Anything goes....

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  • System
    System Posts: 100,537 ๐Ÿค– Admin ๐Ÿค–
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    Um wouldn't say upset more no humour at all, or maybe a twisted one (he thinks he's being funny and clever) hmmmm
  • System
    System Posts: 100,537 ๐Ÿค– Admin ๐Ÿค–
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    Quick - get the Forum police here - we have a problem.
  • System
    System Posts: 100,537 ๐Ÿค– Admin ๐Ÿค–
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    :lol:
  • System
    System Posts: 100,537 ๐Ÿค– Admin ๐Ÿค–
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    Dee dah, Dee dah, hallo hallo hallo, wot 'ave we 'ere then? I hopes this isn't another load of inane drivel or we'll 'ave to do somfink abart it!
  • System
    System Posts: 100,537 ๐Ÿค– Admin ๐Ÿค–
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    Oooooooh Officer, where's your handcuffs :wink: I need to borrow them
  • System
    System Posts: 100,537 ๐Ÿค– Admin ๐Ÿค–
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    Only if I can apply them :lol:
  • System
    System Posts: 100,537 ๐Ÿค– Admin ๐Ÿค–
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    We're not talking...bandage, are we?
  • System
    System Posts: 100,537 ๐Ÿค– Admin ๐Ÿค–
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    Ya can't beat a bit of mummification :lol:
  • System
    System Posts: 100,537 ๐Ÿค– Admin ๐Ÿค–
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    No. we're not allowed to talk about things like that in case we upset someone!

    I like playing with mummies!
  • System
    System Posts: 100,537 ๐Ÿค– Admin ๐Ÿค–
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    Elastoplast.

    There. I said it. Throw me off here and into the MIP Forum - I deserve to be amongst the living dead.
  • System
    System Posts: 100,537 ๐Ÿค– Admin ๐Ÿค–
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    as the saying goes, you're as young as the mummies you feel
  • System
    System Posts: 100,537 ๐Ÿค– Admin ๐Ÿค–
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    paulb wrote:
    as the saying goes, you're as young as the mummies you feel

    You read it here first!

    Humour, of a kind.

  • System
    System Posts: 100,537 ๐Ÿค– Admin ๐Ÿค–
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    paulb wrote:
    as the saying goes, you're as young as the mummies you feel

    I'm sorry, but that kind of humour is not allowed on the off topic forum, it might raise a laugh and we couldn't have that now, could we?
  • System
    System Posts: 100,537 ๐Ÿค– Admin ๐Ÿค–
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    Farmer Giles. We have saved another poor, grey soul from the clutches of the evil MIP.
  • System
    System Posts: 100,537 ๐Ÿค– Admin ๐Ÿค–
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    yes we have but he needs a respray, can't have grey people on this forum
  • System
    System Posts: 100,537 ๐Ÿค– Admin ๐Ÿค–
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    We need a third. We have Peugeot, we have Paul. Dean. How about kidnapping Dean?
  • System
    System Posts: 100,537 ๐Ÿค– Admin ๐Ÿค–
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    farmergiles wrote:
    paulb wrote:
    as the saying goes, you're as young as the mummies you feel

    I'm sorry, but that kind of humour is not allowed on the off topic forum, it might raise a laugh and we couldn't have that now, could we?

    and you could certainly do with some laughs on here - they seem in short supply!
  • System
    System Posts: 100,537 ๐Ÿค– Admin ๐Ÿค–
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    Paul - you have given us the best laugh tonight.

    Why not splash out and wear a red tie tomorrow? Just for us?
  • System
    System Posts: 100,537 ๐Ÿค– Admin ๐Ÿค–
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    I don't wear red. It is the colour of the Labour party and I am a Conservative voter.
  • System
    System Posts: 100,537 ๐Ÿค– Admin ๐Ÿค–
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    OK - but we don't talk politics here - tooooo serious.

    Something a little snazzy though? You must have something tucked away for that special client?
  • System
    System Posts: 100,537 ๐Ÿค– Admin ๐Ÿค–
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    yes I do actually, but I keep that firmly zipped away.
  • System
    System Posts: 100,537 ๐Ÿค– Admin ๐Ÿค–
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    LOL!
    What colour is it? And do you have a pin or a clip to hold it in place?
  • System
    System Posts: 100,537 ๐Ÿค– Admin ๐Ÿค–
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    ooh no - they are both way too painful! and the colour would be pink unless you used the clip and then it would probably turn blue.
  • System
    System Posts: 100,537 ๐Ÿค– Admin ๐Ÿค–
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    Where have you been hiding Paul?

    We could do with someone like you on here. Add a bit of...what's the word? Innuendo!
  • System
    System Posts: 100,537 ๐Ÿค– Admin ๐Ÿค–
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    as Churchill (the dog) would say - ah yes
  • System
    System Posts: 100,537 ๐Ÿค– Admin ๐Ÿค–
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    I thought the off-topic forum needed someone new to keep it fresh and I thought I'm just the man for the job
  • System
    System Posts: 100,537 ๐Ÿค– Admin ๐Ÿค–
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    So your portfolio. Was it is easy to get it to grow or have you had to really push for it?
  • System
    System Posts: 100,537 ๐Ÿค– Admin ๐Ÿค–
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    paulb wrote:
    I thought the off-topic forum needed someone new to keep it fresh and I thought I'm just the man for the job
    Modesty. We don't often see that on here.
  • System
    System Posts: 100,537 ๐Ÿค– Admin ๐Ÿค–
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    no it's growing very quickly without too much pushing from me - to be honest it's getting so big I'm in need of some help to keep on top of it

    (modesty again)
  • System
    System Posts: 100,537 ๐Ÿค– Admin ๐Ÿค–
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    Sara81 wrote:
    So your portfolio. Was it is easy to get it to grow or have you had to really push for it?

    Probably had to gently nurture it! It doesn't grow on it's own, needs loving care and attention :lol:

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