Whens an orange not an orange???

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  • farmergiles
    farmergiles Registered Posts: 1,693
    Does that mean we'll be back to courgettes and cucumbers?
  • Diannew
    Diannew Registered Posts: 2,814
    PAMDILL wrote: »
    You have misunderstood, my answer to when is an orange not an orange is when it is a bell.

    Bells peel!!

    Sorry...........I am a bit slow...please explain when you have sorted out your paperclip issue:lol:
  • A-Vic
    A-Vic Registered Posts: 6,970
    Diannew wrote: »
    Sorry...........I am a bit slow...please explain when you have sorted out your paperclip issue:lol:


    Turn my back for a min and look what happens to my perfectly normal thread HA :lol::lol::lol::lol:
  • Diannew
    Diannew Registered Posts: 2,814
    A-Vic wrote: »
    Turn my back for a min and look what happens to my perfectly normal thread HA :lol::lol::lol::lol:

    I know.........Sorry...:001_tt2:
  • CJC
    CJC Registered Posts: 1,657
    Ahh, the old green paperclip. That remindedme I still had this sitting around. Not my finest design moment but suitably silly.
  • A-Vic
    A-Vic Registered Posts: 6,970
    wow cjc that has to be the most coolest paperclip i have ever seen where could i get one of those :001_tt2:
  • CJC
    CJC Registered Posts: 1,657
    You'll have to ask Baggybooks - I believe they were a strictly limited item though. Beware, I have heard that there are fakes being offered on ebay.
  • Diannew
    Diannew Registered Posts: 2,814
    CJC wrote: »
    Ahh, the old green paperclip. That remindedme I still had this sitting around. Not my finest design moment but suitably silly.


    What about the courgett...hope you haven't still got that sitting around....:001_tt2:
  • CJC
    CJC Registered Posts: 1,657
    I let Farmer G have that along with a couple of Brussels sprouts :001_tongue:
  • Diannew
    Diannew Registered Posts: 2,814
    CJC wrote: »
    I let Farmer G have that along with a couple of Brussels sprouts :001_tongue:

    Didnt' he have enough of his own..being a farmer and all that:001_tt2:
  • Esme
    Esme Registered Posts: 711
    Soo- Flay???
  • A-Vic
    A-Vic Registered Posts: 6,970
    Bit of a funny included :) hehe

    Tickle Me Elmo:

    There is a factory in Northern Minnesota which makes
    The Tickle Me Elmo toys. The toy laughs when you tickle
    It under the arms.

    Well, Lena is hired at The Tickle Me Elmo factory and
    She reports for her first day promptly at 8:00 AM.

    The next day at 8:45 AM there is a knock at the
    Personnel Manager's door. The Foreman throws
    Open the door and begins to rant about the new
    Employee.

    He complains that she is incredibly slow and the whole
    Line is backing up, putting the entire production line
    Behind schedule.

    The Personnel Manager decides he should see this for
    Himself, so the 2 men march down to the factory floor.
    When they get there the line is so backed up that there
    Are Tickle Me Elmo's all over the factory floor and they're
    Really beginning to pile up.

    At the end of the line stands Lena surrounded by mountains
    Of Tickle Me Elmo's. She has a roll of plush
    Red fabric and a huge bag of small marbles.

    The 2 men watch in amazement as she cuts a little piece
    Of fabric, wraps it around two marbles and begins to
    Carefully sew the little package between Elmo's legs.

    The Personnel Manager bursts into laughter.
    After several minutes of hysterics he pulls himself
    Together and approaches Lena ..

    'I'm sorry,' he says to her, barely able to keep a straight
    face,
    'but I think you misunderstood the instructions I gave you
    Yesterday...'

    'Your job is to give Elmo two test tickles.
  • Diannew
    Diannew Registered Posts: 2,814
    Lol !!! Very funny sent me home with a big Smile on my face..Thank you
  • A-Vic
    A-Vic Registered Posts: 6,970
    Hehe
  • A-Vic
    A-Vic Registered Posts: 6,970
    Morning
  • CJC
    CJC Registered Posts: 1,657
    When is an orange not an orange?
    When it's ajar?
    :001_unsure:

    Morning.
  • A-Vic
    A-Vic Registered Posts: 6,970
    Fact:

    Orange is the only word in the english language that does not ryhme with anything
  • Diannew
    Diannew Registered Posts: 2,814
    A-Vic wrote: »
    Fact:

    Orange is the only word in the english language that does not ryhme with anything

    Morning...:001_tt2:

    What great knowledge you have.......:lol:

    But did you know it is both a noun and an adjetive and derives from india......


    Phew..............:lol:
  • A-Vic
    A-Vic Registered Posts: 6,970
    Diannew wrote: »
    Morning...:001_tt2:

    What great knowledge you have.......:lol:

    But did you know it is both a noun and an adjetive and derives from india......


    Phew..............:lol:


    OOOO and did you know you can eat and drink it too narrrrr lol
  • A-Vic
    A-Vic Registered Posts: 6,970
    CJC wrote: »
    When is an orange not an orange?
    When it's ajar?
    :001_unsure:

    Morning.

    Whens a door not a door??

    When its ajar also lol
  • CJC
    CJC Registered Posts: 1,657
    While climbing up Mt. Blorange,
    I stopped and ate an orange.

    :001_tongue:
  • mark130273
    mark130273 Registered Posts: 4,234
    what orange and lives in the jungle ??


    a orangatang !

    alright that was awful ?

    but like someone said at the start ? im bored too ?:thumbup:
  • A-Vic
    A-Vic Registered Posts: 6,970
    mark130273 wrote: »
    what orange and lives in the jungle ??


    a orangatang !

    alright that was awful ?

    but like someone said at the start ? im bored too ?:thumbup:


    :lol:
  • Diannew
    Diannew Registered Posts: 2,814
    CJC wrote: »
    While climbing up Mt. Blorange,
    I stopped and ate an orange.

    :001_tongue:

    What did you eat comming down................
  • Diannew
    Diannew Registered Posts: 2,814
    A-Vic wrote: »
    :lol:

    Girafforange,elephanorange,,and all other members of the orange family.......:001_tt2::lol:
  • CJC
    CJC Registered Posts: 1,657
    When coming down Mt Blorange,
    With the sheer slopes I did grapple.
    I could not face another orange,
    So instead I had a pear.

    :tongue_smilie:
  • A-Vic
    A-Vic Registered Posts: 6,970
    CJC wrote: »
    When coming down Mt Blorange,
    With the sheer slopes I did grapple.
    I could not face another orange,
    So instead I had a pear.

    :tongue_smilie:

    wow you dont eat much. Once i ate an apple and orange while waiting for tea to be ready hehe
  • Diannew
    Diannew Registered Posts: 2,814
    CJC wrote: »
    When coming down Mt Blorange,
    With the sheer slopes I did grapple.
    I could not face another orange,
    So instead I had a pear.

    :tongue_smilie:


    Tut Tut.where are your five a day.....you will never make it up another mountain withought building up your strength........:001_tt2:
  • Diannew
    Diannew Registered Posts: 2,814
    A-Vic wrote: »
    wow you dont eat much. Once i ate an apple and orange while waiting for tea to be ready hehe


    I have had to eat my lunch three times to day.........to keep up with the time changes on the forum...........:001_tt2:
  • Poodle
    Poodle Registered Posts: 711
    All that fruit, windy on the mountains was it C?

    Poodle
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