Whens an orange not an orange???
A-Vic
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When its a banana
lol made you look - sorry little bored at the mo just wanted to see who is awake???
lol made you look - sorry little bored at the mo just wanted to see who is awake???
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Whats orange and sounds like a parrot? A carrot.
Sorry thats awful but it does follow the orange theme!0 -
sarahwilson wrote: »Whats orange and sounds like a parrot? A carrot.
Sorry thats awful but it does follow the orange theme!
Ok sorry you win thats a lot worse than mine
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When its a banana
lol made you look - sorry little bored at the mo just wanted to see who is awake???
I am awake.....just having my lunch..........but I had no banana's or oranges to bring in to work with me today:thumbdown:
But can you guess what I have just had for my lunch..........That should keep you busy.......
Clue 1..........2 sylables.........Something that comes out at halloween and something that I hate the feel of between my toes......:001_tt2::001_tt2:0 -
I am awake.....just having my lunch..........but I had no banana's or oranges to bring in to work with me today:thumbdown:
But can you guess what I have just had for my lunch..........That should keep you busy.......
Clue 1..........2 sylables.........Something that comes out at halloween and something that I hate the feel of between my toes......:001_tt2::001_tt2:
Eweeeee your eating pumkin sand 0 -
No dafty............a Sandwich..............good try.
Now for my pudding...............
2 sylable's again.............1st something that rhymes with the slang word for a tiolet.
2nd what you feel after a romantice break up....
Can't wait for this one LOL0 -
I take it the answer is not "rice pudding"...lol0
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I now have a pair of tangerines and a banana for lunch.
Don't like yoghurt!0 -
Have you arranged them amusingly, in the manner of a schoolboy?0
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Hey you!!!!.that question was for A.Vic LOL0
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It's just not my day, getting told off all around. Think I'll away and eat my banana & tangerines before I get any more smutty suggestions....sulk sulk0
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Give up got as far as bog __, or is it loo--0
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Read the question properly..........have to do that in exams...I said it rhymes with a slang word for a toilet..........silly FG got it.....not that it was his turn.......
Loohurt......Mmmmmmmmmmm where do you shop LOL0 -
Less of the "silly", young lady, unless you want your legs slapped(oops, can't do that, might get arrested for abuse)0
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Unfortunately where I come from there is more than 1 slang word for toilet: - bog or loo.
Suppose that is what I get for butting in where not wanted.0 -
farmergiles wrote: »Less of the "silly", young lady, unless you want your legs slapped(oops, can't do that, might get arrested for abuse)
Silly..Silly...Silly
Na Na have to catch me first..........:001_tt2:
Now back to the original question:001_tt2:
When is an orange not an orange.......0 -
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Now Now FG that is not fair -just cos you have big hobnail boots.
An orange is not an orange when it is a bell (try to work that one out)0 -
Think of the sound0
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When it is a lemon?
and I haven't got hobnails on!!!!0 -
You have misunderstood, my answer to when is an orange not an orange is when it is a bell.
Bells peel!!0 -
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and I thought you were on about the clangers! I used to like the clangers & the soup dragon.0
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OK now my work collegue calls it a thrown and you dont wana know my guess :laugh:0
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See above.
Got to go just jammed a paperclip in keyboard.0 -
throne-hurt...doesn't have quite the same ring to it as yoghurt0
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OK now my work collegue calls it a thrown and you dont wana know my guess :laugh:
All of a sudden I have gone off yoghurts..........
And I am very concerned about Padmill....he has jammed a paper clip somewhere..
FG we are back to Green paperclips......:001_tt2:Funny how the world goes round...init my dear.. 0 -
farmergiles wrote: »throne-hurt...doesn't have quite the same ring to it as yoghurt
Don't want to go there!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!:001_tt2:0
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