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Cullen
Cullen Registered Posts: 592 Epic contributor 🐘
Well parents, obviously, but I am a little concerned by Number 2 son's level of maturity.

Is it normal for a 22 year old man, a qualified electrician and currently training as a scaffolder, rough, tough and butch in most areas of his life, wanting his mummy to play "this little piggy" with his bare feet before bedtime?

I just need some reassurance.
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  • farmergiles
    farmergiles Registered Posts: 1,693 Beyond epic contributor 🧙‍♂️
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    Cullen wrote: »
    Well parents, obviously, but I am a little concerned by Number 2 son's level of maturity.

    Is it normal for a 22 year old man, a qualified electrician and currently training as a scaffolder, rough, tough and butch in most areas of his life, wanting his mummy to play "this little piggy" with his bare feet before bedtime?

    I just need some reassurance.

    I really do think it may be time to cut that apron string....lol

    I know Mums don't like to lose their sons but surely his partner should be doing this for him??
  • Bookworm55
    Bookworm55 Registered Posts: 479 Dedicated contributor 🦉
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    Yes, that's perfectly normal.

    If you would like your son to become the proprietor of the Bates' Motel.
  • Cullen
    Cullen Registered Posts: 592 Epic contributor 🐘
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    He finds it hard to form relationships as his curfew is 9 pm.
  • Cullen
    Cullen Registered Posts: 592 Epic contributor 🐘
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    Bookworm, he does shower a lot...........
  • mark130273
    mark130273 Registered Posts: 4,234 Beyond epic contributor 🧙‍♂️
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    Cullen wrote: »
    Well parents, obviously, but I am a little concerned by Number 2 son's level of maturity.

    Is it normal for a 22 year old man, a qualified electrician and currently training as a scaffolder, rough, tough and butch in most areas of his life, wanting his mummy to play "this little piggy" with his bare feet before bedtime?

    I just need some reassurance.

    my god ...i am p**ing myself laughin at that......


    cheered me up no ends !!! thanks


    and by the way ......nope he is a freak !!!!lol
  • farmergiles
    farmergiles Registered Posts: 1,693 Beyond epic contributor 🧙‍♂️
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    Cullen wrote: »
    He finds it hard to form relationships as his curfew is 9 pm.

    does he get to stay up late at weekends??
  • A-Vic
    A-Vic Registered Posts: 6,970 Beyond epic contributor 🧙‍♂️
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    ok bottle fed? hopefully now on solids tho lol
  • Esme
    Esme Registered Posts: 711 Epic contributor 🐘
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    Bitty??
  • mark130273
    mark130273 Registered Posts: 4,234 Beyond epic contributor 🧙‍♂️
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    Esme wrote: »
    Bitty??

    eurrrrgggggg.......but very very funnny !!
  • A-Vic
    A-Vic Registered Posts: 6,970 Beyond epic contributor 🧙‍♂️
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    Esme wrote: »
    Bitty??

    it would explane a lot of the issues tho wouldnt it lmao
  • mark130273
    mark130273 Registered Posts: 4,234 Beyond epic contributor 🧙‍♂️
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    A-Vic wrote: »
    it would explane a lot of the issues tho wouldnt it lmao

    mind you im a fine one to talk about didnt leave home till i was 30 !!!
  • A-Vic
    A-Vic Registered Posts: 6,970 Beyond epic contributor 🧙‍♂️
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    mark130273 wrote: »
    mind you im a fine one to talk about didnt leave home till i was 30 !!!

    i left at 15 (couldnt stand the cooking anymore) :lol:
  • AK002
    AK002 Registered Posts: 2,492 Beyond epic contributor 🧙‍♂️
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    mark130273 wrote: »
    mind you im a fine one to talk about didnt leave home till i was 30 !!!

    I'm not planning to leave till around about that time too! Another 11 years to go :)
  • blobbyh
    blobbyh Registered Posts: 2,415 Beyond epic contributor 🧙‍♂️
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    Does he still sleep in the same bed with you and the spouse? If so, I'd suggest campaigning for the return of national service but since that's unlikley no matter how much knife crime this country has to tolerate, how about steering him into a life of crime instead? After a couple of spells spent inside, that 24 hour exposure to unabated homosexuality will soon cure his unhealthy parent attachment.

    Extreme to some maybe, but sadly another one of life's cruel lessons to be endured.
  • A-Vic
    A-Vic Registered Posts: 6,970 Beyond epic contributor 🧙‍♂️
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    blobbyh wrote: »
    Does he still sleep in the same bed with you and the spouse? If so, I'd suggest campaigning for the return of national service but since that's unlikley no matter how much knife crime this country has to tolerate, how about steering him into a life of crime instead? After a couple of spells spent inside, that 24 hour exposure to unabated homosexuality will soon cure his unhealthy parent attachment.

