Study Buddy

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  • System
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    Baggybooks wrote:
    No - I don't want him now.

    :shock:

    Sorry - I thought you meant my gang. Who is this 'Hellen' you keep going on about?
  • System
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    I think it's an extremely moral, almost puritanical work myself. Now, where did I out that nail gun?
  • System
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    Are you talking to yourself again, Baggy?

    Yes Chris, I bet the power tool sales at B&Q went through the roof within a certain element of society...

    Let's have a quick look in my briefcase; folders, notepad, mace gas, highlighters, garden shears, cartridge pen...
  • System
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    Maybe he thinks you're Greek and thus Hellenic?
  • System
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    blobbyh wrote:
    Are you talking to yourself again, Baggy?

    Aren't I usually? In the bath, with a puppet - always to myself.

    Doesn't anyone wonder why I had a jar of Chilli sauce in the bath?
  • System
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    CJC wrote:
    Maybe he thinks you're Greek and thus Hellenic?

    Helen of Troy?

    Sunk a few ships in my time, I can tell you!
  • System
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    Reminds me of my favourite nautical joke;

    What's long, ha... - no far too rude for here!
  • System
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    Lots of seamen?

    :shock:
  • System
    System Posts: 100,537 πŸ€– Admin πŸ€–
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    Aaaaahhhhhh, I see you know that one too? Not my all time fave rude joke though which is absolutely disgusting!

    PM's welcomed for anyone curious!
  • System
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    Will you ensure confidentiality or will you reveal who's asked?

    :shock:
  • System
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    Baggybooks wrote:
    DAW1986 wrote:
    Rightio Im off

    Bye

    Bye Dawn.


    DAWN??

    I might have to start calling you Hellen with two L's

    Its Dan the DAW is my initials
  • System
    System Posts: 100,537 πŸ€– Admin πŸ€–
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    Oops.

    :?
  • System
    System Posts: 100,537 πŸ€– Admin πŸ€–
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    Its ok no worries

    Suppose i shud have had my user name as Dan or something shudnt i really
  • System
    System Posts: 100,537 πŸ€– Admin πŸ€–
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    Yeah. Can't believe I was Christened Baggy.

    :?
  • System
    System Posts: 100,537 πŸ€– Admin πŸ€–
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    Only one item of smut and no innuendo all day, what is this thread coming to? :?
  • System
    System Posts: 100,537 πŸ€– Admin πŸ€–
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    Don't worry - I have been having rude thoughts all afternoon.

    :shock:
  • System
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    Thought my ears were burning, in my dreams :lol:
  • System
    System Posts: 100,537 πŸ€– Admin πŸ€–
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    You were sleeping all afternoon dreaming of your ears being on fire?
    :?
  • System
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    Baggybooks wrote:
    No - I don't want him now.
    :shock:
    Rejected again - don't worry I can take it, I'm used to it :cry:
  • System
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    On a roll here...

    Woman walks into a bar, says to the barman "I'd like a double entendre, please."
    "Certainly madam," the barman replies, "wait there and I'll give you one."
  • System
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    Chris - it's your birthday - for goodness sake log off for just one night.

    You never told us what pressies you got.

    Did you get a 'Special Delivery' from Mandy?
  • System
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    Helen , you've just beaten me to it again.

    I was hoping to be the last to wish Chris "Happy Birthday"

    Why are we logged on at this time of night?

    As my grandad used to say:-

    Goodnight, sleep tight,hope thebed bugs don't bite
    or
    Goodnight, sweet repose
    Sleep on your back so you don't hurt your nose.

    (1st one used to really encourage me to bed...not!)
  • System
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    Well, I've just come back from the pub and found that Farmer G has left his post. He was supposed to be on until 11.30.

    :?
  • System
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    No doubt he will be on parade bright & early in the morning.

    Have been trying to catch up - did his office get flooded or not? I'm North Yorks so we were lucky this time.

    'Night
  • System
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    They lost power and phones, but nothing too serious. More of a problem with travel.

    Night.

    :wink:
  • System
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    Morning all, bright and cheerful this morning. Sorry H, was tucked up letting the bed bugs bite at 11:30 last night. :lol:
  • System
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    farmergiles wrote:
    Morning all, bright and cheerful this morning. Sorry H, was tucked up letting the bed bugs bite at 11:30 last night. :lol:

    No excuses! You left your post.

    :shock:
  • System
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    This is far too early

    Why am I up at this time?

    Good Morning
  • System
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    But it is Dawn!

    Morning mate. How are you?

    :shock:
  • System
    System Posts: 100,537 πŸ€– Admin πŸ€–
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    Sorry,Boss, Didn't realise that it was my turn for late night duty. I thought Chris had that in hand?

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