What do you think Ladies??

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blobbyh wrote:

That's a bit of a low blow Chris seeing as we both know we haven't quite seen eye to eye on several things lately... :x
Robert

Just a frank and robust exchange of views as the politicos say

And I *did* resist the temptation.


Chris <-- mean and moody and soft and sensitive

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or just psycho?

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Aren't they all?

Well my multiple personalities all get on well most of the time, but they had a big arguement last night and today I'm not talking to myself.

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I do think maybe you all often misunderstand me. Despite my sometimes brash exterior, I can be quite sensitive at times (as Helen already knows from some PM's!) and I'd like to think I occasionally add some colour to the forums.

I've written some quite personal things on here and all of them were true. I'd die for my kids and kill anyone who ever hurt them.

Oh, and easily a match for you ladies...!

Robert

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Robert - I think we all like you really, which is why we feel we can have a go at you. Now that's feminine logic for you.
Agree ladies??

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Text is black and white - we can't show our true selves, can we?

And isn't it better to be talked about, than not!

I think you should take it as a compliment that you provoke so much in the way of responses!

Mind you, it might be nice to see the lighter side, occasionally!

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Yay - a bloke with a sense of humour - you must be in touch with your feminine side today then wearing pink nearly always works!

Thank you. I pride myself on being able to make women laugh. Usually asking them for a date works well.

And isn't it better to be talked about, than not!

In the words of Oscar Wilde; there is only one thing worse than being talked about, and that is not being talked about.

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Wow, what a great read, I like this... I looked at the study buddy thread but there are so many pages to read. I've missed out, wish I'd have found out about this when I started my course.
Andrea

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Jerry, Jerry, Jerry!!!

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Thanks - just what I need this afternoon!

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The MANS' Rules­

­­Finally, the guys' side of the story.
We always hear "the rules" From the female side.

Now here are the rules from the male side. These are our rules! Please note... these are all numbered "1" ON PURPOSE!

1. Men are NOT mind readers.

1. Learn to work the toilet seat. You're a big girl. If it's up, put it down. We need it up, you need it down. You don't hear us complaining about you leaving it down.

1. Sunday sports It's like the full moon or the changing of the tides. Let it be.

1. Shopping is NOT a sport. And no, we are never going to think of it that way.

1. Crying is blackmail.

1. Ask for what you want.
Let us be clear on this one:
Subtle hints do not work!
Strong hints do not work!
Obvious hints do not work!
Just say it!

1. Yes and No are perfectly acceptable answers to almost every question.

1. Anything we said 6 months ago is inadmissible in an argument. In fact, all comments become null and void after 7 Days.

1. If you won't dress like the Victoria's Secret girls, don't expect us to act like soap opera guys.

1. If something we said can be interpreted two ways and one of the ways makes you sad or angry, we meant the other one.

1. You can either ask us to do something Or tell us how you want it done. Not both. If you already know best how to do it, just do it yourself.

1. Whenever possible, Please say whatever you have to say during commercials.

1. Christopher Columbus did NOT need directions and neither do we.

1. ALL men see in only 16 colors, like Windows default settings. Peach, for example, is a fruit, not A color. Pumpkin is also a fruit. We have no idea what mauve is.

1. If it itches, it will be scratched. We do that.

1. If we ask what is wrong and you say "nothing," We will act like nothing's wrong. We know you are lying, but it is just not worth the hassle.

1. When we have to go somewhere, absolutely anything you wear is fine...Really.

1. Don't ask us what we're thinking about unless you are prepared to discuss such topics as Football, Football or Football.

1. I am in shape. Round IS a shape!

1. Thank you for reading this. Yes, I know, I have to sleep on the couch tonight; But did you know men really don't mind that? It's like camping!

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I'm not even going to start pointing out the grammar errors :roll:

Why are they all numbered one?

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Martin Hall wrote:

1. When we have to go somewhere, absolutely anything you wear is fine...Really

Thats the problem! Fine isn't a compliment we need to look amazing!

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Reminds me of one of my favourite jokes;

Woman says to man in clothes shop, "Does this dress make me look fat?"

Man replies, "No, it's your ugly, overweight body that makes you look fat..."

Old but good...

Better watch out for the "obese police" now, I guess...

Robert

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This is war :twisted:

How does a man keep his youth?
He gives them presents.

Why do men die before their wives?
Because they should.

Why is urine yellow and sperm white?
So men can tell if they're coming or going.

How can you tell if your man is dead?
The sex is the same but you get the remote.

Why don't men die in their sleep?
They can't do two things at once.

Husband: I don't know why you were a bra, you have nothing to put in it.
Wife: You were boxers, don't you?

Why are blonde jokes so short?
So men can remember them.

What did God say after creating man?
I can do better.

Why do men want to marry virgins?
They can't stand criticism.

What do you have when you have two little balls in your hand?
A man's undivided attention.

Why is it so difficult for women to find men who are caring, sensitive and good looking?
They already have boyfriends.

What is a man's view of safe sex?
A padded headboard.

How many men does it take to change the loo roll?
Who knows?!

What are the two reasons men don't mind their own business?
1. no mind
2. no business.

Scientists have discovered something that can do the work of 10 men!:
A woman.

Gem