Swine Flu

jiltjilt Font Of All KnowledgeRegistered Posts: 2,903
Hi all,

Just come on for a whinge. I'm not too well at the moment, :crying: I have a really bad throat, very sore and irritated with a tickly cough, however what is irritating me even more are my colleagues who have taken it upon themslves to diagnose me with swine flu! :glare:

I have checked on the NHS site using their 'check your symptons' tool and as I expected their diagnosis is I have a common (:ohmy: the cheek of it) cold!

I am in my own office, being very careful to cough into a tissue which I dispose of thoughtfully so am doing my best to greatly reduce the chance of them catching my common cold. Am stuck between a rock and a hard place, if I don't come into work my boss will moan and groan about it for the next 3 months, and because I'm in work all my colleagues are moaning that they're gonna die of swine flu! :mad2::mad2:

Might go and run amok around the offices and warehouse and breath on everyone :lol::lol:
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  • LondonMattLondonMatt Experienced Mentor Registered Posts: 1,110
    Seesh, colleagues can be so mean :001_rolleyes:

    You came to the right place for support:

    Hang in there Miss Piggy!

    Try not to die!

    :001_smile:
  • DiannewDiannew Font Of All Knowledge Registered Posts: 2,814
    LondonMatt wrote: »
    Seesh, colleagues can be so mean :001_rolleyes:

    You came to the right place for support:

    Hang in there Miss Piggy!

    Try not to die!

    :001_smile:

    If they start shouting Apple Sauce.....I would definatley go home:lol::lol:
  • jiltjilt Font Of All Knowledge Registered Posts: 2,903
    Now if they had a stupid sense of humour that would be ok, they just whinge instead. Miserable gits! :bored:
  • LondonMattLondonMatt Experienced Mentor Registered Posts: 1,110
    jilt wrote: »
    :bored:

    Bit off topic, but that has got to be the worst smiley available. I don't know what it means. I know it's supposed to be 'bored' but it just looks like a bloke with no eyes.

    Weird
  • DiannewDiannew Font Of All Knowledge Registered Posts: 2,814
    LondonMatt wrote: »
    Bit off topic, but that has got to be the worst smiley available. I don't know what it means. I know it's supposed to be 'bored' but it just looks like a bloke with no eyes.

    Weird

    I know a midgett that looks just like that...spookey:001_tt2:
  • jiltjilt Font Of All Knowledge Registered Posts: 2,903
    LondonMatt wrote: »
    Bit off topic, but that has got to be the worst smiley available. I don't know what it means. I know it's supposed to be 'bored' but it just looks like a bloke with no eyes.

    Weird

    :laugh: Yes it represents bored, not a very good interpretation I know. I'm just so bored with them, they're not happy unless they have something to moan about.
  • marknotgeorgemarknotgeorge Well-Known Registered Posts: 158
    My wife's a student nurse currently on placement, so is likely to be one of the first to get the vaccine. All very well, but she'll be the only one in our house of 7 not to get it. :lol:

    I was distinctly less than impressed when I heard that hamthrax was one of these gastric types. A week of being unable to do much more than wave a remote around I can handle. Don't fancy the vomiting and diarrhoea much.
  • mark130273mark130273 Font Of All Knowledge Registered Posts: 4,234
    stay away ...........i dont wanna catch it !!
  • AK002AK002 Font Of All Knowledge Registered Posts: 2,492
    :glare: I couldn't find the smiley for "Stay away Leper"

    :lol::lol::lol::lol::thumbup:
  • mark130273mark130273 Font Of All Knowledge Registered Posts: 4,234
    but i find it funy how anyone with a little tickle of a cold ......suddenly its swine flu !:drool:
  • jiltjilt Font Of All Knowledge Registered Posts: 2,903
    AK002 wrote: »
    :glare: I couldn't find the smiley for "Stay away Leper"

    :lol::lol::lol::lol::thumbup:


    Don't worry with that bulge I couldn't get very close to you :laugh:
  • farmergilesfarmergiles Font Of All Knowledge Registered Posts: 1,693
    jilt wrote: »
    Hi all,

    Just come on for a whinge. I'm not too well at the moment, :crying: I have a really bad throat, very sore and irritated with a tickly cough, however what is irritating me even more are my colleagues who have taken it upon themslves to diagnose me with swine flu! :glare:

    I have checked on the NHS site using their 'check your symptons' tool and as I expected their diagnosis is I have a common (:ohmy: the cheek of it) cold!

