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More good news/bad news…..bad news; they've delayed my transfer to my new role until Wednesday at the earliest :thumbdown:
Good news; less work, more time on here :thumbup:….you lucky, lucky people0 -
LondonMatt wrote: »More good news/bad news…..bad news; they've delayed my transfer to my new role until Wednesday at the earliest :thumbdown:
Good news; less work, more time on here :thumbup:….you lucky, lucky people
Well can I have my leaving present back then
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LondonMatt wrote: »Wasn't your leaving present to me a belly dance? With Jilt?? :confused1: :tongue_smilie:
Not sure how I'd go about giving that back…….I could dance for you?
I do a pretty mean 'funky-chicken' dance if you want....
Aaahhh.....you remembered
A return dance would be fine.......but more in line with the full Monty film....rather than the funky chicken....come on Matt...like for like...jilt and I spent ages practicing our routine... 0 -
I could do the Full Monty…I certainly have the equipment for it :cool2:…..a thong, some quick release trousers and a pretty good Sheffield accent :thumbup:
I shall practice right away
*Heads down to the dole office to queue up*0 -
LondonMatt wrote: »I could do the Full Monty…I certainly have the equipment for it :cool2:…..a thong, some quick release trousers and a pretty good Sheffield accent :thumbup:
I shall practice right away
*Heads down to the dole office to queue up*
Heads down to dole office all excited 0 -
So Matt where are you? I nipped down to the dole office this afternnon and quickly rigged up CCTV but no sign of you as yet, you're not going to chicken out on us are you :001_unsure:0
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I'd offer to stand in for Matt but I couldn't afford to pay the compensation claims for the years of therapy that people who saw it would need to get over the trauma.0
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So Matt where are you? I nipped down to the dole office this afternnon and quickly rigged up CCTV but no sign of you as yet, you're not going to chicken out on us are you :001_unsure:
Ah Jilt, I went there this morning…sorry you missed it, but I think its for the best…..its bad luck to see the performer before the dance don't you know :001_tongue:
It'll make the dance more memorable/suprising/shocking when you see it now :tongue_smilie:0 -
I'd offer to stand in for Matt but I couldn't afford to pay the compensation claims for the years of therapy that people who saw it would need to get over the trauma.
Just make 'em sit in the second row and they won't be able to see anything when you take you thong off anyway....:001_tt2:0 -
I always have people sit in the second row but it's to prevent eye injuries.0
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My advice, Matt, never do anything you will regret.
I have got this awful gut feeling that the girls are going to discuss your, ahem, dance techniques for a long time on this forum.
Steady lad.0 -
I have nothing to be ashamed of but shame itself……..and my incredible knobbly knees :001_unsure:0
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Okay, ladies.....I've been practising my dancing.....
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How could any woman resist?0
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:001_tt1:Heaven. Come dance for me as well Matt, won't you please?
If ever I am down, I will just need to think of you and my day will be bright once again.
Could you do a private performance??:ohmy::001_smile:0 -
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No, not that one. I want a repeat of that special dance you gave me in those dark months at the start of the year after out split with Gem and the peppering of my backside incident by her boyfriend, Elmer...
Please??? Big kiss if you do:001_wub:0 -
Ah, there were sooooo many dances :001_wub:
Is this the one:
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Why on earth does that picture make me think of Basil Fawlty?!:confused1:0
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JC lived across from us....contantly peering out of his window into our room he was....he then stole it for some silly little show he used to do with a couple of other lazy college dropouts :001_rolleyes:
Students? Pah!0 -
LondonMatt wrote: »Okay, ladies.....I've been practising my dancing.....
Gosh...points for not dropping your tools!!!
But not on parr with the private dance that Jill and I performed in the garden shed....................
I take back my words Matt..........................loving the elephant LOL0 -
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Was a bit disapointed, couldn't see much of the elephant, what a tease? :tongue_smilie:0
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But unfortunately that hunk's trunk is about as much use as a bunk in a sunk junk to a drunk monk on skunk listening to crunk - ya big lunk!LondonMatt wrote: »Hey! That’s a load of bunk! The junk in this funky hunk's trunk is plenty….you little punk :001_tongue:0 -
LondonMatt wrote: »Hey! That’s a load of bunk! The junk in this funky hunk's trunk is plenty….you little punk :001_tongue:
oooooh.......sorry!! to touch on a sore trunk.......I can see you are very proud of your little friendly elephant....you must be the pride of the jungle
Shame about the ears 0
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