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Paul24
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My mates just text me to say he has come down with 'Swine Flu' Apparently he came out in rashers! :thumbup:
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  • LondonMatt
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    :laugh:
  • Pigpen
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    "The only known cure for Swine Flu has been found to be the liberal application of oinkment."
  • SeanyBoy
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    Paul24 wrote: »
    My mates just text me to say he has come down with 'Swine Flu' Apparently he came out in rashers! :thumbup:

    Funny that cos my mate said he had swine flu, i reckon he is telling porkies though.
  • Pigpen
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    Consumers are being warned that swine flu is causing pig queues outside farmacies.

    hahaha :laugh::lol:
  • Diannew
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    SeanyBoy wrote: »
    Funny that cos my mate said he had swine flu, i reckon he is telling porkies though.

    Is that the one that lives in a pig stye!!!!
  • Diannew
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    Pigpen wrote: »
    Consumers are being warned that swine flu is causing pig queues outside farmacies.

    hahaha :laugh::lol:

    The best cure is eating up all the crust's on your bread......side affect though is a curly tail:lol::lol:
  • Pigpen
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    How did the pig go on holiday?


    The swine flu!
  • Diannew
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    Pigpen wrote: »
    How did the pig go on holiday?


    The swine flu!

    What snack do pigs eat !!!! Pigletts:lol::lol:

    Can this go on:lol::lol:
  • SeanyBoy
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    Im a bit worried about LondonMatt, we was out having a drink and after getting a bit drunk he ended up going home with a pig!
  • Pigpen
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    I went to the doctors cos I thought I had swine flu symptoms

    Its ok tho, it was just crackling in my ear
  • Diannew
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    Pigpen wrote: »
    I went to the doctors cos I thought I had swine flu symptoms

    Its ok tho, it was just crackling in my ear

    :lol::lol::lol:

    Did he tell you to go home and not be a Boar (think that is a male pig...makes sense actually..Boar):lol::lol:
  • Diannew
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    SeanyBoy wrote: »
    Im a bit worried about LondonMatt, we was out having a drink and after getting a bit drunk he ended up going home with a pig!

    He wants to be carefull all that booze he will end up with a Pot Belly!!
  • CJC
    CJC Registered Posts: 1,657 Beyond epic contributor 🧙‍♂️
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    I though you got a pot belly from smoking dope - it's the munchies that do it.
  • Diannew
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    CJC wrote: »
    I though you got a pot belly from smoking dope - it's the munchies that do it.

    :lol::lol:

    There has to be a joke in there somewhere:lol::lol:
  • LondonMatt
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    SeanyBoy wrote: »
    Im a bit worried about LondonMatt, we was out having a drink and after getting a bit drunk he ended up going home with a pig!

    That’s no way to speak about your mum
  • LondonMatt
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    Pigpen wrote: »
    "The only known cure for Swine Flu has been found to be the liberal application of oinkment."

    That's a load of hogwash....
  • SeanyBoy
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    LondonMatt wrote: »
    That’s no way to speak about your mum

    always back to the mum insults. GROW UP MATTY!!
  • Diannew
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    SeanyBoy wrote: »
    always back to the mum insults. GROW UP MATTY!!

    What do you call a pig with 3 eyes............PIIIG:lol::lol: How sad is that:lol::lol:

    Scrapping the barrel now:lol:
  • LondonMatt
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    SeanyBoy wrote: »
    always back to the mum insults. GROW UP MATTY!!

    You the one who suggested I pulled a pig!

    So no, I will not grow up…..

    Your mum is so fat she was floating in the ocean and Spain claimed her for then new world

    :001_tongue:
  • Cullen
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    I didn't know Seany's mum was American.
  • Diannew
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    LondonMatt wrote: »
    You the one who suggested I pulled a pig!

    So no, I will not grow up…..

    Your mum is so fat she was floating in the ocean and Spain claimed her for then new world

    :001_tongue:

    Stop being pig ignorant and insulting his Mum...that is not nice Matty!!
  • LondonMatt
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    Cullen wrote: »
    I didn't know Seany's mum was American.

    Puerto Rico, I believe
  • Diannew
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    Cullen wrote: »
    I didn't know Seany's mum was American.

    Surley being his father you should Know!!!
  • SeanyBoy
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    LondonMatt wrote: »
    You the one who suggested I pulled a pig!

    So no, I will not grow up…..

    Your mum is so fat she was floating in the ocean and Spain claimed her for then new world

    :001_tongue:

    yoor mum is so fat she needs a watch on each wrist cos shes in 2 different time zones!
  • LondonMatt
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    SeanyBoy wrote: »
    yoor mum is so fat she needs a watch on each wrist cos shes in 2 different time zones!

    Your mum is so fat you need to roll over twice to get off her :laugh:
  • Diannew
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    SeanyBoy wrote: »
    yoor mum is so fat she needs a watch on each wrist cos shes in 2 different time zones!

    Will you two get a room!!!! every thread end's up with you bickering like teenage lovers:lol::lol::lol:
  • SeanyBoy
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    LondonMatt wrote: »
    Your mum is so fat you need to roll over twice to get off her :laugh:

    your mum is so fat she had to get baptised in sea world
  • Cullen
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    Am I your father, Seany????

    I never knew any Puerto Rican ladies.......even fat ones
  • SeanyBoy
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    Cullen wrote: »
    Am I your father, Seany????

    I never knew any Puerto Rican ladies.......even fat ones

    your mums so stupid she studies for a dope test
  • Cullen
    Cullen Registered Posts: 592 Epic contributor 🐘
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    Don't talk about grannie like that
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