What do you think Ladies??

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  • System
    System Posts: 100,537 ๐Ÿค– Admin ๐Ÿค–
    Re:What do you think Ladies??

    just about sums us up that!
  • System
    System Posts: 100,537 ๐Ÿค– Admin ๐Ÿค–
    Re:What do you think Ladies??

    Just be careful with how this thread is going.
  • System
    System Posts: 100,537 ๐Ÿค– Admin ๐Ÿค–
    Re:What do you think Ladies??

    Sorry Malcolm, I think it's already hit its lowest note so it can only go up from here and us men need to make a last stand before we're overrun...!

    Robert
  • System
    System Posts: 100,537 ๐Ÿค– Admin ๐Ÿค–
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    EDIT: Deleted by the author for reasons of taste.
  • System
    System Posts: 100,537 ๐Ÿค– Admin ๐Ÿค–
    Re:What do you think Ladies??

    I know better but it's too rude for here :P
  • System
    System Posts: 100,537 ๐Ÿค– Admin ๐Ÿค–
    Re:What do you think Ladies??
    blobbyh wrote:
    Okay, here we go...

    Q; How do you give a woman an orga*m?
    PM me Robert and I'll explain :P
  • System
    System Posts: 100,537 ๐Ÿค– Admin ๐Ÿค–
    Re:What do you think Ladies??

    :-o :D:D:D Well in Chris
  • System
    System Posts: 100,537 ๐Ÿค– Admin ๐Ÿค–
    Re:What do you think Ladies??
    blobbyh wrote:
    Okay, here we go...

    Q; How do you give a woman an orga*m?
    A; Who cares?

    :lol:

    Robert

    Women care, Robert - women care.
  • System
    System Posts: 100,537 ๐Ÿค– Admin ๐Ÿค–
    Re:What do you think Ladies??
    CJC wrote:
    blobbyh wrote:
    Okay, here we go...

    Q; How do you give a woman an orga*m?
    PM me Robert and I'll explain :P

    Classic! Chris scores magnificently with a very well taken opportunity...

    Robert
  • System
    System Posts: 100,537 ๐Ÿค– Admin ๐Ÿค–
    Re:What do you think Ladies??


    If you want to copy the reply to the girls, we will mark you out of 10!

    :roll:
  • System
    System Posts: 100,537 ๐Ÿค– Admin ๐Ÿค–
    Re:What do you think Ladies??

    Buy them chocolate and you're almost there anyway. Make it Thorntons and.. well I can't really say, but I'm sure you can all guess...

    Women are so easy to please....

    ... just a shame it's so goddamn expensive!

    Robert
  • System
    System Posts: 100,537 ๐Ÿค– Admin ๐Ÿค–
    Re:What do you think Ladies??

    Got to admit, Thorntons are the right chocolates....
  • System
    System Posts: 100,537 ๐Ÿค– Admin ๐Ÿค–
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    Best to buy your own - Thorntons do too many special 'buy one, get one free' offers.
  • System
    System Posts: 100,537 ๐Ÿค– Admin ๐Ÿค–
    Re:What do you think Ladies??

    The Creation of Woman
    One day Adam was feeling lonely and miserable, so God came up with the idea
    for Women. He said to Adam:
    "I can create a companion for you that will be loving, intelligent, will
    always listen, do whatever you ask and will pretty much worship you! The
    only problem is it will require parts of you."
    Adam was very interested and replied "How much?"
    God told him it would cost an arm and a leg.
    Adam thought about it long and hard and finally said:



    "What can I get for a Rib?"

    And the answer is all around us...
  • System
    System Posts: 100,537 ๐Ÿค– Admin ๐Ÿค–
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    Can't accuse the Forum of any gender bias can we?

    Nope. Men seem to love the idea of us girlies being created from nothing more than a spare rib.

    Look at what we had to work with - compared to what you were God given.

    Nah. Girlies rule. Men? We just keep digging you in the ribs!
  • System
    System Posts: 100,537 ๐Ÿค– Admin ๐Ÿค–
    Re:What do you think Ladies??
    Okay, here we go...

    Q; How do you give a woman an orga*m?
    A; Who cares?



    Robert

    And this is your soft and sensitive side is it Robert?

    :shock: :shock: :shock:
  • System
    System Posts: 100,537 ๐Ÿค– Admin ๐Ÿค–
    Re:What do you think Ladies??


    Don't you just love him?
  • System
    System Posts: 100,537 ๐Ÿค– Admin ๐Ÿค–
    Re:What do you think Ladies??

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  • System
    System Posts: 100,537 ๐Ÿค– Admin ๐Ÿค–
    Re:What do you think Ladies??

    Suppose it can all be crammed into two days if we accept you lot are always right :twisted:
  • System
    System Posts: 100,537 ๐Ÿค– Admin ๐Ÿค–
    Re:What do you think Ladies??

    I think this topic has the potential to be a lifetime laster, maybe even going so far as saying it could supercede the buddy thread!

    Men are better than women at everything... End Of
  • System
    System Posts: 100,537 ๐Ÿค– Admin ๐Ÿค–
    Re:What do you think Ladies??
    19051984 wrote:
    Men are not better than women at everything

    And they have much better eyesight!

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