    I am in my own office, being very careful to cough into a tissue which I dispose of thoughtfully so am doing my best to greatly reduce the chance of them catching my common cold. Am stuck between a rock and a hard place, if I don't come into work my boss will moan and groan about it for the next 3 months, and because I'm in work all my colleagues are moaning that they're gonna die of swine flu! :mad2::mad2:

    Might go and run amok around the offices and warehouse and breath on everyone :lol::lol:

    Sounds like someone is in serious need of a "there, there" and a lemsip or a hot toddy.
  • mark130273mark130273 Font Of All Knowledge Registered Posts: 4,234
    nah.locked in a room with only food and water...........quarentine for 12 months!!!
  • AK002AK002 Font Of All Knowledge Registered Posts: 2,492
    mark130273 wrote: »
    nah.locked in a room with only food and water...........quarentine for 12 months!!!

    Kitchen?
  • mark130273mark130273 Font Of All Knowledge Registered Posts: 4,234
    what a woman in the kitchen........................they shouldnt be allowed out of it.....only to bring the dinner to the table................oh no what have i said !
  • AK002AK002 Font Of All Knowledge Registered Posts: 2,492
    lol!

    It's great starting a men vs women arguement and then going back to work and not have to bother about the aftermath :cool2:
  • DiannewDiannew Font Of All Knowledge Registered Posts: 2,814
    jilt wrote: »
    Don't worry with that bulge I couldn't get very close to you :laugh:

    :lol::lol::lol::lol: You could if you stuck a pin in him:lol:
  • AK002AK002 Font Of All Knowledge Registered Posts: 2,492
    Diannew wrote: »
    :lol::lol::lol::lol: You could if you stuck a pin in him:lol:

    Don't give her any ideas! :lol:
  • DiannewDiannew Font Of All Knowledge Registered Posts: 2,814
    AK002 wrote: »
    lol!

    It's great starting a men vs women arguement and then going back to work and not have to bother about the aftermath :cool2:

    Yawnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn.....been there......and the men lost as usual:001_tt2:
  • LondonMattLondonMatt Experienced Mentor Registered Posts: 1,110
    jilt wrote: »
    Don't worry with that bulge I couldn't get very close to you :laugh:

    I bet you say that to all the guys :ohmy:


    But, I do think AK has come up with a good way of avoiding swine flu. Instead of Tamiflu tablets, the NHS should just hand out gimp suits to the public! No one would get close enough to another person to catch it. Genius!
  • mark130273mark130273 Font Of All Knowledge Registered Posts: 4,234
    yeh right....we NEVER lose !!
  • jiltjilt Font Of All Knowledge Registered Posts: 2,903
    Diannew wrote: »
    :lol::lol::lol::lol: You could if you stuck a pin in him:lol:

    :lol::lol::lol:
  • AK002AK002 Font Of All Knowledge Registered Posts: 2,492
    LondonMatt wrote: »
    I bet you say that to all the guys :ohmy:


    But, I do think AK has come up with a good way of avoiding swine flu. Instead of Tamiflu tablets, the NHS should just hand out gimp suits to the public! No one would get close enough to another person to catch it. Genius!

    Would need to hand out beans too to have the desired effect... :lol:
  • jiltjilt Font Of All Knowledge Registered Posts: 2,903
    LondonMatt wrote: »
    But, I do think AK has come up with a good way of avoiding swine flu. Instead of Tamiflu tablets, the NHS should just hand out gimp suits to the public! No one would get close enough to another person to catch it. Genius!

    I'll ask my coleagues which they prefer, I stay home or wear a gimp suit :laugh: Maybe they could vote on it.
  • jiltjilt Font Of All Knowledge Registered Posts: 2,903
    Ah forgot about the beans............................ maybe I'll stay home :001_tt2:
  • mark130273mark130273 Font Of All Knowledge Registered Posts: 4,234
    beans.............best way of having a bubblebath !!!
  • jiltjilt Font Of All Knowledge Registered Posts: 2,903
    Sounds like someone is in serious need of a "there, there" and a lemsip or a hot toddy.

    Missed a big chunk of posts, don't know what happened there :confused1:
    Can't stand whisky......... the smell alone makes me feel ill :eek:
    LondonMatt wrote: »
    I bet you say that to all the guys :ohmy:

    Oh no put my 'trotter' in it again :lol:
  • AK002AK002 Font Of All Knowledge Registered Posts: 2,492
    LOL, should you lot not be working? :lol:
  • jiltjilt Font Of All Knowledge Registered Posts: 2,903
    AK002 wrote: »
    LOL, should you lot not be working? :lol:

    Should be yeah, but feeling pretty c**p :sad:.... am grounding to a halt now.
  • DiannewDiannew Font Of All Knowledge Registered Posts: 2,814
    AK002 wrote: »
    LOL, should you lot not be working? :lol:

    Shouldn't you too:lol::lol:
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