One for the girls!

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edited June 8 in Student general
Chocolate or sex?
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  • System
    System Posts: 100,537 ๐Ÿค– Admin ๐Ÿค–
    Re:One for the girls!

    How about sex with chocolate - not literally, but why not have both.. I know this is one for the girls - but come one - the temptation!
  • System
    System Posts: 100,537 ๐Ÿค– Admin ๐Ÿค–
    Re:One for the girls!

    can it be chocolate ice cream? :lol:
  • System
    System Posts: 100,537 ๐Ÿค– Admin ๐Ÿค–
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    I don't see why not!

    I need more time to think about this one...
  • System
    System Posts: 100,537 ๐Ÿค– Admin ๐Ÿค–
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    that's the good thing about chocolate - it wont rush you!
  • System
    System Posts: 100,537 ๐Ÿค– Admin ๐Ÿค–
    Re:One for the girls!

    Chocolate doesn't constantly nag you for affection or say "Does my bum look big in this?!

    :lol:

    Robert

  • System
    System Posts: 100,537 ๐Ÿค– Admin ๐Ÿค–
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    I dont say does my bum look big in this! . . . . . .

    I say my bum does look big in this! :lol:
  • System
    System Posts: 100,537 ๐Ÿค– Admin ๐Ÿค–
    Re:One for the girls!
    blobbyh wrote:
    Chocolate doesn't constantly nag you for affection or say "Does my bum look big in this?!

    :lol:

    Robert

    No - but chocolate comes in lots of different shapes and sizes - so you never get bored, you can have a nibble and save some for late and it's delicious ice cold from the fridge.

    Choclate doesn't nag for attention or affection because it knows we love it!

  • System
    System Posts: 100,537 ๐Ÿค– Admin ๐Ÿค–
    Re:One for the girls!

    This thread could go horribly wrong :lol: :roll:
  • System
    System Posts: 100,537 ๐Ÿค– Admin ๐Ÿค–
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    May as well get it started then huh Dean?

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  • System
    System Posts: 100,537 ๐Ÿค– Admin ๐Ÿค–
    Re:One for the girls!

    I know I shouldn't say it - or write it - but I found that totally offensive.

    Actually I didnt - it was great!

    See - women lie!
  • System
    System Posts: 100,537 ๐Ÿค– Admin ๐Ÿค–
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    Very funny. At least we can take a joke!

    :P
  • System
    System Posts: 100,537 ๐Ÿค– Admin ๐Ÿค–
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    CL wrote:
    See - women lie!

    The biggest lie women tell is saying "I do" when they damn well know they mean "I won't"!

    One of my fave jokes;
    What food is guaranteed to kill a woman's sex life?
    Wedding cake.

    :lol:

    Robert
  • System
    System Posts: 100,537 ๐Ÿค– Admin ๐Ÿค–
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    haaa haaa - *ponders whether to go ahead with wedding...*
  • System
    System Posts: 100,537 ๐Ÿค– Admin ๐Ÿค–
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    Ah. now that is sad. Shouldnt generalise - chocolate wedding cake is the answer!
  • System
    System Posts: 100,537 ๐Ÿค– Admin ๐Ÿค–
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    It depends who the sex is with...

    Nah, it's gotta be chocolate :)
  • System
    System Posts: 100,537 ๐Ÿค– Admin ๐Ÿค–
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    couldnt give up either so its gotta be both

    :P :D:):lol: :oops: :roll: :wink::wink:
  • System
    System Posts: 100,537 ๐Ÿค– Admin ๐Ÿค–
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    Save the chocolate to last - then you have something to look forward to!

    :oops:
  • System
    System Posts: 100,537 ๐Ÿค– Admin ๐Ÿค–
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    too true, the chocolate would probably last longer too
    :lol:
  • System
    System Posts: 100,537 ๐Ÿค– Admin ๐Ÿค–
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    Let's stop this before it causes a meltdown and we end up with chocolate everywhere!

    :wink::wink:

  • System
    System Posts: 100,537 ๐Ÿค– Admin ๐Ÿค–
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    how true is that, and just think of the mess :lol:
  • System
    System Posts: 100,537 ๐Ÿค– Admin ๐Ÿค–
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    We're going to be in so much trouble when the others read this.

    I should be working.

    :roll:
  • System
    System Posts: 100,537 ๐Ÿค– Admin ๐Ÿค–
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    poor you, i've finished now til monday.... suppose i should do some studying

    just dont want to frazzle my brain too much, cant hold alot of information without exploding

    :roll: :? :shock:
  • System
    System Posts: 100,537 ๐Ÿค– Admin ๐Ÿค–
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    Yes - quite right.

    Just done a risk assessment and it's far too dangerous to carry on working.

    :wink:
  • System
    System Posts: 100,537 ๐Ÿค– Admin ๐Ÿค–
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    well there you go then, take a well deserved break and have some chocolate....
  • System
    System Posts: 100,537 ๐Ÿค– Admin ๐Ÿค–
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    Ahh.

    Knew you'd say that - in fact I must be telepathic - ate quite a bit already.

    :roll:
  • System
    System Posts: 100,537 ๐Ÿค– Admin ๐Ÿค–
    Re:One for the girls!

    well like you say if it makes you happy then you cant go wrong....

    :lol:
  • System
    System Posts: 100,537 ๐Ÿค– Admin ๐Ÿค–
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    I'm using the weight gains/losses as a project in variance analysis.

    Technically I am furthering my education!

    :roll:
  • System
    System Posts: 100,537 ๐Ÿค– Admin ๐Ÿค–
    Re:One for the girls!

    totally, mines always a gain, should do something about it really....
    cant step back into gear though, keep trying then i see it....
    mmmmmmmmmm chocolate

    :D :shock: :x :twisted:
  • System
    System Posts: 100,537 ๐Ÿค– Admin ๐Ÿค–
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    Don't fight it. Chocolate is your friend.

    :twisted:
  • System
    System Posts: 100,537 ๐Ÿค– Admin ๐Ÿค–
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    its always been my friend, anything bad for me is my friend....

    mmmmmmmm i can hear it calling me...
    or is that the bailey's?
    :shock:

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