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LondonMattLondonMatt Experienced MentorPosts: 1,110Registered
Crowded elevators smell different to midgets

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  • mark130273mark130273 Font Of All Knowledge Posts: 4,234Registered
    If at first you don't succeed . . . then skydiving isn't for you.
  • jiltjilt Font Of All Knowledge Posts: 2,903Registered
    LondonMatt wrote: »
    Crowded elevators smell different to midgets

    For one minute I wondered what midgets smelt of :blushing::lol::lol:
  • DiannewDiannew Font Of All Knowledge Posts: 2,814Registered
    jilt wrote: »
    For one minute I wondered what midgets smelt of :blushing::lol::lol:

    Ask Matt he appears to know:lol::lol:
  • farmergilesfarmergiles Font Of All Knowledge Posts: 1,693Registered
    Diannew wrote: »
    Ask Matt he appears to know:lol::lol:

    makes one wonder if Matt is a midget:lol::lol::lol:
  • DiannewDiannew Font Of All Knowledge Posts: 2,814Registered
    makes one wonder if Matt is a midget:lol::lol::lol:

    Size isn't every thing....so the saying goes:lol::lol:
  • jiltjilt Font Of All Knowledge Posts: 2,903Registered
    makes one wonder if Matt is a midget:lol::lol::lol:

    Hmmm, Matt the midget, has a ring to it :lol:
  • LondonMattLondonMatt Experienced Mentor Posts: 1,110Registered
    makes one wonder if Matt is a midget:lol::lol::lol:

    Nope, but I am a fidget....completely irrelevant fact you may say, but it does rhyme...
  • A-VicA-Vic Expertise Guaranteed Posts: 6,970Registered
    Or as my nephew says Matt the Umpa Dumpa :lol:
  • LondonMattLondonMatt Experienced Mentor Posts: 1,110Registered
    jilt wrote: »
    Hmmm, Matt the midget, has a ring to it :lol:

    Oh crap :001_unsure: I started this thread to stimulate intellectual converation, and it ends up with me being a midget

    This thread did not go as planned :glare:
  • DiannewDiannew Font Of All Knowledge Posts: 2,814Registered
    LondonMatt wrote: »
    Oh crap :001_unsure: I started this thread to stimulate intellectual converation, and it ends up with me being a midget

    This thread did not go as planned :glare:

    :lol::lol::lol: quote of the day..................keep your thoughts to yourself:lol::lol:
  • jiltjilt Font Of All Knowledge Posts: 2,903Registered
    LondonMatt wrote: »
    Oh crap :001_unsure: I started this thread to stimulate intellectual converation, :glare:

    You should know better by now :laugh:
  • farmergilesfarmergiles Font Of All Knowledge Posts: 1,693Registered
    LondonMatt wrote: »
    Oh crap :001_unsure: I started this thread to stimulate intellectual converation, and it ends up with me being a midget

    I agree with Dianne and Jilt, Bridget the Midget:lol::lol::lol:
  • marknotgeorgemarknotgeorge Well-Known Posts: 158Registered
    LondonMatt wrote: »
    I started this thread to stimulate intellectual converation

    That was a silly idea...
  • LondonMattLondonMatt Experienced Mentor Posts: 1,110Registered
    I agree with Dianne and Jilt, Bridget the Midget:lol::lol::lol:

    Well, if I had to be a midget....:001_rolleyes: I won't be one of those happy go luck dwarfes, or an umpa dumpa (A-Vic!), I'd be the hard as nails midget boss of the underworld that's in Watchmen

    Stay away from the bars!!
  • DiannewDiannew Font Of All Knowledge Posts: 2,814Registered
    LondonMatt wrote: »
    Well, if I had to be a midget....:001_rolleyes: I won't be one of those happy go luck dwarfes, or an umpa dumpa (A-Vic!), I'd be the hard as nails midget boss of the underworld that's in Watchmen

    Stay away from the bars!!

    How tall are you Matt really.......you do seem to have to be the Hardest/toughest of them all...............is this a size related ego:lol::lol:
  • LondonMattLondonMatt Experienced Mentor Posts: 1,110Registered
    Diannew wrote: »
    How tall are you Matt really.......you do seem to have to be the Hardest/toughest of them all...............is this a size related ego:lol::lol:

    What size am I?










    ACTUAL!



    :001_tt2:
  • JanJan Experienced Mentor Posts: 654Registered
    This thread did not go as planned

    Do they ever?
  • mark130273mark130273 Font Of All Knowledge Posts: 4,234Registered
    totally off subject.........i wonder whats the average threadposting before it goes off subject......

    i reckon its about 5 posts !
  • DiannewDiannew Font Of All Knowledge Posts: 2,814Registered
    LondonMatt wrote: »
    What size am I?










    ACTUAL!



    :001_tt2:

    ACTUAL....OR actual..........:001_tt2:
  • mark130273mark130273 Font Of All Knowledge Posts: 4,234Registered
    i reckon actual
  • LondonMattLondonMatt Experienced Mentor Posts: 1,110Registered
    Diannew wrote: »
    ACTUAL....OR actual..........:001_tt2:

    Most of the time I'm ACTUAL

    But, occassionally I'm ACTUAL

    Though not as often as I'd like :001_unsure:


    :laugh:
  • DiannewDiannew Font Of All Knowledge Posts: 2,814Registered
    LondonMatt wrote: »
    Most of the time I'm ACTUAL

    But, occassionally I'm ACTUAL

    Though not as often as I'd like :001_unsure:


    :laugh:

    :lol::lol::lol: Think you need to see a Doctor:lol::lol:
  • mark130273mark130273 Font Of All Knowledge Posts: 4,234Registered
    LondonMatt wrote: »
    Most of the time I'm ACTUAL

    But, occassionally I'm ACTUAL

    Though not as often as I'd like :001_unsure:


    :laugh:

    very nice !!!:confused1:
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