I have good news and bad....

LondonMattLondonMatt Experienced MentorRegistered Posts: 1,110
Good news is I got a promotion! And a pay rise :thumbup:

Bad news (or good depending on how you look at it :001_unsure:) I'll have to change desks, which means I won't be able to regale you lot with my stick based jokes and my gangsta escapades :thumbdown:....not during the day anyway....

I'll actually have to - gulp - work during the day :crying:
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  • CullenCullen Experienced Mentor Registered Posts: 592
    Oh no, that's terrible!

    I hope you did the manly thing and told them where to stick their promotion and their payrise?

    Remember what Oscar Wilde said:

    "Work is the curse of the drinking classes"
  • A-VicA-Vic Expertise Guaranteed Registered Posts: 6,970
    LondonMatt wrote: »
    Good news is I got a promotion! And a pay rise :thumbup:

    Bad news (or good depending on how you look at it :001_unsure:) I'll have to change desks, which means I won't be able to regale you lot with my stick based jokes and my gangsta escapades :thumbdown:....not during the day anyway....

    I'll actually have to - gulp - work during the day :crying:

    How rude how dare they ask you to work tut

    :lol::lol::lol: congrats anyway matt
  • RacheyRachey Experienced Mentor Registered Posts: 589
    But we'd only just become friends :crying:

    Maybe i should start doing some work too...???

    Second thoughts :lol:

    Really pleased for you!
  • LondonMattLondonMatt Experienced Mentor Registered Posts: 1,110
    Cullen wrote: »
    "Work is the curse of the drinking classes"

    :laugh:

    love that quote
  • jiltjilt Font Of All Knowledge Registered Posts: 2,903
    Congratulations on your promotion and pay rise! No jokes and gangasta escapades :w00t: you'll just have to make up for it in the evenings.
  • LondonMattLondonMatt Experienced Mentor Registered Posts: 1,110
    Rachey wrote: »
    But we'd only just become friends :crying:
    I know….its not you, it's me….I just need some space is all! :crying:

    Be strong Rachey, you're a lovely poster, you'll meet someone soon! Someone who deserves you…..there are plenty more fish in the sea……BE STRONG!!

    :laugh:
  • LondonMattLondonMatt Experienced Mentor Registered Posts: 1,110
    jilt wrote: »
    Congratulations on your promotion and pay rise! No jokes and gangasta escapades :w00t: you'll just have to make up for it in the evenings.

    I'll bring the wine, you bring the whip :tongue_smilie:
  • steveJsteveJ Experienced Mentor Registered Posts: 694
    Promotion ! More money ! How dare they ...

    Tell 'em right away that you want your old desk and free reign of the internet connection.

    Bloody rewarding bosses...what next, company car ?

    Anyways Gd Luck to ya mate...

    Well done

    :thumbup1:
  • SeanyBoySeanyBoy Experienced Mentor Registered Posts: 553
    Probably most affected by this news is me.....

    My arch nemesis is being forced to retire from his reign of terror...

    (i see me like austin powers and you like dr. evil)

    with great reluctance i wish you all the best!! :001_unsure:
  • LondonMattLondonMatt Experienced Mentor Registered Posts: 1,110
    SeanyBoy wrote: »
    Probably most affected by this news is me.....

    My arch nemesis is being forced to retire from his reign of terror...

    (i see me like austin powers and you like dr. evil)

    with great reluctance i wish you all the best!! :001_unsure:

    Yeah baby!! I like you Seany, you have - what the French call - a certain 'I-don't-know-what'

    :001_smile:
  • A-VicA-Vic Expertise Guaranteed Registered Posts: 6,970
    LondonMatt wrote: »
    Yeah baby!! I like you Seany, you have - what the French call - a certain 'I-don't-know-what'

    :001_smile:

    Awww bless is it buy a hat time :lol:
  • SeanyBoySeanyBoy Experienced Mentor Registered Posts: 553
    LondonMatt wrote: »
    Yeah baby!! I like you Seany, you have - what the French call - a certain 'I-don't-know-what'

    :001_smile:

    :001_wub: I knew you liked me!!! all this time i just knew you liked me!! :laugh:
  • LondonMattLondonMatt Experienced Mentor Registered Posts: 1,110
    SeanyBoy wrote: »
    :001_wub: I knew you liked me!!! all this time i just knew you liked me!! :laugh:

    Did I say Seanyboy? Oh, I'm sorry I meant ShaunyBoy :001_tt2:
  • DiannewDiannew Font Of All Knowledge Registered Posts: 2,814
    SeanyBoy wrote: »
    :001_wub: I knew you liked me!!! all this time i just knew you liked me!! :laugh:

    I always did say you two needed to get a room:lol::lol:

    How sad.....my day's will not be the same withought you.....and we will leave it for atleast a week before we diss your memory and look for a new great looking gangster to take your place............................:crying::crying:

