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  • System
    System Posts: 100,537 ๐Ÿค– Admin ๐Ÿค–
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    I can't give blood either - too many drugs floating around in it!

    10 cents a track?- I replaced my vinyl with MP3s for nothing :wink:
  • System
    System Posts: 100,537 ๐Ÿค– Admin ๐Ÿค–
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    Has the level been reduced yet?

    Ive been secluded for a while and not kept my eye on the news, except obviously the transfer window
  • System
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    blobbyh wrote:
    Bit of CJC anyone?

    Just eaten, but maybe later...?

    :shock:
  • System
    System Posts: 100,537 ๐Ÿค– Admin ๐Ÿค–
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    :oops:
  • System
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    Baggybooks wrote:
    blobbyh wrote:
    Bit of CJC anyone?

    Just eaten, but maybe later...?

    :shock:

    So Gem was right you are quite smutty then lol
    :lol:
  • System
    System Posts: 100,537 ๐Ÿค– Admin ๐Ÿค–
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    Who? Me or Blobbyh? Or both?

    :lol:
  • System
    System Posts: 100,537 ๐Ÿค– Admin ๐Ÿค–
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    Paul22 wrote:
    and I must admit to also being highly skeptical about the current 'terror' threat.

    Fantastic, I was only thinking recetly that we hadnt had a good old debate for a while?

    What are you talking about?

    Much as I'd love to discuss this, I don't think there's a cat in Hells chance we'd be able to on here...
  • System
    System Posts: 100,537 ๐Ÿค– Admin ๐Ÿค–
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    Go for it!
  • System
    System Posts: 100,537 ๐Ÿค– Admin ๐Ÿค–
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    Tempting Hellen...
    CJC wrote:
    10 cents a track?- I replaced my vinyl with MP3s for nothing :wink:
    What? You sat there with your turntable hooked up to a computer and spent hundreds of hours recording into the digital format in real time?!

    Anyway, I prefer the risk of "illegal" downloading! I pay 10 cents for each one compared to the (rough equivalent)of 158 cents per song via iTunes and it's not as if I'm downloading via Limewire for nowt...
  • System
    System Posts: 100,537 ๐Ÿค– Admin ๐Ÿค–
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    blobbyh wrote:
    Tempting Hellen...

    Not difficult. Chocolate, wine etc.

    On a different note, my sister's first husband was from Iraq.

    He was a trainee doctor.

    He worked at the hospital in Paisley.
  • System
    System Posts: 100,537 ๐Ÿค– Admin ๐Ÿค–
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    Just waiting for the punch line - or is that the truth?
  • System
    System Posts: 100,537 ๐Ÿค– Admin ๐Ÿค–
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    The truth.
  • System
    System Posts: 100,537 ๐Ÿค– Admin ๐Ÿค–
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    This was over 20 years ago.

    After they split up, there was a police investigation. Apparently he only married her for the passport etc.

    He was very convincing.

  • System
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    Blobbyh wrote:
    Much as I'd love to discuss this, I don't think there's a cat in Hells chance we'd be able to on here...

    I Agree
  • System
    System Posts: 100,537 ๐Ÿค– Admin ๐Ÿค–
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    No-one's watching us today. It's the annual AAT outing.
  • System
    System Posts: 100,537 ๐Ÿค– Admin ๐Ÿค–
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    I was on about you Helen, :lol:

    Isnt the only reason they are gettin doctors from everywhere else because there isnt any decent english doctors? Or because not as many people are wanting to become doctors?

    Quite frankly i dont blame them, tryin to save peoples lives for a yearly salary that a footballer gets in a day

    I enjoy watching football but kicking a ball around for 90minutes is hardly worth 20000 a day
  • System
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    DAW1986 wrote:
    I was on about you Helen

    Thought my ears were burning!

    Don't believe J - I never stalked him. I just kept bumping into him.

    Chris - yes, well I did actually enrol at his college.

    Blobbyh - he followed me.

    Paul - he's trying to run away from me.

    Edit: Farmer G just dreams about me...

    :oops:
  • System
    System Posts: 100,537 ๐Ÿค– Admin ๐Ÿค–
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    I would play football for free - ovbviously standards would slip greatly - but I think properly refereed Sunday league teams who played in front of 70,000 fans would be quite entertaining - Obviously it depends on which Sunday league you are in as there are some really hopeless ones.

    People are now being questioned about racial profiling in their jobs... sorry, but if it were a case of a 70 year old granny walking past with a zimoframe or a young middle eastern looing fella, I know which one I'de be weary of.....
  • System
    System Posts: 100,537 ๐Ÿค– Admin ๐Ÿค–
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    Zimoframes - have you ever been hit by one?

    OMG - does that hurt!
  • System
    System Posts: 100,537 ๐Ÿค– Admin ๐Ÿค–
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    Baggybooks wrote:
    I was on about you Helen

    Thought my ears were burning!

    Don't believe J - I never stalked him. I just kept bumping into him.

    Is that what you call it.
  • System
    System Posts: 100,537 ๐Ÿค– Admin ๐Ÿค–
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    Baggybooks wrote:
    Zimoframes - have you ever been hit by one?

    Nope - can't say I have... I have walked into a few scaffolding erections though (cue insults)
  • System
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    I was run over by one of those electric wheelchairs with the basket on the front yesterday in Sainsburys!!
  • System
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    Look - OK. I confess. I did chase you in that race - but I was supposed to run.

    I'm sorry I blocked your car in that day. But you did ignore me.

  • System
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    19051984 wrote:
    Obviously it depends on which Sunday league you are in as there are some really hopeless ones.

    Yeah i have seen plenty of hopeless "sunday" league teams playing, it can be rather funny though, but how would you crowd 70000 people around to watch 10 men / women play?

    Surely they would need to be on the same size pitch as they are now
  • System
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    peugeot wrote:
    I was run over by one of those electric wheelchairs with the basket on the front yesterday in Sainsburys!!

    My town is full of them. They must get a special grant from the council because I have never seen so many.

    They fly by - I'm sure they try to cut people up on purpose.

  • System
    System Posts: 100,537 ๐Ÿค– Admin ๐Ÿค–
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    I'm sure the woman riding it was blind.
  • System
    System Posts: 100,537 ๐Ÿค– Admin ๐Ÿค–
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    peugeot wrote:
    I'm sure the woman riding it was blind.

    Had to be a woman driver, didn't it?

    :roll:
  • System
    System Posts: 100,537 ๐Ÿค– Admin ๐Ÿค–
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    Baggybooks wrote:
    peugeot wrote:
    I was run over by one of those electric wheelchairs (1) with the basket on the front yesterday in Sainsburys!!

    My town is full of them. They must get a special grant from the council because I have never seen so many. (2)

    They fly by (3) - I'm sure they try to cut people up on purpose.

    1. Motorised wheelchair - imagine telling someone your going to get them an electric chair ?? :lol:

    2. They can get them from all sorts of places now, but they can hire them from the local shopmobility store you can even buy them in Argos now

    3. There is actually a speed limit that they must stick to otherwise they can get into alot of trouble

    :lol:
  • System
    System Posts: 100,537 ๐Ÿค– Admin ๐Ÿค–
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    Well it was either a woman or a pretty convincing transvestite!
  • System
    System Posts: 100,537 ๐Ÿค– Admin ๐Ÿค–
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    Good job she was driving at 30 - where there's around an 80% chance you'll live.

    Actually, scratch that, if the old bat was driving at 40, she would have passed you already by time you come to cross her path.

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