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mark130273
mark130273 Registered Posts: 4,234 Beyond epic contributor ๐Ÿง™โ€โ™‚๏ธ
So does anyone know or would like to try and find out ? what would the accountancy fee for the transfer of ยฃ108,000,000 kaka to man city ???

and for the tax bill ??

bet you the accountants at man city are just laughing the a*ses off ??

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  • Esme
    Esme Registered Posts: 711 Epic contributor ๐Ÿ˜
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    I bet the tax man is laughing after the deductions from his 260,000 a week salary!!
  • mark130273
    mark130273 Registered Posts: 4,234 Beyond epic contributor ๐Ÿง™โ€โ™‚๏ธ
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    that just his take home pay thou ?

    so his pay mus tbe upwards of ยฃ350,000 ?

    nearly as much as me ?lol
  • Esme
    Esme Registered Posts: 711 Epic contributor ๐Ÿ˜
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    Really?? Do you think? I though his gross pay was 260,000? If that's the net then that's even more shocking!!
  • Paul24
    Paul24 Registered Posts: 578 Epic contributor ๐Ÿ˜
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    Esme wrote: ยป
    Really?? Do you think? I though his gross pay was 260,000? If that's the net then that's even more shocking!!

    According to lunch time news, the fee is now upwards of ยฃ100m, with a salary in the region of ยฃ500k a week!
  • A-Vic
    A-Vic Registered Posts: 6,970 Beyond epic contributor ๐Ÿง™โ€โ™‚๏ธ
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    Sad fact that his NI bill prob triples my whole salary lol
  • A-Vic
    A-Vic Registered Posts: 6,970 Beyond epic contributor ๐Ÿง™โ€โ™‚๏ธ
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    Based on no cumc paye and if he started this week with no P45 his tax alone would be

    ready for it


    199819.35

    NI ee 5065.45
    NI er 63986.56

    sorry its friday and 3.30 cant come fast enough
  • mark130273
    mark130273 Registered Posts: 4,234 Beyond epic contributor ๐Ÿง™โ€โ™‚๏ธ
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    why are you on that much ?a-vic
  • mark130273
    mark130273 Registered Posts: 4,234 Beyond epic contributor ๐Ÿง™โ€โ™‚๏ธ
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    :tongue_smilie:and you have far to much time on your hands if you worked all that out "a-vic"

    :thumbup:
  • Diannew
    Diannew Registered Posts: 2,814 Beyond epic contributor ๐Ÿง™โ€โ™‚๏ธ
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    Come On LIVERPOOL.....for tonight

    This might spark a bit of life into everyone...................LOL
  • CJC
    CJC Registered Posts: 1,657 Beyond epic contributor ๐Ÿง™โ€โ™‚๏ธ
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    I don't really have an interest in what's happening at that end of the table and not likely to anytime soon.
  • Paul24
    Paul24 Registered Posts: 578 Epic contributor ๐Ÿ˜
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    Thats because your a Baggie Chris :-)
  • Diannew
    Diannew Registered Posts: 2,814 Beyond epic contributor ๐Ÿง™โ€โ™‚๏ธ
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    Paul24 wrote: ยป
    Thats because your a Baggie Chris :-)


    Please enlighten...................Baggie?:lol:
  • Paul24
    Paul24 Registered Posts: 578 Epic contributor ๐Ÿ˜
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    Deep breath

    West Brom fan

    there you made me say it!! Urgh
  • Diannew
    Diannew Registered Posts: 2,814 Beyond epic contributor ๐Ÿง™โ€โ™‚๏ธ
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    Paul24 wrote: ยป
    Deep breath

    West Brom fan

    there you made me say it!! Urgh

    Yuk..sorry!!! Surely that is not as bad as a LIverpool Fan sying Man United...well that's how it is in my house:lol:
  • CJC
    CJC Registered Posts: 1,657 Beyond epic contributor ๐Ÿง™โ€โ™‚๏ธ
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    Just when I'd achieved some measure of acceptance of us going down they go and give me hope we'll stay up. And as the country's most famous Baggie, Adrian Chiles says, it's the hope that kills you!
  • CJC
    CJC Registered Posts: 1,657 Beyond epic contributor ๐Ÿง™โ€โ™‚๏ธ
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    And whaddaya mean 'Yuk'???
  • mark130273
    mark130273 Registered Posts: 4,234 Beyond epic contributor ๐Ÿง™โ€โ™‚๏ธ
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    baggies are down anyway. so doesnt matter. just make sure they score next week ?
  • A-Vic
    A-Vic Registered Posts: 6,970 Beyond epic contributor ๐Ÿง™โ€โ™‚๏ธ
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    why are you on that much ?a-vic

    more like why am i calling myself a trainee acounts assistant i know nothing lol i wish i was on that much lol
  • mark130273
    mark130273 Registered Posts: 4,234 Beyond epic contributor ๐Ÿง™โ€โ™‚๏ธ
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    like me then . but im a trainee accountant......not that the pay is better without the assistant part?lol
  • LondonMatt
    LondonMatt Registered Posts: 1,110 Beyond epic contributor ๐Ÿง™โ€โ™‚๏ธ
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    Hahahaha, Man City makes me laugh. They have Robiniho for ยฃ30m, they want Kaka for ยฃ108 million and who do they think is the one man to complete this divine trinity.....Craig Bellamy :ohmy:

    Craig F***ing BELLAMY!

    :lol::lol::lol::lol:
  • Cullen
    Cullen Registered Posts: 592 Epic contributor ๐Ÿ˜
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    I think you mean HAD Robiniho
  • Paul24
    Paul24 Registered Posts: 578 Epic contributor ๐Ÿ˜
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    CJC wrote: ยป
    And whaddaya mean 'Yuk'???

    We've been through this before Chris :-)

    And surely that **** Frank Skinner is the most famous Baggies fan?
  • Toffeemadblue
    Toffeemadblue Registered Posts: 102 Dedicated contributor ๐Ÿฆ‰
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    Tiny

    What price Tiny Tim then, outjumping all the Seven footers.
    COYB FTRS
  • blobbyh
    blobbyh Registered Posts: 2,415 Beyond epic contributor ๐Ÿง™โ€โ™‚๏ธ
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    Kind of says a lot for life in Manchester doesn't it when you're willing to forego ยฃ72m in extra wages over four years NOT to live there?!
  • mark130273
    mark130273 Registered Posts: 4,234 Beyond epic contributor ๐Ÿง™โ€โ™‚๏ธ
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    ahhh such a shame the deal fell through..........

    think i could find a lot more players to buy for 107 mill than just one.....

    could buy 8 craig f*cking bellemy's !!!!!

    or 3 1/2 wayne rooneys !!!! which one would i rather go for ??ermm... let me think !!! tough decision !!
  • blobbyh
    blobbyh Registered Posts: 2,415 Beyond epic contributor ๐Ÿง™โ€โ™‚๏ธ
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    For ยฃ107m you could have bought almost 28% of Woolworths with around 7,290 employees. With that many people at your disposal you'd have been bound to find at least 11 people better skilled at football than the current Manchester City first team...
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