Whens an orange not an orange???
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Does that mean we'll be back to courgettes and cucumbers?0
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wow cjc that has to be the most coolest paperclip i have ever seen where could i get one of those :001_tt2:0
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You'll have to ask Baggybooks - I believe they were a strictly limited item though. Beware, I have heard that there are fakes being offered on ebay.0
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I let Farmer G have that along with a couple of Brussels sprouts :001_tongue:0
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Soo- Flay???0
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Bit of a funny included
hehe
Tickle Me Elmo:
There is a factory in Northern Minnesota which makes
The Tickle Me Elmo toys. The toy laughs when you tickle
It under the arms.
Well, Lena is hired at The Tickle Me Elmo factory and
She reports for her first day promptly at 8:00 AM.
The next day at 8:45 AM there is a knock at the
Personnel Manager's door. The Foreman throws
Open the door and begins to rant about the new
Employee.
He complains that she is incredibly slow and the whole
Line is backing up, putting the entire production line
Behind schedule.
The Personnel Manager decides he should see this for
Himself, so the 2 men march down to the factory floor.
When they get there the line is so backed up that there
Are Tickle Me Elmo's all over the factory floor and they're
Really beginning to pile up.
At the end of the line stands Lena surrounded by mountains
Of Tickle Me Elmo's. She has a roll of plush
Red fabric and a huge bag of small marbles.
The 2 men watch in amazement as she cuts a little piece
Of fabric, wraps it around two marbles and begins to
Carefully sew the little package between Elmo's legs.
The Personnel Manager bursts into laughter.
After several minutes of hysterics he pulls himself
Together and approaches Lena ..
'I'm sorry,' he says to her, barely able to keep a straight
face,
'but I think you misunderstood the instructions I gave you
Yesterday...'
'Your job is to give Elmo two test tickles.0 -
Lol !!! Very funny sent me home with a big Smile on my face..Thank you0
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Hehe0
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Morning0
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When is an orange not an orange?
When it's ajar?
:001_unsure:
Morning.
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Fact:
Orange is the only word in the english language that does not ryhme with anything0 -
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While climbing up Mt. Blorange,
I stopped and ate an orange.
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what orange and lives in the jungle ??
a orangatang !
alright that was awful ?
but like someone said at the start ? im bored too ?:thumbup:0 -
mark130273 wrote: »what orange and lives in the jungle ??
a orangatang !
alright that was awful ?
but like someone said at the start ? im bored too ?:thumbup:
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When coming down Mt Blorange,
With the sheer slopes I did grapple.
I could not face another orange,
So instead I had a pear.
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All that fruit, windy on the mountains was it C?
Poodle0
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