The naked accountants' calendar 2013 (SFW)

Monsoon
Monsoon FMAAT, AAT Licensed Accountant Posts: 4,071 ? ? ?
Yes this is actually SFW (safe for work) this time.

I know, I'm mad, but after seeing/ hearing of these:

http://www.calendarclub.co.uk/p-1212-naked-male-farmers-2012-wall-calendar.aspx
http://charitycalendar.co.uk/2010/
http://nakedcharity.blogspot.com/

I was wondering, can we find 12 accountants willing to (tastefully) bare (nearly) all to raise money for charity?

Yes, you guessed it, I'm in.

Anyone else?

EDIT: email [email protected] if you are interested. Thanks!
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Comments

  • deanshepherd
    deanshepherd Registered Posts: 1,809
    Where can I pre-order my copy?
  • PGM
    PGM Registered Posts: 1,954
    Where can I pre-order my copy?

    You should be on it Dean!
  • Monsoon
    Monsoon FMAAT, AAT Licensed Accountant Posts: 4,071 ? ? ?
    Where can I pre-order my copy?

    www.nudecharitycalendar.co.uk/accountant

    No, I'm kidding, not got that far. We need volunteers for MODELS at this point, though of course buyers are also required :lol:
  • Monsoon
    Monsoon FMAAT, AAT Licensed Accountant Posts: 4,071 ? ? ?
    PGM wrote: »
    You should be on it Dean!
    So should you.
  • deanshepherd
    deanshepherd Registered Posts: 1,809
    PGM wrote: »
    You should be on it Dean!

    This is supposed to be raising money for charity you know!

    I think someone should go back through the AAT magazines and contact all the pin-up girls (sorry, featured accountants) of which Monsoon is of course one of them, and see if they would be interested. I'm sure AAT would then happily run some PR and probably even sponsor the photo shoot.
  • Bluewednesday
    Bluewednesday Registered Posts: 1,624
    This is supposed to be raising money for charity you know!

    You could always do a gratuitous lycra shot!
  • deanshepherd
    deanshepherd Registered Posts: 1,809
    You could always do a gratuitous lycra shot!

    Hmm.. time to raid my mankini collection.

    What colour says 'professional' to you?
  • uknitty
    uknitty Registered Posts: 591
    Hmm.. time to raid my mankini collection.

    What colour says 'professional' to you?

    Speedos with red braces for that 80's professional vibe.
  • JodieR
    JodieR Registered Posts: 1,002
    There was a rumour that had I attended the ATT awards ceremony I was invited to that I could have made it into their calendar... blew that chance but this sounds MUCH more interesting!!
  • Monsoon
    Monsoon FMAAT, AAT Licensed Accountant Posts: 4,071 ? ? ?
    I think someone should go back through the AAT magazines and contact all the pin-up girls (sorry, featured accountants) of which Monsoon is of course one of them, and see if they would be interested. I'm sure AAT would then happily run some PR and probably even sponsor the photo shoot.

    That's a really good idea Dean, thank you.

    And, I vote AAT green for the Mankini ;)
  • Monsoon
    Monsoon FMAAT, AAT Licensed Accountant Posts: 4,071 ? ? ?
    JodieR wrote: »
    There was a rumour that had I attended the ATT awards ceremony I was invited to that I could have made it into their calendar... blew that chance but this sounds MUCH more interesting!!
    I shall take that as a YES then!

    So far:

    1. Monsoon
    2. Jodie
    3. ...

    It would be nice to have folks off the forum, adds a bit more coherence.
  • Dcollins
    Dcollins Registered Posts: 179 ? ? ?
    Noooooooooo!!!!!!!!!!! :blushing:

    Oh, hang on, I've just worked out how to do smilies. What's a 001 Wub? :001_wub:
  • KaySarah
    KaySarah Registered Posts: 215 ? ? ?
    Monsoon wrote: »
    I shall take that as a YES then!

    So far:

    1. Monsoon
    2. Jodie
    3. ...

    It would be nice to have folks off the forum, adds a bit more coherence.

    Wouldn't it affect our reputations as being hmm.. stern face ... serious and responsible :lol:
  • JodieR
    JodieR Registered Posts: 1,002
    Haha I'm in... but will happily step aside if you get better offers!

    Where's Zara when you need her???
  • KaySarah
    KaySarah Registered Posts: 215 ? ? ?
    JodieR wrote: »
    Haha I'm in... but will happily step aside if you get better offers!

    Where's Zara when you need her???

    OK then .. if it's tastefully done ... deep breath ..... I'll be in too ..

    MARK, SANDY ??? come on ... how about you two? In for a penny, in for a pound.
  • MarkT
    MarkT Registered Posts: 302
    KaySarah wrote: »
    OK then .. if it's tastefully done ... deep breath ..... I'll be in too ..

    MARK, SANDY ??? come on ... how about you two? In for a penny, in for a pound.
    :lol:

    That has all the hallmarks of a verrry bad idea - trust me this one ;)
  • KaySarah
    KaySarah Registered Posts: 215 ? ? ?
    MarkT wrote: »
    :lol:

    That has all the hallmarks of a verrry bad idea - trust me this one ;)

    I don't think you all have to get naked together ... because if you do, then I'm out!
    Doesn't it get done sort of artistically and then it gets photo shopped? .. I'm sure Monsoon wouldn't lead us astray .. or would she?:blushing:
  • Monsoon
    Monsoon FMAAT, AAT Licensed Accountant Posts: 4,071 ? ? ?
    Yay! Thanks KaySarah! And Jodie (no such thing as a better offer love, you're in!)

