Sqine Flu

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  • SeanyBoy
    SeanyBoy Registered Posts: 553 Epic contributor 🐘
    Matts mum is so stupid she took a ruler to bed to measure how long she slept..
  • CJC
    CJC Registered Posts: 1,657 Beyond epic contributor πŸ§™β€β™‚οΈ
    Well...how long did she sleep?
  • mikes
    mikes Registered Posts: 254 Dedicated contributor πŸ¦‰
    Anyway back to the pigs. I just read on itv.com that some of them are going to appear on Britain's got talent this Saturday. They are going to do a dance from Swine Lake.:001_tt2:
  • LondonMatt
    LondonMatt Registered Posts: 1,110 Beyond epic contributor πŸ§™β€β™‚οΈ
    CJC wrote: Β»
    Well...how long did she sleep?

    7 foot 3 inches.....she's a heavy sleeper and has a rather big ruler

    :huh:


    And no. I don't know what that means either :confused1:
  • LondonMatt
    LondonMatt Registered Posts: 1,110 Beyond epic contributor πŸ§™β€β™‚οΈ
    Diannew wrote: Β»
    Stop being pig ignorant and insulting his Mum...that is not nice Matty!!

    Ah, don't be sower......sow-er......sour....get it? :confused1:

    Nah, I made a pig's ear of that joke didn't I.....
  • Diannew
    Diannew Registered Posts: 2,814 Beyond epic contributor πŸ§™β€β™‚οΈ
    7 foot 3 inches.....she's a heavy sleeper and has a rather big ruler

    :huh:


    And no. I don't know what that means either :confused1:

    She would make a fortune if she put that ruler up for sale on ebay:lol::lol:
  • CJC
    CJC Registered Posts: 1,657 Beyond epic contributor πŸ§™β€β™‚οΈ
    Ah, don't be sower......sow-er......sour....get it? :confused1:

    Nah, I made a pig's ear of that joke didn't I.....
    You're beginning to boar me now :001_unsure:
  • Diannew
    Diannew Registered Posts: 2,814 Beyond epic contributor πŸ§™β€β™‚οΈ
    CJC wrote: Β»
    You're beginning to boar me now :001_unsure:

    Did you hear about the couple that would not go into Texico to get petrol for fear of catching said flu.......untill their daughter told them "the flu is from Mexico":lol::lol:
  • Paul24
    Paul24 Registered Posts: 578 Epic contributor 🐘
    I am beginning to regret having started this thread
  • A-Vic
    A-Vic Registered Posts: 6,970 Beyond epic contributor πŸ§™β€β™‚οΈ
    Paul24 wrote: Β»
    I am beginning to regret having started this thread

    Shoot me save me from the pain :lol::lol::lol:
  • Gem7321
    Gem7321 Registered Posts: 1,438 Beyond epic contributor πŸ§™β€β™‚οΈ
    We've got swine flu here now, a girl in Paignton is ill and a colleagues daughter goes to the same school as her, and the colleague sits next to me! :ohmy:
  • CJC
    CJC Registered Posts: 1,657 Beyond epic contributor πŸ§™β€β™‚οΈ
    Quickly runs away so as not to catch anything from Gem :001_tongue:
  • A-Vic
    A-Vic Registered Posts: 6,970 Beyond epic contributor πŸ§™β€β™‚οΈ
    CJC wrote: Β»
    Quickly runs away so as not to catch anything from Gem :001_tongue:

    Its swines flu not just being a swine
  • Paul24
    Paul24 Registered Posts: 578 Epic contributor 🐘
    On a serious note, I havent read too much into this, but am I ok to keep eating pork belly and black pud?

    Is it just passed through the air?
  • CJC
    CJC Registered Posts: 1,657 Beyond epic contributor πŸ§™β€β™‚οΈ
    No you won't catch it from eating bits of pig.
  • Cullen
    Cullen Registered Posts: 592 Epic contributor 🐘
    They are changing guards at Buckingham Palace
    Christopher Robyn went down with Alice
    Alice is crying all over the town
    Just because Piglet's been put down
    Flu virus....
  • CJC
    CJC Registered Posts: 1,657 Beyond epic contributor πŸ§™β€β™‚οΈ
    A-Vic wrote: Β»
    Its swines flu not just being a swine
    I'm offended now... goes and sulks.
  • A-Vic
    A-Vic Registered Posts: 6,970 Beyond epic contributor πŸ§™β€β™‚οΈ
    CJC wrote: Β»
    I'm offended now... goes and sulks.

