Sqine Flu
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Matts mum is so stupid she took a ruler to bed to measure how long she slept..0
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Well...how long did she sleep?0
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Anyway back to the pigs. I just read on itv.com that some of them are going to appear on Britain's got talent this Saturday. They are going to do a dance from Swine Lake.:001_tt2:0
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LondonMatt wrote: »7 foot 3 inches.....she's a heavy sleeper and has a rather big ruler
:huh:
And no. I don't know what that means either :confused1:
She would make a fortune if she put that ruler up for sale on ebay
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You're beginning to boar me now :001_unsure:LondonMatt wrote: »Ah, don't be sower......sow-er......sour....get it? :confused1:
Nah, I made a pig's ear of that joke didn't I.....0 -
I am beginning to regret having started this thread0
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We've got swine flu here now, a girl in Paignton is ill and a colleagues daughter goes to the same school as her, and the colleague sits next to me! :ohmy:0
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Quickly runs away so as not to catch anything from Gem :001_tongue:0
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On a serious note, I havent read too much into this, but am I ok to keep eating pork belly and black pud?
Is it just passed through the air?0 -
No you won't catch it from eating bits of pig.0
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They are changing guards at Buckingham Palace
Christopher Robyn went down with Alice
Alice is crying all over the town
Just because Piglet's been put down
Flu virus....0 -
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LondonMatt wrote: »Yes, these pigs flu, can fly...
I'm a little bit ashamed of posting that joke.....
So you should be go stand in the corner and hang your head in shame0 -
Okay, I'll go stand in the corner…..I'll flash SOS signals until someone forgives me0
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My God, what is that light flashing and blinding me?
Oh it's morse....
I AM SO SORRY STOP PLEASE FORGIVE ME STOP I NEED TO DO PEE PEE STOP
For God's sake let him free. He is only a weak bladdered corn merchant.0 -
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Oh well done there, Dianne. Top marks!!0
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No I wasn't being sarcastic, Dianne.
I am very hurt that you think of me in such negative terms.
I thought your response was witty and relevant and made me laugh.
I'm slinking off now feeling misunderstood and that no one understands me.
No...No... you have said enough. Just leave me........(sobs and walks slowly away, head down, slightly staggering...(oops no that was the three pints of barley wine...)0 -
No I wasn't being sarcastic, Dianne.
I am very hurt that you think of me in such negative terms.
I thought your response was witty and relevant and made me laugh.
I'm slinking off now feeling misunderstood and that no one understands me.
No...No... you have said enough. Just leave me........(sobs and walks slowly away, head down, slightly staggering...(oops no that was the three pints of barley wine...)
Forgive me it has been a PIG of a day!!!:001_tt2:0 -
Look, there you go again with your swift repartee!!0
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