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  • messedup89
    messedup89 Registered Posts: 1,275 Beyond epic contributor ๐Ÿง™โ€โ™‚๏ธ
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    Lion King :)
  • mark130273
    mark130273 Registered Posts: 4,221 Beyond epic contributor ๐Ÿง™โ€โ™‚๏ธ
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    morning all..........its friday !!!
  • A-Vic
    A-Vic Registered Posts: 6,868 Beyond epic contributor ๐Ÿง™โ€โ™‚๏ธ
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    Theres a really funny christmas film on this weekend called Bad Santa if you get a chance watch it
  • CJC
    CJC Registered Posts: 1,589 Beyond epic contributor ๐Ÿง™โ€โ™‚๏ธ
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    Bad Santa, one of the very few good Christmas movies. Definitely worth watching.
  • Poodle
    Poodle Registered Posts: 695 Epic contributor ๐Ÿ˜
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    off to see Status Quo for the first time tonight .

    Christmas outing to be paid for by the company :)
  • mark130273
    mark130273 Registered Posts: 4,221 Beyond epic contributor ๐Ÿง™โ€โ™‚๏ธ
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    is bad santa funny then !!!
  • A-Vic
    A-Vic Registered Posts: 6,868 Beyond epic contributor ๐Ÿง™โ€โ™‚๏ธ
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    is bad santa funny then !!!

    O mark you really have to watch it, it so suits your personailty
  • mark130273
    mark130273 Registered Posts: 4,221 Beyond epic contributor ๐Ÿง™โ€โ™‚๏ธ
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    A-Vic wrote: ยป
    O mark you really have to watch it, it so suits your personailty

    oh right you trying to say that i would be a "good" "bad santa"

    oh thanks very much ......anyone seen the xmas tv listings yet.....there is bugger all on !!!
  • A-Vic
    A-Vic Registered Posts: 6,868 Beyond epic contributor ๐Ÿง™โ€โ™‚๏ธ
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    oh right you trying to say that i would be a "good" "bad santa"

    oh thanks very much ......anyone seen the xmas tv listings yet.....there is bugger all on !!!

    No just that its a funny film
  • mark130273
    mark130273 Registered Posts: 4,221 Beyond epic contributor ๐Ÿง™โ€โ™‚๏ธ
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    nice one. might sky plus it ......

    doesnt seem many people are on today
  • A-Vic
    A-Vic Registered Posts: 6,868 Beyond epic contributor ๐Ÿง™โ€โ™‚๏ธ
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    nice one. might sky plus it ......

    doesnt seem many people are on today

    Its on 5 sunday i think.

    I know seems they are working are they nuts?
  • Marga
    Marga Registered Posts: 971 Epic contributor ๐Ÿ˜
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    is that the one with whats his name billy bob thorton?


    well it IS Friday let the party beggin!!!


    i
  • CJC
    CJC Registered Posts: 1,589 Beyond epic contributor ๐Ÿง™โ€โ™‚๏ธ
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    A-Vic wrote: ยป
    I know seems they are working are they nuts?
    Well, unlike you salaried people there is a direct correlation between the amount of work I do and the money I get. Time I spend on here is not billable!
  • mark130273
    mark130273 Registered Posts: 4,221 Beyond epic contributor ๐Ÿง™โ€โ™‚๏ธ
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    CJC wrote: ยป
    Well, unlike you salaried people there is a direct correlation between the amount of work I do and the money I get. Time I spend on here is not billable!

    ooooooooooooooooooohhhhhhhhhhhhh no need to get your knickers in a twist !!!
  • A-Vic
    A-Vic Registered Posts: 6,868 Beyond epic contributor ๐Ÿง™โ€โ™‚๏ธ
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    Marga wrote: ยป
    is that the one with whats his name billy bob thorton?


    well it IS Friday let the party beggin!!!


    i

    Sure is
  • mark130273
    mark130273 Registered Posts: 4,221 Beyond epic contributor ๐Ÿง™โ€โ™‚๏ธ
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    A-Vic wrote: ยป
    Sure is

    but the big question is .....

    where is the party at !!!
  • jilt
    jilt Registered Posts: 2,892 Beyond epic contributor ๐Ÿง™โ€โ™‚๏ธ
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    Afternoon all. Yes I'm one of the nuts you mentioned, been at a client's house all morning.

