Whats the funniest thing thats happened today
Sweetpotato Chips
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I got out of bed....its been a slow day so far sorry LOL
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did you fall out of bed?
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The funniest thing this week for me was a story from a colleague in the factory, one of the guys went missing and the supervisors went to search for him, but couldn't find him at first.
They looked everywhere where he could be and in the end it appeared the guy went asleep at the back hidden behind tins, on some pallets, covered himself with a big black sack. They found him only because the black sack was moving. He was apparently quite fast asleep too, as he never heard them coming and they had to wake him up when they found him.
He got caught and fired though...0 -
the funniest thing is that i sent the joke about the tax to my collegues and all of them asked for a refund
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Nope still not rolling around the floor in fits come on guys !!! baby is not well and I definantly need cheering up !! Not that thats any of your problems !!! LOLAll the males where I work reckon they should be paying capital gains........but they couldn't provide the evidence LOL0 -
funniest thing was someone texed me saying that i hadnt sent him a joke today!
so i ended up sending him about 20 jokes one after another !!0 -
Hmm...had my annual diabetic retinal screening.
Took my dad down to Truro for his radiotherapy (a touch of skin cancer, nothing too serious).
Had my debit card declined on a transaction... cue embarrassment and panic trip to the bank to make sure my money hadn't mysteriously disappeared; it hadn't) .
Nope, nothing hilarious there.0 -
This wasn't today (slow day here too), but I'm sure this counts towards something as I couldnt stop laughing (whether through embarrassment or unbelievableness, I have no idea)!
Last Halloween I answered my home phone and, as it was the time of the night when my mum usually calls I decided to be Halloweeny and alter my voice into a monsters. Little was I to know that it wasn't my mum (as I don't have caller ID), but a MORI surveyor!0 -
well ok it wasn't today, but i don't expect anything of consequence to happen today...
but one of the guys here went missing for a while whilst out in a van. eventually he came walking back and admited that he had lost it!
turns out he'd gone into a shop and went the wrong way when coming out again....0 -
Thats bad !! And they say blondes are airheads !!well ok it wasn't today, but i don't expect anything of consequence to happen today...
but one of the guys here went missing for a while whilst out in a van. eventually he came walking back and admited that he had lost it!
turns out he'd gone into a shop and went the wrong way when coming out again....
After changing the babys bum I thought it was weetabix on the end of my nose and licked it off...It wasn't weetabix !!! not funny just disgusting0 -
College was quiet funny on Monday if only for the sheer stupidity of some my answers to my skills test !!truecockney wrote: »This wasn't today (slow day here too), but I'm sure this counts towards something as I couldnt stop laughing (whether through embarrassment or unbelievableness, I have no idea)!
Last Halloween I answered my home phone and, as it was the time of the night when my mum usually calls I decided to be Halloweeny and alter my voice into a monsters. Little was I to know that it wasn't my mum (as I don't have caller ID), but a MORI surveyor!0 -
sitting in my works car today, watching people with inadequate tyres on their car trying to get up a snowy hill. funny as....0
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So much for the legendary Teutonic organisation and efficiency :001_smile:0
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for a start i would say illegal lol0
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Didn't happen today but can remember being in a rush to get ready and mistaking a can of spayable black shoe polish for deodrant (don't ask me how). Took ages trying to clean it off
Also was still in a shop when it had closed/locked-up without me knowing. I had to hunt around like a loony to try and find someone to let me out!0 -
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Just hope you didn't have the baby in the car with you! What would you have felt like if you had crashed?????0
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Not sure if the title is right for this but here goes...
Returning home from a few days away, 100 miles from home, and mobile rings....its mummy...a very jumbled message which kept cutting out as I was in the middle of the new forest, about her a elderly neighour who has been locked out of her flat..which is below mums and something about the fire alarm. She says she had phoned the police (I am thinking "police".??) and they did not want to know..they said ring a locksmith. Then she says about the kettle on fire....Hang on... fire?? I then got a few words in..."mum..if the kettle is on fire...why dont you call the firemen??." No...the lady downstairs doesnt want to. Anyway to cut long story short.
Half an hour later I call back as no news..."The firemen are here now" (Ah good..!) "And they knocked the door down" "And now they are brining the fan in" OK so what happened.? Lady downstairs 'Electric' kettle knob broken. So she thought that the gas hob would be fine to heat the water up...So kettle got hot.. melted...set fire alarm off...lady did put kettle in sink..(good thinking..) and rushed out to disassemble fire alarm...door shut and locked her out...
See?
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Not going away again for a while..heart cant take it...0 -
Sorry, but that one is slightly funny!0
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