I have good news and bad....

LondonMatt
LondonMatt Registered Posts: 1,110 Beyond epic contributor 🧙‍♂️
Good news is I got a promotion! And a pay rise :thumbup:

Bad news (or good depending on how you look at it :001_unsure:) I'll have to change desks, which means I won't be able to regale you lot with my stick based jokes and my gangsta escapades :thumbdown:....not during the day anyway....

I'll actually have to - gulp - work during the day :crying:
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  • Cullen
    Cullen Registered Posts: 592 Epic contributor 🐘
    Oh no, that's terrible!

    I hope you did the manly thing and told them where to stick their promotion and their payrise?

    Remember what Oscar Wilde said:

    "Work is the curse of the drinking classes"
  • A-Vic
    A-Vic Registered Posts: 6,970 Beyond epic contributor 🧙‍♂️
    LondonMatt wrote: »
    Good news is I got a promotion! And a pay rise :thumbup:

    Bad news (or good depending on how you look at it :001_unsure:) I'll have to change desks, which means I won't be able to regale you lot with my stick based jokes and my gangsta escapades :thumbdown:....not during the day anyway....

    I'll actually have to - gulp - work during the day :crying:

    How rude how dare they ask you to work tut

    :lol::lol::lol: congrats anyway matt
  • Rachey
    Rachey Registered Posts: 589 Epic contributor 🐘
    But we'd only just become friends :crying:

    Maybe i should start doing some work too...???

    Second thoughts :lol:

    Really pleased for you!
  • LondonMatt
    LondonMatt Registered Posts: 1,110 Beyond epic contributor 🧙‍♂️
    Cullen wrote: »
    "Work is the curse of the drinking classes"

    :laugh:

    love that quote
  • jilt
    jilt Registered Posts: 2,903 Beyond epic contributor 🧙‍♂️
    Congratulations on your promotion and pay rise! No jokes and gangasta escapades :w00t: you'll just have to make up for it in the evenings.
  • LondonMatt
    LondonMatt Registered Posts: 1,110 Beyond epic contributor 🧙‍♂️
    Rachey wrote: »
    But we'd only just become friends :crying:
    I know….its not you, it's me….I just need some space is all! :crying:

    Be strong Rachey, you're a lovely poster, you'll meet someone soon! Someone who deserves you…..there are plenty more fish in the sea……BE STRONG!!

    :laugh:
  • LondonMatt
    LondonMatt Registered Posts: 1,110 Beyond epic contributor 🧙‍♂️
    jilt wrote: »
    Congratulations on your promotion and pay rise! No jokes and gangasta escapades :w00t: you'll just have to make up for it in the evenings.

    I'll bring the wine, you bring the whip :tongue_smilie:
  • steveJ
    steveJ Registered Posts: 694 Epic contributor 🐘
    Promotion ! More money ! How dare they ...

    Tell 'em right away that you want your old desk and free reign of the internet connection.

    Bloody rewarding bosses...what next, company car ?

    Anyways Gd Luck to ya mate...

    Well done

    :thumbup1:
  • SeanyBoy
    SeanyBoy Registered Posts: 553 Epic contributor 🐘
    Probably most affected by this news is me.....

    My arch nemesis is being forced to retire from his reign of terror...

    (i see me like austin powers and you like dr. evil)

    with great reluctance i wish you all the best!! :001_unsure:
  • LondonMatt
    LondonMatt Registered Posts: 1,110 Beyond epic contributor 🧙‍♂️
    SeanyBoy wrote: »
    Probably most affected by this news is me.....

    My arch nemesis is being forced to retire from his reign of terror...

    (i see me like austin powers and you like dr. evil)

    with great reluctance i wish you all the best!! :001_unsure:

    Yeah baby!! I like you Seany, you have - what the French call - a certain 'I-don't-know-what'

    :001_smile:
  • A-Vic
    A-Vic Registered Posts: 6,970 Beyond epic contributor 🧙‍♂️
    LondonMatt wrote: »
    Yeah baby!! I like you Seany, you have - what the French call - a certain 'I-don't-know-what'

    :001_smile:

    Awww bless is it buy a hat time :lol:
  • SeanyBoy
    SeanyBoy Registered Posts: 553 Epic contributor 🐘
    LondonMatt wrote: »
    Yeah baby!! I like you Seany, you have - what the French call - a certain 'I-don't-know-what'

    :001_smile:

    :001_wub: I knew you liked me!!! all this time i just knew you liked me!! :laugh:
  • LondonMatt
    LondonMatt Registered Posts: 1,110 Beyond epic contributor 🧙‍♂️
    SeanyBoy wrote: »
    :001_wub: I knew you liked me!!! all this time i just knew you liked me!! :laugh:

    Did I say Seanyboy? Oh, I'm sorry I meant ShaunyBoy :001_tt2:
  • Diannew
    Diannew Registered Posts: 2,814 Beyond epic contributor 🧙‍♂️
    SeanyBoy wrote: »
    :001_wub: I knew you liked me!!! all this time i just knew you liked me!! :laugh:

    I always did say you two needed to get a room:lol::lol:

    How sad.....my day's will not be the same withought you.....and we will leave it for atleast a week before we diss your memory and look for a new great looking gangster to take your place............................:crying::crying:

