Cucumbers

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  • System
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    I like juicy melons more than plums
  • System
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    Are we all feeling a little fruity this evening?

    :shock:
  • System
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    I was going to pretend to be :oops: but you all know me by now :lol:
  • System
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    It probably takes a lot to get you :oops: these days. Now, 10 years ago, probably very easy to get you :oops:
  • System
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    I haven't been :oops: for a long time.
  • System
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    We can work on it, if you want! :twisted:
  • System
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    Too late. Some things just can't be reclaimed!
  • System
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    Where there is a will, there is a way :twisted:
  • System
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    Are we talking about the same thing?
  • System
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    Getting you :oops: Of course we are
  • System
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    I meant losing one's innocence (to put it delicately). One can't get that back. Physically impossible.
  • System
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    Have you tried the police station? Someone might have handed it in.
  • System
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    Will it be featured on the next "crimewatch"?
  • System
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    CJC wrote:
    Have you tried the police station? Someone might have handed it in.

    Never thought of that - but don't they only keep things for a few months? Then they're offered to the person that found them.

    I suppose Crimewatch is an option. Technically it was taken.
  • System
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    I lost mine at school when I was 12. No, wait, that was my football boots.
  • System
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    Football boots? Along with your stud profile too?
  • System
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    My stud profile blew up and is now twice the size it was........................or was that my ego? can't remember now.

    About to go and nibble a nice juicy pair, sorry, pear.
  • System
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    Mmm. Juicy.

    I've had a nice firm banana.

    Isn't fruit great?
  • System
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    You just can't beat firm, juicy fruit, gives you a healthy glow as well.
  • System
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    And keeps you regular too!

    :roll:
  • System
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    Baggybooks wrote:
    And keeps you regular too!

    :roll:

    :lol::lol::lol::lol:
  • System
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    Educational, aren't we?

    Study tips, health tips and felt tips!
  • System
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    Felt tips? :?
  • System
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    I was trying to keep it clean. But if you insist on groping melons!

    :?
  • System
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    Haven't groped a melon in ages. I stick to pears and oranges.
  • System
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    Quite fancy a fruit salad, do you?
  • System
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    My husband had a thing for melons, im just glad its not warm apple pie :shock:
  • System
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    :oops:
  • System
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    Really like warm apple pie, with fresh cream :P
  • System
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    :lol:

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