    Sob's quietly in to silk sock......that will never be washed again!!:001_wub::001_wub:

    Well done !!!
  • LondonMattLondonMatt Experienced Mentor Registered Posts: 1,110
    What do you say Dianne, give me one last belly dance? For old times sake :001_wub:
  • DiannewDiannew Font Of All Knowledge Registered Posts: 2,814
    LondonMatt wrote: »
    What do you say Dianne, give me one last belly dance? For old times sake :001_wub:


    Of course...then I will never Belly dance again for any one as long as I shall be a Moll......I am sure Jilt will join me in the last dance:crying::crying:
  • sarahwilsonsarahwilson Experienced Mentor Registered Posts: 567
    Well done Matt and bad luck on the work thing, t'is no good:laugh:
  • jiltjilt Font Of All Knowledge Registered Posts: 2,903
    Diannew wrote: »
    Of course...then I will never Belly dance again for any one as long as I shall be a Moll......I am sure Jilt will join me in the last dance:crying::crying:

    Certainly Di, let it take place where the old shed once stood, in memory of the gnomes and blue painted men :mellow:
  • LondonMattLondonMatt Experienced Mentor Registered Posts: 1,110
    jilt wrote: »
    Certainly Di, let it take place where the old shed once stood, in memory of the gnomes and blue painted men :mellow:

    Ah yes, me, Dianne, Jilt…..painted blue, shaven headed, weaking silk ex-soviet socks, belly dancing…..the gnomes watching, the sounds of Vietnam in the background….those were the days…..we lived like kings! LIKE KINGS, I TELL YA!!
  • SeanyBoySeanyBoy Experienced Mentor Registered Posts: 553
    jilt wrote: »
    Certainly Di, let it take place where the old shed once stood, in memory of the gnomes and blue painted men :mellow:

    i will even paint myself blue in memory of a fallen soldier...
  • DiannewDiannew Font Of All Knowledge Registered Posts: 2,814
    LondonMatt wrote: »
    Ah yes, me, Dianne, Jilt…..painted blue, shaven headed, weaking silk ex-soviet socks, belly dancing…..the gnomes watching, the sounds of Vietnam in the background….those were the days…..we lived like kings! LIKE KINGS, I TELL YA!!

    And Queen's occassionally if I remember:lol::lol:
  • DiannewDiannew Font Of All Knowledge Registered Posts: 2,814
    SeanyBoy wrote: »
    i will even paint myself blue in memory of a fallen soldier...

    Oh bless!!!! the things you do for love:lol::lol:

    Just think Seany your wildest dreams will have come true...you alone with all the molls........you had better spruce up the basement.....and get the champa's in again...it is just so sad that the departing of a sole mate has brought us all together...where is thy Papa Cullen...........does he know he is loosing a son:crying:
  • LondonMattLondonMatt Experienced Mentor Registered Posts: 1,110
    Diannew wrote: »
    And Queen's occassionally if I remember:lol::lol:
    Well, you'd have to ask FG and Seany about that...
  • DiannewDiannew Font Of All Knowledge Registered Posts: 2,814
    LondonMatt wrote: »
    Well, you'd have to ask FG and Seany about that...

    Oh the memories you will have to take with you to that desk...far away from the world of the gangland....you have been blessed these last few months...how will you cope withought us:lol::lol:
  • CullenCullen Experienced Mentor Registered Posts: 592
    I'm here.

    Yes losing a child is a terrible pain, and to real work too. It's a good job his mother isn't around to suffer the shame (she legged it right after he was born when the midwife slapped her....or should this be on the corny jokes thread?)
  • DiannewDiannew Font Of All Knowledge Registered Posts: 2,814
    Cullen wrote: »
    I'm here.

    Yes losing a child is a terrible pain, and to real work too. It's a good job his mother isn't around to suffer the shame (she legged it right after he was born when the midwife slapped her....or should this be on the corny jokes thread?)


    It is difficult to differenciate(core big word):lol:between the corny jokes thread and every other one that gets started on the chat thread lately:lol::lol:

    I feel your pain........................but it will get easier and you do still have another son.
  • CJCCJC Font Of All Knowledge Registered Posts: 1,657
    So, what was the bad news?
  • LondonMattLondonMatt Experienced Mentor Registered Posts: 1,110
    CJC wrote: »
    So, what was the bad news?

    My new desk will be across from yours :ohmy:
  • SeanyBoySeanyBoy Experienced Mentor Registered Posts: 553
    LondonMatt wrote: »
    My new desk will be across from yours :ohmy:

    ooooooooooooooooooooooh the scandal!!!
  • mark130273mark130273 Font Of All Knowledge Registered Posts: 4,234
    i couldnt see no BAD news anyway !
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