    Sob's quietly in to silk sock......that will never be washed again!!:001_wub::001_wub:

    Well done !!!
  • LondonMatt
    LondonMatt Registered Posts: 1,110 Beyond epic contributor 🧙‍♂️
    What do you say Dianne, give me one last belly dance? For old times sake :001_wub:
  • Diannew
    Diannew Registered Posts: 2,814 Beyond epic contributor 🧙‍♂️
    LondonMatt wrote: »
    What do you say Dianne, give me one last belly dance? For old times sake :001_wub:


    Of course...then I will never Belly dance again for any one as long as I shall be a Moll......I am sure Jilt will join me in the last dance:crying::crying:
  • sarahwilson
    sarahwilson Registered Posts: 567 Epic contributor 🐘
    Well done Matt and bad luck on the work thing, t'is no good:laugh:
  • jilt
    jilt Registered Posts: 2,903 Beyond epic contributor 🧙‍♂️
    Diannew wrote: »
    Of course...then I will never Belly dance again for any one as long as I shall be a Moll......I am sure Jilt will join me in the last dance:crying::crying:

    Certainly Di, let it take place where the old shed once stood, in memory of the gnomes and blue painted men :mellow:
  • LondonMatt
    LondonMatt Registered Posts: 1,110 Beyond epic contributor 🧙‍♂️
    jilt wrote: »
    Certainly Di, let it take place where the old shed once stood, in memory of the gnomes and blue painted men :mellow:

    Ah yes, me, Dianne, Jilt…..painted blue, shaven headed, weaking silk ex-soviet socks, belly dancing…..the gnomes watching, the sounds of Vietnam in the background….those were the days…..we lived like kings! LIKE KINGS, I TELL YA!!
  • SeanyBoy
    SeanyBoy Registered Posts: 553 Epic contributor 🐘
    jilt wrote: »
    Certainly Di, let it take place where the old shed once stood, in memory of the gnomes and blue painted men :mellow:

    i will even paint myself blue in memory of a fallen soldier...
  • Diannew
    Diannew Registered Posts: 2,814 Beyond epic contributor 🧙‍♂️
    LondonMatt wrote: »
    Ah yes, me, Dianne, Jilt…..painted blue, shaven headed, weaking silk ex-soviet socks, belly dancing…..the gnomes watching, the sounds of Vietnam in the background….those were the days…..we lived like kings! LIKE KINGS, I TELL YA!!

    And Queen's occassionally if I remember:lol::lol:
  • Diannew
    Diannew Registered Posts: 2,814 Beyond epic contributor 🧙‍♂️
    SeanyBoy wrote: »
    i will even paint myself blue in memory of a fallen soldier...

    Oh bless!!!! the things you do for love:lol::lol:

    Just think Seany your wildest dreams will have come true...you alone with all the molls........you had better spruce up the basement.....and get the champa's in again...it is just so sad that the departing of a sole mate has brought us all together...where is thy Papa Cullen...........does he know he is loosing a son:crying:
  • LondonMatt
    LondonMatt Registered Posts: 1,110 Beyond epic contributor 🧙‍♂️
    Diannew wrote: »
    And Queen's occassionally if I remember:lol::lol:
    Well, you'd have to ask FG and Seany about that...
  • Diannew
    Diannew Registered Posts: 2,814 Beyond epic contributor 🧙‍♂️
    LondonMatt wrote: »
    Well, you'd have to ask FG and Seany about that...

    Oh the memories you will have to take with you to that desk...far away from the world of the gangland....you have been blessed these last few months...how will you cope withought us:lol::lol:
  • Cullen
    Cullen Registered Posts: 592 Epic contributor 🐘
    I'm here.

    Yes losing a child is a terrible pain, and to real work too. It's a good job his mother isn't around to suffer the shame (she legged it right after he was born when the midwife slapped her....or should this be on the corny jokes thread?)
  • Diannew
    Diannew Registered Posts: 2,814 Beyond epic contributor 🧙‍♂️
    Cullen wrote: »
    I'm here.

    Yes losing a child is a terrible pain, and to real work too. It's a good job his mother isn't around to suffer the shame (she legged it right after he was born when the midwife slapped her....or should this be on the corny jokes thread?)


    It is difficult to differenciate(core big word):lol:between the corny jokes thread and every other one that gets started on the chat thread lately:lol::lol:

    I feel your pain........................but it will get easier and you do still have another son.
  • CJC
    CJC Registered Posts: 1,657 Beyond epic contributor 🧙‍♂️
    So, what was the bad news?
  • LondonMatt
    LondonMatt Registered Posts: 1,110 Beyond epic contributor 🧙‍♂️
    CJC wrote: »
    So, what was the bad news?

    My new desk will be across from yours :ohmy:
  • SeanyBoy
    SeanyBoy Registered Posts: 553 Epic contributor 🐘
    LondonMatt wrote: »
    My new desk will be across from yours :ohmy:

    ooooooooooooooooooooooh the scandal!!!
  • mark130273
    mark130273 Registered Posts: 4,234 Beyond epic contributor 🧙‍♂️
    i couldnt see no BAD news anyway !
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