    Extreme to some maybe, but sadly another one of life's cruel lessons to be endured.

    Wonders what page dr spock wrote that on?????
  • mark130273
    mark130273 Registered Posts: 4,234 Beyond epic contributor 🧙‍♂️
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    A-Vic wrote: »
    i left at 15 (couldnt stand the cooking anymore) :lol:

    15 ........my daughters not allowed out till shes 30 !!!!!!!!!! lol
  • A-Vic
    A-Vic Registered Posts: 6,970 Beyond epic contributor 🧙‍♂️
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    mark130273 wrote: »
    15 ........my daughters not allowed out till shes 30 !!!!!!!!!! lol

    Aww bless trust me by the time shes 15 you will be dreaming of her moving out lol
  • mark130273
    mark130273 Registered Posts: 4,234 Beyond epic contributor 🧙‍♂️
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    A-Vic wrote: »
    Aww bless trust me by the time shes 15 you will be dreaming of her moving out lol

    not a chance in hell.................keeping her under lock and key until either i die or hell freezes over !!!
  • A-Vic
    A-Vic Registered Posts: 6,970 Beyond epic contributor 🧙‍♂️
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    lol its so cute to see o yes i remember them days
  • Cullen
    Cullen Registered Posts: 592 Epic contributor 🐘
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    Did someone mention latent homosexuality??

    Remember the wedding reception when I was worried about number 1 son not wearing a suit, well the two boys did have to share a room. I asked number 1 if their room had a double or twin beds. he said they had 2 single beds, so they had to push them together......

    He refers to his brother as his "Little Spoon"......

    I am really worried about them now.............

    (I blame their mother)

    Do you think they might just be trying to wind me up?
  • mark130273
    mark130273 Registered Posts: 4,234 Beyond epic contributor 🧙‍♂️
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    A-Vic wrote: »
    lol its so cute to see o yes i remember them days

    but i know its not going to work.......but as long as shes got a good head on her shoulders i be fine with that !
  • Diannew
    Diannew Registered Posts: 2,814 Beyond epic contributor 🧙‍♂️
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    Cullen wrote: »
    Did someone mention latent homosexuality??

    Remember the wedding reception when I was worried about number 1 son not wearing a suit, well the two boys did have to share a room. I asked number 1 if their room had a double or twin beds. he said they had 2 single beds, so they had to push them together......

    He refers to his brother as his "Little Spoon"......

    I am really worried about them now.............

    (I blame their mother)

    Do you think they might just be trying to wind me up?
    Just sounds like some good old brotherly love going on !!!!
  • A-Vic
    A-Vic Registered Posts: 6,970 Beyond epic contributor 🧙‍♂️
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    Well at least there not killing each other
  • mark130273
    mark130273 Registered Posts: 4,234 Beyond epic contributor 🧙‍♂️
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    Diannew wrote: »
    Just sounds like some good old brotherly love going on !!!!

    be afraid be very afraid !!!!

    lol
  • AK002
    AK002 Registered Posts: 2,492 Beyond epic contributor 🧙‍♂️
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    Diannew wrote: »
    Just sounds like some good old brotherly love going on !!!!

    Definatly sounds like some sorta loving...
  • farmergiles
    farmergiles Registered Posts: 1,693 Beyond epic contributor 🧙‍♂️
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    mark130273 wrote: »
    not a chance in hell.................keeping her under lock and key until either i die or hell freezes over !!!

    Believe me, by the time she is 15 you'll want to throw her out...lol
    Trust me, I brought up 2 daughters as well as a son and I'd sooner bring up 20 sons than 2 daughters again...lol
  • taskey
    taskey Registered Posts: 1,800 Beyond epic contributor 🧙‍♂️
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    my daughter is 15 on monday. she looks like she is about 19 :(

    Tracy
  • A-Vic
    A-Vic Registered Posts: 6,970 Beyond epic contributor 🧙‍♂️
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    Worry lines and grey hair dam am only 36 thats what a 15 year old did to me enjoy it now mark and just for men stocked in the cuboard trust me it will be needed lol
  • taskey
    taskey Registered Posts: 1,800 Beyond epic contributor 🧙‍♂️
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    funnily enough i have to cover the grey - now i can blame her for it
  • Bluewednesday
    Bluewednesday Registered Posts: 1,624 Beyond epic contributor 🧙‍♂️
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    wouldn't you just love to live in Cullen's house - never a dull moment!
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