    It will be tasteful, of course. I run a business remember, so I can't get too, err, you know!

    Me, lead you all astray? I wouldn't do that....

    Come on, I need 9 more girls and 9 more boys. Yes I think we should have one calendar of each.

    I'm taking Dean, PGM and Blobby as having said yes :lol:

    But seriously, come on lads! You too! Us ladies-only offices need a calendar with men on it :p

    Anyone interested please PM me you email address :)
  • KaySarah
    KaySarah Registered Posts: 215 ? ? ?
    Monsoon wrote: »
    Yay! Thanks KaySarah! And Jodie (no such thing as a better offer love, you're in!)

    It will be tasteful, of course. I run a business remember, so I can't get too, err, you know!

    Me, lead you all astray? I wouldn't do that....

    Come on, I need 9 more girls and 9 more boys. Yes I think we should have one calendar of each.

    I'm taking Dean, PGM and Blobby as having said yes :lol:

    But seriously, come on lads! You too! Us ladies-only offices need a calendar with men on it :p

    Anyone interested please PM me you email address :)

    TWO Calendars Jen? Now you're getting a bit ambitious. So far we have only scraped 6 months worth of one calendar together and if the photographer is any good he can do an artistic impression of the words AAT or ACCOUNTANTS! (that's 12 symbols with the exclamation mark) using our bods leaning strategically at differing angles, arms reaching out to form the crossbar of the letter A etc and a few of the other participants lying scattered on fluffy mats on the floor - we can have a mixture of boys & girls all pieced together by the magic of computer wizardry without having to get goose bumps together, so to speak.

    Oh - this is all sounding quite do-able lol :001_rolleyes:

    Perhaps if we named a Charity it might spur folk on ...?

    Now you're going to have to rope Coojee in too and MWaugh .. The Challenge has been laid down ...
    Dare you - Double Dare you all!

    Kay
  • janwal
    janwal Registered Posts: 1,189
    MarkT wrote: »
    :lol:

    That has all the hallmarks of a verrry bad idea - trust me this one ;)

    Well for all the laughing I think you should have to do it Mark :lol:
  • Gem7321
    Gem7321 MAAT, AAT Licensed Accountant Posts: 1,438
    I'm nominating the one and only Mr Collings!
  • JodieR
    JodieR Registered Posts: 1,002
    Just an idea, but how about (if we manage to pull this off - haha) that some/all of the proceeds go to http://www.justgiving.com/gabriellacollings to recognise the contribution that Steve Collings makes to these forums?
  • KaySarah
    KaySarah Registered Posts: 215 ? ? ?
    JodieR wrote: »
    Just an idea, but how about (if we manage to pull this off - haha) that some/all of the proceeds go to http://www.justgiving.com/gabriellacollings to recognise the contribution that Steve Collings makes to these forums?

    Great Idea Jodie :thumbup:

    Are you keeping Tally Monsoon?
    Looks like we now have ...
    GEM7831 - she's got to be interested as she suggested Steve Collings
    Jodie - we already knew about
    Janwal - for encouraging Mark
    BlueWednesday - for being cheeky
    DCollins - likewise
    Dean
    PGM
    Blobby
    Me
    You

    anymore takers ... Martin?? Come on Mark, I know you are sitting there quietly thinking about it - be a dare devil! What about Coojee ... Are you coming out to play?
  • Gem7321
    Gem7321 MAAT, AAT Licensed Accountant Posts: 1,438
    I had a baby less than 6 weeks ago even my husband hasn't seen me naked yet!! I would buy though, especially if Blobby is in it ;)
  • KaySarah
    KaySarah Registered Posts: 215 ? ? ?
    Gem7321 wrote: »
    I had a baby less than 6 weeks ago even my husband hasn't seen me naked yet!! I would buy though, especially if Blobby is in it ;)

    No idea what Blobby looks like lol .. I'll buy it anyway.
    Baby 6 weeks ago and .... ? is this your excuse to wriggle out? haha .. I doubt many would want to see me naked - however, we shall all be discrete in a state of semi-dishabille .. it's far more alluring than it all being displayed on a plate - let the imagination do the work :lol:
  • JodieR
    JodieR Registered Posts: 1,002
    KaySarah wrote: »
    Promise only what you can deliver .... then deliver far more than you promised

    let's not all take this too literally in the context of nudie calendars!
  • janwal
    janwal Registered Posts: 1,189
    KaySarah wrote: »

    Janwal - for encouraging Mark


    anymore takers ... Martin?? Come on Mark, I know you are sitting there quietly thinking about it - be a dare devil! What about Coojee ... Are you coming out to play?

    Believe me they would pay not for me to be in it.....not good!! :lol:

    Someone could try persuading Sandy
  • KaySarah
    KaySarah Registered Posts: 215 ? ? ?
    JodieR wrote: »
    let's not all take this too literally in the context of nudie calendars!

    Oi ... :blushing: that's my signature ... nothing to do with nudie calendars .. I'm the one who said we should be discretely covered lol x
  • KaySarah
    KaySarah Registered Posts: 215 ? ? ?
    janwal wrote: »
    Believe me they would pay not for me to be in it.....not good!! :lol:

    Someone could try persuading Sandy

    hmmm... Good Idea :ohmy: .. I may may a quiet word in his ear tomorrow and see if we can twist his arm - we have him for SPSW tomorrow night
  • blobbyh
    blobbyh Registered Posts: 2,415
    If I could remember how to upload photos, I've an interesting one of me a few years ago...
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