Whens an orange not an orange???

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A-Vic
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When its a banana

lol made you look - sorry little bored at the mo just wanted to see who is awake???
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  • sarahwilson
    sarahwilson Registered Posts: 567 Epic contributor 🐘
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    Whats orange and sounds like a parrot? A carrot.

    Sorry thats awful but it does follow the orange theme!
  • A-Vic
    A-Vic Registered Posts: 6,970 Beyond epic contributor 🧙‍♂️
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    sarahwilson wrote: »
    Whats orange and sounds like a parrot? A carrot.

    Sorry thats awful but it does follow the orange theme!


    Ok sorry you win thats a lot worse than mine :lol:
  • Diannew
    Diannew Registered Posts: 2,814 Beyond epic contributor 🧙‍♂️
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    A-Vic wrote: »
    When its a banana

    lol made you look - sorry little bored at the mo just wanted to see who is awake???


    I am awake.....just having my lunch..........but I had no banana's or oranges to bring in to work with me today:thumbdown:

    But can you guess what I have just had for my lunch..........That should keep you busy.......:lol:

    Clue 1..........2 sylables.........Something that comes out at halloween and something that I hate the feel of between my toes......:001_tt2::001_tt2:
  • A-Vic
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    Diannew wrote: »
    I am awake.....just having my lunch..........but I had no banana's or oranges to bring in to work with me today:thumbdown:

    But can you guess what I have just had for my lunch..........That should keep you busy.......:lol:

    Clue 1..........2 sylables.........Something that comes out at halloween and something that I hate the feel of between my toes......:001_tt2::001_tt2:


    Eweeeee your eating pumkin sand :lol:
  • Diannew
    Diannew Registered Posts: 2,814 Beyond epic contributor 🧙‍♂️
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    No dafty............a Sandwich..............good try.

    Now for my pudding...............

    2 sylable's again.............1st something that rhymes with the slang word for a tiolet.

    2nd what you feel after a romantice break up....

    Can't wait for this one LOL
  • farmergiles
    farmergiles Registered Posts: 1,693 Beyond epic contributor 🧙‍♂️
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    I take it the answer is not "rice pudding"...lol
  • farmergiles
    farmergiles Registered Posts: 1,693 Beyond epic contributor 🧙‍♂️
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    I now have a pair of tangerines and a banana for lunch.

    Don't like yoghurt!
  • sarahwilson
    sarahwilson Registered Posts: 567 Epic contributor 🐘
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    Have you arranged them amusingly, in the manner of a schoolboy?
  • Diannew
    Diannew Registered Posts: 2,814 Beyond epic contributor 🧙‍♂️
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    Hey you!!!!.that question was for A.Vic LOL
  • farmergiles
    farmergiles Registered Posts: 1,693 Beyond epic contributor 🧙‍♂️
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    It's just not my day, getting told off all around. Think I'll away and eat my banana & tangerines before I get any more smutty suggestions....sulk sulk
  • PAMDILL
    PAMDILL Registered Posts: 721 Epic contributor 🐘
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    Give up got as far as bog __, or is it loo--
  • Diannew
    Diannew Registered Posts: 2,814 Beyond epic contributor 🧙‍♂️
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    Read the question properly..........have to do that in exams...I said it rhymes with a slang word for a toilet..........silly FG got it.....not that it was his turn.......


    Loohurt......Mmmmmmmmmmm where do you shop LOL
  • farmergiles
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    Less of the "silly", young lady, unless you want your legs slapped(oops, can't do that, might get arrested for abuse)
  • PAMDILL
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    Unfortunately where I come from there is more than 1 slang word for toilet: - bog or loo.

    Suppose that is what I get for butting in where not wanted.
  • Diannew
    Diannew Registered Posts: 2,814 Beyond epic contributor 🧙‍♂️
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    farmergiles wrote: »
    Less of the "silly", young lady, unless you want your legs slapped(oops, can't do that, might get arrested for abuse)



    Silly..Silly...Silly:lol:

    Na Na have to catch me first..........:001_tt2:

    Now back to the original question:001_tt2:

    When is an orange not an orange.......
  • Diannew
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    PAMDILL wrote: »
    Unfortunately where I come from there is more than 1 slang word for toilet: - bog or loo.

    Suppose that is what I get for butting in where not wanted.



    Sorry........:001_tt2: you are wanted...it was said in jest....come on now I need all your help FG is picking on me:lol:
  • PAMDILL
    PAMDILL Registered Posts: 721 Epic contributor 🐘
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    Now Now FG that is not fair -just cos you have big hobnail boots.

    An orange is not an orange when it is a bell (try to work that one out)
  • Diannew
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    PAMDILL wrote: »
    Now Now FG that is not fair -just cos you have big hobnail boots.

    An orange is not an orange when it is a bell (try to work that one out)



    Hey...atleast I gave clues:lol::001_tt2:
  • PAMDILL
    PAMDILL Registered Posts: 721 Epic contributor 🐘
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    Think of the sound
  • farmergiles
    farmergiles Registered Posts: 1,693 Beyond epic contributor 🧙‍♂️
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    When it is a lemon?

    and I haven't got hobnails on!!!!
  • PAMDILL
    PAMDILL Registered Posts: 721 Epic contributor 🐘
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    You have misunderstood, my answer to when is an orange not an orange is when it is a bell.

    Bells peel!!
  • Diannew
    Diannew Registered Posts: 2,814 Beyond epic contributor 🧙‍♂️
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    PAMDILL wrote: »
    Think of the sound


    Ring...Clank....Clunk.....No....:001_tt2: I give in :lol:
  • Diannew
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    farmergiles wrote: »
    When it is a lemon?

    and I haven't got hobnails on!!!!

    Tut Spoilt sport:lol:
  • farmergiles
    farmergiles Registered Posts: 1,693 Beyond epic contributor 🧙‍♂️
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    and I thought you were on about the clangers! I used to like the clangers & the soup dragon.
  • A-Vic
    A-Vic Registered Posts: 6,970 Beyond epic contributor 🧙‍♂️
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    OK now my work collegue calls it a thrown and you dont wana know my guess :laugh:
  • PAMDILL
    PAMDILL Registered Posts: 721 Epic contributor 🐘
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    See above.

    Got to go just jammed a paperclip in keyboard.
  • Diannew
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    A-Vic wrote: »
    When its a banana

    lol made you look - sorry little bored at the mo just wanted to see who is awake???

    You have woke us all up..and we have all got silly....Where are you..hope you haven't fell asleep:001_tt2::lol:
  • farmergiles
    farmergiles Registered Posts: 1,693 Beyond epic contributor 🧙‍♂️
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    throne-hurt...doesn't have quite the same ring to it as yoghurt
  • Diannew
    Diannew Registered Posts: 2,814 Beyond epic contributor 🧙‍♂️
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    A-Vic wrote: »
    OK now my work collegue calls it a thrown and you dont wana know my guess :laugh:


    All of a sudden I have gone off yoghurts..........:lol:

    And I am very concerned about Padmill....he has jammed a paper clip somewhere..:lol:

    FG we are back to Green paperclips......:001_tt2:Funny how the world goes round...init my dear..:lol:
  • Diannew
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    farmergiles wrote: »
    throne-hurt...doesn't have quite the same ring to it as yoghurt

    Don't want to go there!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!:001_tt2:

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