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  • LondonMattLondonMatt Experienced Mentor Registered Posts: 1,110
    More good news/bad news…..bad news; they've delayed my transfer to my new role until Wednesday at the earliest :thumbdown:

    Good news; less work, more time on here :thumbup:….you lucky, lucky people
  • DiannewDiannew Font Of All Knowledge Registered Posts: 2,814
    LondonMatt wrote: »
    More good news/bad news…..bad news; they've delayed my transfer to my new role until Wednesday at the earliest :thumbdown:

    Good news; less work, more time on here :thumbup:….you lucky, lucky people


    Well can I have my leaving present back then:lol::lol:
  • LondonMattLondonMatt Experienced Mentor Registered Posts: 1,110
    Diannew wrote: »
    Well can I have my leaving present back then:lol::lol:

    Wasn't your leaving present to me a belly dance? With Jilt?? :confused1: :tongue_smilie:

    Not sure how I'd go about giving that back…….I could dance for you?

    I do a pretty mean 'funky-chicken' dance if you want....
  • DiannewDiannew Font Of All Knowledge Registered Posts: 2,814
    LondonMatt wrote: »
    Wasn't your leaving present to me a belly dance? With Jilt?? :confused1: :tongue_smilie:

    Not sure how I'd go about giving that back…….I could dance for you?

    I do a pretty mean 'funky-chicken' dance if you want....

    Aaahhh.....you remembered:lol::lol:

    A return dance would be fine.......but more in line with the full Monty film....rather than the funky chicken....come on Matt...like for like...jilt and I spent ages practicing our routine...:lol::lol:
  • LondonMattLondonMatt Experienced Mentor Registered Posts: 1,110
    I could do the Full Monty…I certainly have the equipment for it :cool2:…..a thong, some quick release trousers and a pretty good Sheffield accent :thumbup:

    I shall practice right away

    *Heads down to the dole office to queue up*
  • DiannewDiannew Font Of All Knowledge Registered Posts: 2,814
    LondonMatt wrote: »
    I could do the Full Monty…I certainly have the equipment for it :cool2:…..a thong, some quick release trousers and a pretty good Sheffield accent :thumbup:

    I shall practice right away

    *Heads down to the dole office to queue up*

    Heads down to dole office all excited:lol::lol:
  • jiltjilt Font Of All Knowledge Registered Posts: 2,903
    So Matt where are you? I nipped down to the dole office this afternnon and quickly rigged up CCTV but no sign of you as yet, you're not going to chicken out on us are you :001_unsure:
  • CJCCJC Font Of All Knowledge Registered Posts: 1,657
    I'd offer to stand in for Matt but I couldn't afford to pay the compensation claims for the years of therapy that people who saw it would need to get over the trauma.
  • LondonMattLondonMatt Experienced Mentor Registered Posts: 1,110
    jilt wrote: »
    So Matt where are you? I nipped down to the dole office this afternnon and quickly rigged up CCTV but no sign of you as yet, you're not going to chicken out on us are you :001_unsure:

    Ah Jilt, I went there this morning…sorry you missed it, but I think its for the best…..its bad luck to see the performer before the dance don't you know :001_tongue:

    It'll make the dance more memorable/suprising/shocking when you see it now :tongue_smilie:
  • LondonMattLondonMatt Experienced Mentor Registered Posts: 1,110
    CJC wrote: »
    I'd offer to stand in for Matt but I couldn't afford to pay the compensation claims for the years of therapy that people who saw it would need to get over the trauma.

    Just make 'em sit in the second row and they won't be able to see anything when you take you thong off anyway....:001_tt2:
  • CJCCJC Font Of All Knowledge Registered Posts: 1,657
    I always have people sit in the second row but it's to prevent eye injuries.
  • LondonMattLondonMatt Experienced Mentor Registered Posts: 1,110
    CJC wrote: »
    I always have people sit in the second row but it's to prevent eye injuries.

    :laugh:

    Yeah, can't let them strain their eyes too much now can you
  • CullenCullen Experienced Mentor Registered Posts: 592
    My advice, Matt, never do anything you will regret.

    I have got this awful gut feeling that the girls are going to discuss your, ahem, dance techniques for a long time on this forum.

