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just heard on the news girl blocked on ebay from selling her gran discription annoying but cudderly (bids reached £2000):lol:

Come on who would you sell given half a chance? and what discription would you use?

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  • sarahwilsonsarahwilson Experienced Mentor Registered Posts: 567
    I'd sell my boyfriend description - Human equivalent of a napkin ring, quite nice to look at for a few seconds but in truth absolutely pointless
  • A-VicA-Vic Expertise Guaranteed Registered Posts: 6,970
    lmao
  • LeeS2009LeeS2009 Font Of All Knowledge Registered Posts: 1,515
    sarahwilson wrote: »
    I'd sell my boyfriend description - Human equivalent of a napkin ring, quite nice to look at for a few seconds but in truth absolutely pointless

    hahahaha excellent :lol:
  • DiannewDiannew Font Of All Knowledge Registered Posts: 2,814
    sarahwilson wrote: »
    I'd sell my boyfriend description - Human equivalent of a napkin ring, quite nice to look at for a few seconds but in truth absolutely pointless

    Very good Sarah LOL
  • LeeS2009LeeS2009 Font Of All Knowledge Registered Posts: 1,515
    sarahwilson wrote: »
    I'd sell my boyfriend description - Human equivalent of a napkin ring, quite nice to look at for a few seconds but in truth absolutely pointless

    bit harsh though.....i mean he is your boyfriend lol
  • mark130273mark130273 Font Of All Knowledge Registered Posts: 4,234
    how about the "wife" description


    She is like a bungalow...............Lovely and cosy and nice to look at but nothing upstairs !!!
  • blobbyhblobbyh Font Of All Knowledge Registered Posts: 2,415
    I'd sell my mother's cadavar to medical scientists though the fact she's still breathing could be a problem...
  • mark130273mark130273 Font Of All Knowledge Registered Posts: 4,234
    blobbyh wrote: »
    I'd sell my mother's cadavar to medical scientists though the fact she's still breathing could be a problem...

    how VERY dare you !!!
  • Raging PineapplesRaging Pineapples Well-Known Registered Posts: 110
    I'd sell my mother's cadavar to medical scientists though the fact she's still breathing could be a problem...

    A problem quickly remedied though ;)

    If I sold my wife, I'd get a fortune!!
    Description:

    "Domestic goddess who enjoys washing up, cleaning, ironing, cooking, and resents any attempted male assistance in any of these areas. Extremely low maintenance, will not spend more than £10 on a pair of shoes, quiet and mild temperament and enjoys plentiful hugs.

    Disclaimer: Speaks little english"

    She be a gem!!
  • A-VicA-Vic Expertise Guaranteed Registered Posts: 6,970
    Raging Pineapples wrote: »
    A problem quickly remedied though ;)

    If I sold my wife, I'd get a fortune!!
    Description:

    "Domestic goddess who enjoys washing up, cleaning, ironing, cooking, and resents any attempted male assistance in any of these areas. Extremely low maintenance, will not spend more than £10 on a pair of shoes, quiet and mild temperament and enjoys plentiful hugs.

    Disclaimer: Speaks little english"

    She be a gem!!

    Yiks i wana marry her myself lmao
  • mark130273mark130273 Font Of All Knowledge Registered Posts: 4,234
    Raging Pineapples wrote: »
    A problem quickly remedied though ;)

    If I sold my wife, I'd get a fortune!!
    Description:

    "Domestic goddess who enjoys washing up, cleaning, ironing, cooking, and resents any attempted male assistance in any of these areas. Extremely low maintenance, will not spend more than £10 on a pair of shoes, quiet and mild temperament and enjoys plentiful hugs.

    Disclaimer: Speaks little english"

    She be a gem!!

    give me your Ebay link please......i wanna bid right NOW !!!
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