bring on the holiday cheer :)
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Tell me your tails!
Mine has to be me and my brother (who we couldn't stand each other at the time or even now cant spend more than am hour togther in the same room only 12 months between us) one christmas morning 3am building a snowman together absolutely freezing to death he runs in the house gets me a pair of socks to put on my hands to keep warm. Simple i know but memory lasted x number of years later
Your turn
it has to be my nephews faces when they saw the way i "decorated" the house for them to find the presents
In Spain we give the presents on the night of the 5th and i have to wait until EVERYONE goes to sleep so i can do my bits and bobs...
my nephews loooooooooooooove to play "hidden object" games so i made plenty of little arrows and footprints that i put on walls, floor , doors windows everywhere....they had to find little clues in each room in order for them to find the presents...they loved it ...0 -
it has to be my nephews faces when they saw the way i "decorated" the house for them to find the presents
In Spain we give the presents on the night of the 5th and i have to wait until EVERYONE goes to sleep so i can do my bits and bobs...
my nephews loooooooooooooove to play "hidden object" games so i made plenty of little arrows and footprints that i put on walls, floor , doors windows everywhere....they had to find little clues in each room in order for them to find the presents...they loved it ...
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lilac_angel wrote: »Merry Christmas everyone.
Me and my partner are going to Newquay for christmas to spend it with his sister who's just had a baby in september.
Whats everyone else doing???
Spending Christmas in my new home with the family and this year everyone has decided that my house would be the best place to get fed and drunk GREAT !!! all I have to look forward to is shed loads of potato peeling and washing upl I will need holiday after this holiday :-(
Oh well payback next year !!0 -
Sweetpotato Chips wrote: »Spending Christmas in my new home with the family and this year everyone has decided that my house would be the best place to get fed and drunk GREAT !!! all I have to look forward to is shed loads of potato peeling and washing upl I will need holiday after this holiday :-(
Oh well payback next year !!
so what time do you want all the members of this forum round !!!! about 2 ish ?0 -
mark130273 wrote: »so what time do you want all the members of this forum round !!!! about 2 ish ?
Maybe an hour earlier so we can watch him sweat on the potato peeling?0 -
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mark130273 wrote: »ok everyone it about 1ish . give us time to drink all the beer !!!
Jingle bells batman smells robin laid an egg0 -
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mark130273 wrote: »gettign into the xmas spirit hey .....is it time for the xmas jokes yet ?
What to you get if you eat Christmas Decorations - Tinsilitis
Who hides in a bakery at Christmas - A mince spy
What do snowmen eat for lunch - Icebergers
And one for us accountants
Why did the tightrope walker go to the bank - To check his balance !!!
BoomBoom !!0 -
The Politically Correct 12 Days Of Christmas
On the 12th day of the Eurocentrically imposed midwinter festival, my Significant Other in a consenting adult, monogamous relationship gave to me:
TWELVE males reclaiming their inner warrior through ritual drumming, ELEVEN pipers piping (plus the 18-member pit orchestra made up of members in good standing of the Musicians Equity Union as called for in their union contract even though they will not be asked to play a note),
TEN melanin deprived testosterone-poisoned scions of the patriarchal ruling class system leaping,
NINE persons engaged in rhythmic self-expression,
EIGHT economically disadvantaged female persons stealing milk-products from enslaved Bovine-Americans,
SEVEN endangered swans swimming on federally protected wetlands, SIX enslaved Fowl-Americans producing stolen non-human animal products,
FIVE golden symbols of culturally sanctioned enforced domestic incarceration, (NOTE: after members of the Animal Liberation Front threatened to throw red paint at my computer, the calling birds, French hens and partridge have been reintroduced to their native habitat. To avoid further Animal-American enslavement, the remaining gift package has been revised.)
FOUR hours of recorded whale songs
THREE deconstructionist poets
TWO Sierra Club calendars printed on recycled processed tree carcasses and…
ONE Spotted Owl activist chained to an old-growth pear tree.0 -
Sweetpotato Chips wrote: »Excuse me but I am a her not a him LOL !!!
Sorry!
Can we still come over and watch you sweat over peeling the potatoes?
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Sweetpotato Chips wrote: »What to you get if you eat Christmas Decorations - Tinsilitis
Who hides in a bakery at Christmas - A mince spy
What do snowmen eat for lunch - Icebergers
And one for us accountants
Why did the tightrope walker go to the bank - To check his balance !!!
BoomBoom !!
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hey they were well funny !!!!0
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farmergiles wrote: »When? in 1952??
hey thats when comedy was good !!!hahaha0
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