    Steady lad.
  • LondonMattLondonMatt Experienced Mentor Registered Posts: 1,110
    I have nothing to be ashamed of but shame itself……..and my incredible knobbly knees :001_unsure:
  • LondonMattLondonMatt Experienced Mentor Registered Posts: 1,110
    Okay, ladies.....I've been practising my dancing.....

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  • CJCCJC Font Of All Knowledge Registered Posts: 1,657
    How could any woman resist?
  • AdamRAdamR Experienced Mentor Registered Posts: 668
    :001_tt1:Heaven. Come dance for me as well Matt, won't you please?

    If ever I am down, I will just need to think of you and my day will be bright once again.

    Could you do a private performance??:ohmy::001_smile:
  • LondonMattLondonMatt Experienced Mentor Registered Posts: 1,110
    AdamR wrote: »
    :001_tt1:Heaven. Come dance for me as well Matt, won't you please?

    I have a different....err... 'dance' for lads....

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    Hope you like :thumbup:
  • AdamRAdamR Experienced Mentor Registered Posts: 668
    No, not that one. I want a repeat of that special dance you gave me in those dark months at the start of the year after out split with Gem and the peppering of my backside incident by her boyfriend, Elmer...

    Please??? Big kiss if you do:001_wub:
  • LondonMattLondonMatt Experienced Mentor Registered Posts: 1,110
    Ah, there were sooooo many dances :001_wub:

    Is this the one:

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  • AdamRAdamR Experienced Mentor Registered Posts: 668
    Why on earth does that picture make me think of Basil Fawlty?!:confused1:
  • LondonMattLondonMatt Experienced Mentor Registered Posts: 1,110
    JC lived across from us....contantly peering out of his window into our room he was....he then stole it for some silly little show he used to do with a couple of other lazy college dropouts :001_rolleyes:

    Students? Pah!
  • DiannewDiannew Font Of All Knowledge Registered Posts: 2,814
    LondonMatt wrote: »
    Okay, ladies.....I've been practising my dancing.....

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    Gosh...points for not dropping your tools!!!

    But not on parr with the private dance that Jill and I performed in the garden shed....................:lol::lol:

    I take back my words Matt..........................loving the elephant LOL
  • LondonMattLondonMatt Experienced Mentor Registered Posts: 1,110
    Diannew wrote: »
    I take back my words Matt..........................loving the elephant LOL

    I know....I have a pretty damn fine elephant :thumbup1:

    :laugh:
  • jiltjilt Font Of All Knowledge Registered Posts: 2,903
    Was a bit disapointed, couldn't see much of the elephant, what a tease? :tongue_smilie:
  • DiannewDiannew Font Of All Knowledge Registered Posts: 2,814
    jilt wrote: »
    Was a bit disapointed, couldn't see much of the elephant, what a tease? :tongue_smilie:

    May be he wasn't travelling far....thats' why he didn't pack much of a trunk:lol::lol:
  • LondonMattLondonMatt Experienced Mentor Registered Posts: 1,110
    Diannew wrote: »
    May be he wasn't travelling far....thats' why he didn't pack much of a trunk:lol::lol:
    Hey! That’s a load of bunk! The junk in this funky hunk's trunk is plenty….you little punk :001_tongue:
  • LondonMattLondonMatt Experienced Mentor Registered Posts: 1,110
    jilt wrote: »
    Was a bit disapointed, couldn't see much of the elephant, what a tease? :tongue_smilie:

    It was the biggest elephant I could find….
  • CJCCJC Font Of All Knowledge Registered Posts: 1,657
    LondonMatt wrote: »
    Hey! That’s a load of bunk! The junk in this funky hunk's trunk is plenty….you little punk :001_tongue:
    But unfortunately that hunk's trunk is about as much use as a bunk in a sunk junk to a drunk monk on skunk listening to crunk - ya big lunk!
  • DiannewDiannew Font Of All Knowledge Registered Posts: 2,814
    LondonMatt wrote: »
    Hey! That’s a load of bunk! The junk in this funky hunk's trunk is plenty….you little punk :001_tongue:

    oooooh.......sorry!! to touch on a sore trunk.......I can see you are very proud of your little friendly elephant....you must be the pride of the jungle:lol::lol:

    Shame about the ears:lol:
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