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  • blobbyh
    blobbyh Registered Posts: 2,415 Beyond epic contributor 🧙‍♂️
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    What's the difference between Alex Ferguson and Michael Jackson?

    Ferguson will still be playing Giggs in August...
  • CJC
    CJC Registered Posts: 1,657 Beyond epic contributor 🧙‍♂️
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    It's good to see in these days when climate change is such an issue that the recycling of old jokes is being actively pursued.
  • LondonMatt
    LondonMatt Registered Posts: 1,110 Beyond epic contributor 🧙‍♂️
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    According to the UK census bureau,
    19,374 people are having sex right now,
    21,130 are kissing
    and 1 poor bugger is reading an AAT thread.


    :laugh:
  • Rachey
    Rachey Registered Posts: 589 Epic contributor 🐘
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    Make that 2 poor buggers.....
  • AdamR
    AdamR Registered Posts: 668 Epic contributor 🐘
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    Is there a club? Do we get T-shirts?!:001_tt1:
  • LondonMatt
    LondonMatt Registered Posts: 1,110 Beyond epic contributor 🧙‍♂️
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    AdamR wrote: »
    Is there a club? Do we get T-shirts?!:001_tt1:

    No t-shirts.....just poor eyesight and deformed hands..... :001_unsure:

    :laugh:
  • AdamR
    AdamR Registered Posts: 668 Epic contributor 🐘
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    So basically we get nothing we don't already have? On that basis, I don't want to be a member! I was at least expecting tea and biscuits!:glare:
  • mark130273
    mark130273 Registered Posts: 4,234 Beyond epic contributor 🧙‍♂️
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    LondonMatt wrote: »
    According to the UK census bureau,
    19,374 people are having sex right now,
    21,130 are kissing
    and 1 poor bugger is reading an AAT thread.


    :laugh:

    thanks :crying::crying:
  • jkc
    jkc Registered Posts: 166 Dedicated contributor 🦉
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    whats red and sits in a corner
    a naughty strawberry :lol:
  • A-Vic
    A-Vic Registered Posts: 6,970 Beyond epic contributor 🧙‍♂️
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    jkc wrote: »
    whats red and sits in a corner
    a naughty strawberry :lol:

    Ladies and Gentalmen we have found our winner for the worst joke in history lol
  • jkc
    jkc Registered Posts: 166 Dedicated contributor 🦉
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    thankyou thankyou thankyou :biggrin:
  • AdamR
    AdamR Registered Posts: 668 Epic contributor 🐘
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    Speech! Speech!
  • jkc
    jkc Registered Posts: 166 Dedicated contributor 🦉
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    gush

    Aw no i couldn't honestly
    well, ok then,
    Its an honour to accept this...
    wonderful title
    on behalf of the qi pannel who, gave the world this beautifully
    phrased peice of mirth
    and finally for all those who love awful jokes..
    Whats orange and rhymes with parrot?
    A Carrot.
    Ps please please feel free to take the AAT forum
    worse joke title.:lol::lol::lol:
  • CJC
    CJC Registered Posts: 1,657 Beyond epic contributor 🧙‍♂️
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    What's brown and sticky?

    A stick.
  • mark130273
    mark130273 Registered Posts: 4,234 Beyond epic contributor 🧙‍♂️
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    nah my bogey joke was well worse(or worsier ?)lol
  • Diannew
    Diannew Registered Posts: 2,814 Beyond epic contributor 🧙‍♂️
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    mark130273 wrote: »
    nah my bogey joke was well worse(or worsier ?)lol

    That's as bad as How Far Can A crow Fly!!!!!!

    As far as you can flick it......................

    Oh no it's official..........I have Markitus lmao:lol::lol:
  • mark130273
    mark130273 Registered Posts: 4,234 Beyond epic contributor 🧙‍♂️
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    Diannew wrote: »
    That's as bad as How Far Can A crow Fly!!!!!!

    As far as you can flick it......................

    Oh no it's official..........I have Markitus lmao:lol::lol:

    thats fu**ing brilliant !!:laugh:
  • jkc
    jkc Registered Posts: 166 Dedicated contributor 🦉
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    Can't resist
    Whats red and silly
    A blood Clot :001_tongue:

    A cargo ship carring burgundy paint capsized of the coast of Congo,
    The captain reported the crew were all marooned.:lol:
  • taskey
    taskey Registered Posts: 1,800 Beyond epic contributor 🧙‍♂️
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    how do you make a kitchen sink????

    throw it in the bath

    That's all folks
  • blobbyh
    blobbyh Registered Posts: 2,415 Beyond epic contributor 🧙‍♂️
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    An oldie but goodie;

    Ireland's worst air disaster occurred early this morning when a two-seater Cessna crashed into a cemetery. Irish police have so far recovered 1,826 bodies but expect that
    number to rise as digging continues through the night.


    Too rude for here but answer available via PM and only if I know you (though some'll know it!);

    Why does Rupert the Bear wear yellow and black chequered trousers?
  • jkc
    jkc Registered Posts: 166 Dedicated contributor 🦉
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    heres one thats a bit well...

    A wife went shoping for some shoes
    husband says " no you cant have them, don't you know theres a recession on."
    Later on the husband gets a bit frisky
    wife says "dont you know theres a recession on?"
    "Whats that got to do with it, its free."
    "Well if you cant aford to get it shod, you cant ride it can you.":ohmy:
  • A-Vic
    A-Vic Registered Posts: 6,970 Beyond epic contributor 🧙‍♂️
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    blobbyh wrote: »
    An oldie but goodie;

    Ireland's worst air disaster occurred early this morning when a two-seater Cessna crashed into a cemetery. Irish police have so far recovered 1,826 bodies but expect that
    number to rise as digging continues through the night.


    Too rude for here but answer available via PM and only if I know you (though some'll know it!);

    Why does Rupert the Bear wear yellow and black chequered trousers?

    PM me Robert PLeaseeeeeeeesssss
  • zainab
    zainab Registered Posts: 31 Regular contributor ⭐
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    hehehehehehehehehehehe ...

    nice one ..:    lol::lol::lol:
  • mark130273
    mark130273 Registered Posts: 4,234 Beyond epic contributor 🧙‍♂️
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    A-Vic wrote: »
    PM me Robert PLeaseeeeeeeesssss

    me too please.......
  • CJC
    CJC Registered Posts: 1,657 Beyond epic contributor 🧙‍♂️
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    I know this one and not sure it's actually worth the effort of PMing :001_rolleyes:
  • blobbyh
    blobbyh Registered Posts: 2,415 Beyond epic contributor 🧙‍♂️
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    Please feel free to do it for the others Chris though I have PM'd you too...
  • mark130273
    mark130273 Registered Posts: 4,234 Beyond epic contributor 🧙‍♂️
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    im still waiting ????
  • Angie09
    Angie09 Registered Posts: 4 New contributor 🐸
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    This has cheered me up for the day lol, good jokes.
  • mark130273
    mark130273 Registered Posts: 4,234 Beyond epic contributor 🧙‍♂️
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    we do try.but im still waiting for the rupert punchline !!

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