A real qualification.....

Jon_1984Jon_1984 Well-KnownRegistered Posts: 186
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  • katieloukatielou Feels At Home Registered Posts: 28
    lol i saw this the other day..............i didnt know you need a qualification to get on a bus these days!!
  • welshwizardwelshwizard Trusted Regular South WalesRegistered Posts: 465
    there are courses out there at NVQ level on shredding paper, so this one isn't too much of a revelation
  • taskeytaskey Font Of All Knowledge Registered Posts: 1,800
    there are courses out there at NVQ level on shredding paper

    wow, i should have a degree by now then

    tracy
  • AK002AK002 Font Of All Knowledge Registered Posts: 2,492
    Lol.
  • mark130273mark130273 Font Of All Knowledge Registered Posts: 4,234
    Jon_1984 wrote: »

    wow...i wonder how many levels are there !!!!!

    nvq level II : carry two bags of shopping and come round the corner just to see the bus moving from the lights,being able to run with the bags of shopping while holding your hand out and making the bus stop

    nvq level III: Holding out your hand to stop a bus which you know you dont want and asking the driver if the bus goes to New Brighton(when you know it doesnt)

    NVQ level IV: The hardest one off all you final exam .......when the bus is full to the brim and you are sitting in the front seat, usually reserved for the elderly and a old person gets on and you have to sit there and not feel ashamed........what a hard final exam !!!

    i reckon this could be a new course run......anyone want to take up the challenge !!!
  • AK002AK002 Font Of All Knowledge Registered Posts: 2,492
    The final test should be getting up for an old women/man (like yourself mark :D:D:D)
  • mark130273mark130273 Font Of All Knowledge Registered Posts: 4,234
    AK002 wrote: »
    The final test should be getting up for an old women/man (like yourself mark :D:D:D)

    hey you cheeky little git......... """in my day a young whipper snapper like you would respect their elders":laugh:
  • AK002AK002 Font Of All Knowledge Registered Posts: 2,492
    Lmao, yeah taht was quite a cheeky comment :D just jesting tho!
  • marknotgeorgemarknotgeorge Well-Known Registered Posts: 158
    To be fair, the certificate's designed for those with severe learning disabilities.

    Having read the comments page, if there were exams for moaning whingebags, Bury would be awash with PhDs... :lol:
  • blobbyhblobbyh Font Of All Knowledge Registered Posts: 2,415
    Probably more useful than a degree in photography...
  • mark130273mark130273 Font Of All Knowledge Registered Posts: 4,234
    blobbyh wrote: »
    Probably more useful than a degree in photography...

    isnt that just for the pervs ?
  • CJCCJC Font Of All Knowledge Registered Posts: 1,657
    To be fair, the certificate's designed for those with severe learning disabilities.

    Having read the comments page, if there were exams for moaning whingebags, Bury would be awash with PhDs... :lol:

    But remember, we're talking tabloid newspapers here so shouldn't expect things like fairness or truth to be considerations.

    'Moaning whingebags' is far too kind a description of the unintelligenzia who post to comments pages on those sort of sites - you can find some much less polite descriptions on my all time favourite website spEak You're bRanes.
  • AK002AK002 Font Of All Knowledge Registered Posts: 2,492
    mark130273 wrote: »
    isnt that just for the pervs ?

    I heard you've got a degree in Photography? :001_tt2:
  • mark130273mark130273 Font Of All Knowledge Registered Posts: 4,234
    AK002 wrote: »
    I heard you've got a degree in Photography? :001_tt2:

    no ....took my degree in human art.....:tongue_smilie::001_tt2::laugh::lol:
  • AK002AK002 Font Of All Knowledge Registered Posts: 2,492
    LOL Male yeah?
  • mark130273mark130273 Font Of All Knowledge Registered Posts: 4,234
    hey.............................no bleedin way............:lol:
  • AK002AK002 Font Of All Knowledge Registered Posts: 2,492
    You hesitated there....
  • mark130273mark130273 Font Of All Knowledge Registered Posts: 4,234
    AK002 wrote: »
    You hesitated there....

    hey i couldnt draw a box free hand.........my drawing skills are really really bad. :confused1:
  • AK002AK002 Font Of All Knowledge Registered Posts: 2,492
    Don't need to draw a box to be able to draw males anatamy.. (as far as i know.. i have no experience in that field)
  • mark130273mark130273 Font Of All Knowledge Registered Posts: 4,234
    AK002 wrote: »
    Don't need to draw a box to be able to draw males anatamy.. (as far as i know.. i have no experience in that field)

    hahahaha........:laugh:.....well not into looking at other males anatomy....

    so i will leave that for you ?:tongue_smilie:
  • AK002AK002 Font Of All Knowledge Registered Posts: 2,492
    mark130273 wrote: »
    hahahaha........:laugh:.....well not into looking at other males anatomy....

    so i will leave that for you ?:tongue_smilie:

    Nah i'm "aff it" so to speak.... :lol::lol:
  • mark130273mark130273 Font Of All Knowledge Registered Posts: 4,234
    AK002 wrote: »
    Nah i'm "aff it" so to speak.... :lol::lol:

    lol:001_tt2::001_tt2::001_tt2::001_tt2:
  • AK002AK002 Font Of All Knowledge Registered Posts: 2,492
    Always got to have the last word..
  • mark130273mark130273 Font Of All Knowledge Registered Posts: 4,234
    AK002 wrote: »
    Always got to have the last word..

    you has to have the last word...isnt it about time you went home !
  • AK002AK002 Font Of All Knowledge Registered Posts: 2,492
    I'm at home!
  • mark130273mark130273 Font Of All Knowledge Registered Posts: 4,234
    AK002 wrote: »
    I'm at home!

    so you are that sad....to get home and the first thing you do is post on herE ?
  • AK002AK002 Font Of All Knowledge Registered Posts: 2,492
    Pretty much..

    Got to be the last and all that..
  • mark130273mark130273 Font Of All Knowledge Registered Posts: 4,234
    AK002 wrote: »
    Pretty much..

    Got to be the last and all that..

    well you do all your posting you like t the weekend .becasue iwont be coming on!!!
  • AK002AK002 Font Of All Knowledge Registered Posts: 2,492
    LOL, it's fine!

    I'm sat here with a beer at the moment anyway :D

    Forgot the mention (rub in peoples faces) that i finish at quarter to 4 on a friday :D:D:D
  • mark130273mark130273 Font Of All Knowledge Registered Posts: 4,234
    AK002 wrote: »
    LOL, it's fine!

    I'm sat here with a beer at the moment anyway :D

    Forgot the mention (rub in peoples faces) that i finish at quarter to 4 on a friday :D:D:D

    ok beer and end up on the forum........:thumbdown:
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