    Feeling a bit miserable today so I want ya best funnies to cheer me up!
  • Marga
    Marga Registered Posts: 971 Epic contributor ๐Ÿ˜
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    london colney if you can make it!!!!
  • Marga
    Marga Registered Posts: 971 Epic contributor ๐Ÿ˜
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    jilt wrote: ยป
    afternoon all. Yes i'm one of the nuts you mentioned, been at a client's house all morning.

    Feeling a bit miserable today so i want ya best funnies to cheer me up!

    huggable huggs!!!!
  • jilt
    jilt Registered Posts: 2,892 Beyond epic contributor ๐Ÿง™โ€โ™‚๏ธ
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    Marga wrote: ยป
    huggable huggs!!!!

    Thanks Marga
  • mark130273
    mark130273 Registered Posts: 4,221 Beyond epic contributor ๐Ÿง™โ€โ™‚๏ธ
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    jilt wrote: ยป
    Afternoon all. Yes I'm one of the nuts you mentioned, been at a client's house all morning.

    Feeling a bit miserable today so I want ya best funnies to cheer me up!

    "I bought a car for the wife the other day, the salesman says it has a AM radio fitted, she replied " so it wont work in the afternoon then"

    Thick cow!!!
  • Bookworm55
    Bookworm55 Registered Posts: 478 Dedicated contributor ๐Ÿฆ‰
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    jilt wrote: ยป
    Feeling a bit miserable today so I want ya best funnies to cheer me up!

    Two men walk into a bar. You'd have thought the second one would duck.
  • mark130273
    mark130273 Registered Posts: 4,221 Beyond epic contributor ๐Ÿง™โ€โ™‚๏ธ
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    So there's a programme called 'Hardcore Fishing'. Trouble is when you're going through the Sky TV guide all you can see it saying is 'Hardcore F...'

    Gets me excited every time until I press view and realise I'm sat here w***ing over a carp.

    :lol:
  • Marga
    Marga Registered Posts: 971 Epic contributor ๐Ÿ˜
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    Knock Knock
    Who's there?
    Alex
    Alex who?
    Alexplain later now let me in.
  • jilt
    jilt Registered Posts: 2,892 Beyond epic contributor ๐Ÿง™โ€โ™‚๏ธ
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    Ah thanks guys, thats made me feel better, still laughing about the bar joke and Mark w***ing over a carp :lol:
  • mark130273
    mark130273 Registered Posts: 4,221 Beyond epic contributor ๐Ÿง™โ€โ™‚๏ธ
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    well there is still plenty more that i could put in !!!!!


    try this one !!

    The Press Association has revealed that "Asda has cheapest Christmas trolley"

    Don't all the supermarkets sell their trolleys for a pound?
  • A-Vic
    A-Vic Registered Posts: 6,868 Beyond epic contributor ๐Ÿง™โ€โ™‚๏ธ
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    Johnny, George, and Bert were driving along in their pickup when they saw a sheep caught in the fence with its hind end up in the air.

    Bert said, "I wish that was Sharon Stone."

    George echoed, "I wish it was Demi Moore."

    Little Johnny sighed, "I wish it was dark
  • Marga
    Marga Registered Posts: 971 Epic contributor ๐Ÿ˜
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    A-Vic wrote: ยป
    Johnny, George, and Bert were driving along in their pickup when they saw a sheep caught in the fence with its hind end up in the air.

    Bert said, "I wish that was Sharon Stone."

    George echoed, "I wish it was Demi Moore."

    Little Johnny sighed, "I wish it was dark

    oh man ROFL
  • mark130273
    mark130273 Registered Posts: 4,221 Beyond epic contributor ๐Ÿง™โ€โ™‚๏ธ
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    I can't believe how popular Bingo is becoming with Indians and Pakistanies.

    I heard on Sky News that 500 million of them went to Mecca this year
  • mark130273
    mark130273 Registered Posts: 4,221 Beyond epic contributor ๐Ÿง™โ€โ™‚๏ธ
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    There are two things that annoy me in the world:

    1) People who tell me what annoys them in the world

    &

    2) Hypocrites.
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