you can keep your head when all around are losing their's... you've not understood the reality of the situation.

    And relatedly... my exam mantra

    If in danger,
    If in doubt,
    Run in circles,
    Scream and shout.
  • System
    System Posts: 100,537 ๐Ÿค– Admin ๐Ÿค–
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    "If it balances first time, it probably shouldn't!"
  • System
    System Posts: 100,537 ๐Ÿค– Admin ๐Ÿค–
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    "Eagles may soar high, but weasels don't get sucked into jet engines"
  • System
    System Posts: 100,537 ๐Ÿค– Admin ๐Ÿค–
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    "When things don't add up, there's sum-thing wrong".
  • System
    System Posts: 100,537 ๐Ÿค– Admin ๐Ÿค–
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    Paul22 wrote:
    Id rather Star Trek never been created. Its the epitome of S*** on TV

    LOL!!! Nothing like cutting straight to the chase, eh Paul? I'd definitely want a t shirt that said this on it!

    I hated Start Trek when I was a kid and still do now I'm a big one. Surely it can't be just coincidence that Klingon sounds like something to do with ar*es, since the programmes always been toilet in my opinion?!

    P.S. Anyone know what happened to Malcolm? Don't say my prophecy about Hastings went unheeded and came true?

    Robert
  • System
    System Posts: 100,537 ๐Ÿค– Admin ๐Ÿค–
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    On one of our suppliers statements:-

    The crital period in matrimony is breakfast time.

    Which I don't understand - can someone explain?

    Blobbh wrote:-
    Anyone know what happened to Malcolm? Don't say my prophecy about Hastings went unheeded and came true?

    Don't know, but his post has become a "." .....

    PS Sorry Robert, but I liked Star Trek, nobody else in our house does so I'm not allowed to watch!
  • System
    System Posts: 100,537 ๐Ÿค– Admin ๐Ÿค–
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    Jan wrote:
    The crital period in matrimony is breakfast time.

    When you decide to go home...
  • System
    System Posts: 100,537 ๐Ÿค– Admin ๐Ÿค–
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    :oops: :oops: :oops: Damn Forum quotation mistakes...
  • System
    System Posts: 100,537 ๐Ÿค– Admin ๐Ÿค–
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    blobbyh wrote:
    Anyone know what happened to Malcolm? Don't say my prophecy about Hastings went unheeded and came true?
    Jan wrote:
    Don't know, but his post has become a "."

    Yes, I noticed that hence my question. Maybe he's entered himself on "Deal or No Deal" and got stuck on contestants row for weeks on end? Don't the people on there ever have day jobs to do or something?!!

    Robert
  • System
    System Posts: 100,537 ๐Ÿค– Admin ๐Ÿค–
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    blobbyh wrote:
    :oops: :oops: :oops: Damn mistakes keep getting quoted on forum...

  • System
    System Posts: 100,537 ๐Ÿค– Admin ๐Ÿค–
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    blobbyh wrote:
    :oops: :oops: :oops: Damn mistakes keep getting quoted on forum...

    Is there another echo in here?

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