Most clueless request....
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just wanted to share this little gem with you all...
last night I got a phone call from a subbie who gets £300 a week from one of my clients, he says:
'hello, we're applying for a loan in my wife's name as i have a bad credit rating. The loan company needs proof of income for her and she doesn't work, so I'm saying that I'm paying her £300 a week. Can you please make up some payslips showing what tax & ni has been deducted to leave her with £300 a week? It's OK, no-one is going to see the pay slips apart from the loan company'
:shock: :shock: :shock:
he seemed quite surprised when I declined...
last night I got a phone call from a subbie who gets £300 a week from one of my clients, he says:
'hello, we're applying for a loan in my wife's name as i have a bad credit rating. The loan company needs proof of income for her and she doesn't work, so I'm saying that I'm paying her £300 a week. Can you please make up some payslips showing what tax & ni has been deducted to leave her with £300 a week? It's OK, no-one is going to see the pay slips apart from the loan company'
:shock: :shock: :shock:
he seemed quite surprised when I declined...
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Re:Most clueless request....
It's no wonder he has a bad credit rating with scruples like that!!
Scott.0 -
Re:Most clueless request....
It's amazing how some people try it on!!
Did make me smile though
Sharon0 -
Re:Most clueless request....
Scary :shock:
I had someone who asked if they could have two sets of accounts - one for a mortgage and one for tax :roll: - er no!
Claudia
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