Kids, eh? Who'd have em???

Cullen

Must admit it isn't easy rearing eejits.

I had a word with both sons last night after they came in from the Spice Girls Breakup Survivor Self Help Group meeting. I expect big changes in their lifestyles.

I will keep you all posted as I believe that my problem today, just might be yours tomorrow.

Bookworm55

I will keep you all posted as I believe that my problem today, just might be yours tomorrow.

As someone in his mid-20s who lives with his parents*, can I just say "eep!".

* yeah, I know. I moved back after finishing uni (three months ago) and have had trouble getting a decent enough job that I can afford my own place.

A-Vic

Cullen just send them to a download festival that will put hairs on their chests and make men of them if all else fails.

then if nothing (even download) wont work pack, book a one ticket and just run

blobbyh

I feel Download's a little on the big side and may just indulge their - ahem - gay tendencies being surrounded by so much masculinity. I'd suggest something a little more intimate such as pink tee shirts, dangly earrings and two tickets to the next Soulfly gig with an instruction they must survive the pit or their inheritence will be spent. Will probably put them off men forever and next thing you know, you'll have two daughters...

Cullen

Well gay or straight, they must be true to themselves.

Number 1 son likes going to Reading and is off to see Fleetwood Mac this weekend. He claims Peter Green is back on the axe and ripping out rifts. This sounds quite frightening, do you think I should withdraw my consent and take him to the church bazaar instead?

Number 2 son thinks he's a hip hop gangsta rappa.

Spouse yearns for the day when the band goes back on the road, and quite frankly I just wish for stronger prozac.

A-Vic

Cullen wrote: »

Well gay or straight, they must be true to themselves.

Number 1 son likes going to Reading and is off to see Fleetwood Mac this weekend. He claims Peter Green is back on the axe and ripping out rifts. This sounds quite frightening, do you think I should withdraw my consent and take him to the church bazaar instead?

Number 2 son thinks he's a hip hop gangsta rappa.

Spouse yearns for the day when the band goes back on the road, and quite frankly I just wish for stronger prozac.

Tell him see him at reading next year. Hey put riterlyn in their drinks?? hey its an idea???

farmergiles

Cullen wrote: »

Well gay or straight, they must be true to themselves.

Number 1 son likes going to Reading and is off to see Fleetwood Mac this weekend. He claims Peter Green is back on the axe and ripping out rifts. This sounds quite frightening, do you think I should withdraw my consent and take him to the church bazaar instead?

Number 2 son thinks he's a hip hop gangsta rappa.

Spouse yearns for the day when the band goes back on the road, and quite frankly I just wish for stronger prozac.

I love the idea that Peter Green is back, does that mean reworks of "The Green Manalishi" and "Black Magic woman"..??