    Yessss my plan worked :lol:
  • A-Vic
    A-Vic Registered Posts: 6,970 Beyond epic contributor πŸ§™β€β™‚οΈ
    CJC wrote: Β»
    I'm offended now... goes and sulks.

    But never take afence take agate lol
  • LondonMatt
    LondonMatt Registered Posts: 1,110 Beyond epic contributor πŸ§™β€β™‚οΈ
    Paul24 wrote: Β»
    Is it just passed through the air?

    Yes, these pigs flu, can fly...

    I'm a little bit ashamed of posting that joke.....
  • A-Vic
    A-Vic Registered Posts: 6,970 Beyond epic contributor πŸ§™β€β™‚οΈ
    Yes, these pigs flu, can fly...

    I'm a little bit ashamed of posting that joke.....

    So you should be go stand in the corner and hang your head in shame
  • Diannew
    Diannew Registered Posts: 2,814 Beyond epic contributor πŸ§™β€β™‚οΈ
    A-Vic wrote: Β»
    So you should be go stand in the corner and hang your head in shame

    Run!! before the big bad wolf comes and Huffs and Puffs your house down:lol::lol:
  • LondonMatt
    LondonMatt Registered Posts: 1,110 Beyond epic contributor πŸ§™β€β™‚οΈ
    Okay, I'll go stand in the corner…..I'll flash SOS signals until someone forgives me
  • Cullen
    Cullen Registered Posts: 592 Epic contributor 🐘
    My God, what is that light flashing and blinding me?

    Oh it's morse....

    I AM SO SORRY STOP PLEASE FORGIVE ME STOP I NEED TO DO PEE PEE STOP

    For God's sake let him free. He is only a weak bladdered corn merchant.
  • Diannew
    Diannew Registered Posts: 2,814 Beyond epic contributor πŸ§™β€β™‚οΈ
    Cullen wrote: Β»
    My God, what is that light flashing and blinding me?

    Oh it's morse....

    I AM SO SORRY STOP PLEASE FORGIVE ME STOP I NEED TO DO PEE PEE STOP

    For God's sake let him free. He is only a weak bladdered corn merchant.

    And this little piggy went "wee wee wee " all the way home.
  • Cullen
    Cullen Registered Posts: 592 Epic contributor 🐘
    Oh well done there, Dianne. Top marks!!
  • Diannew
    Diannew Registered Posts: 2,814 Beyond epic contributor πŸ§™β€β™‚οΈ
    Cullen wrote: Β»
    Oh well done there, Dianne. Top marks!!


    Why thank you Cullen.......even if you are being sarcastic.:001_tt2:
  • Cullen
    Cullen Registered Posts: 592 Epic contributor 🐘
    No I wasn't being sarcastic, Dianne.

    I am very hurt that you think of me in such negative terms.

    I thought your response was witty and relevant and made me laugh.

    I'm slinking off now feeling misunderstood and that no one understands me.

    No...No... you have said enough. Just leave me........(sobs and walks slowly away, head down, slightly staggering...(oops no that was the three pints of barley wine...)
  • Diannew
    Diannew Registered Posts: 2,814 Beyond epic contributor πŸ§™β€β™‚οΈ
    Cullen wrote: Β»
    No I wasn't being sarcastic, Dianne.

    I am very hurt that you think of me in such negative terms.

    I thought your response was witty and relevant and made me laugh.

    I'm slinking off now feeling misunderstood and that no one understands me.

    No...No... you have said enough. Just leave me........(sobs and walks slowly away, head down, slightly staggering...(oops no that was the three pints of barley wine...)

    Forgive me it has been a PIG of a day!!!:001_tt2:
  • Cullen
    Cullen Registered Posts: 592 Epic contributor 🐘
    Look, there you go again with your swift repartee!!
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