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LondonMatt wrote: »Hmmmm….As you know, I'm not too found of Egyptians, for obvious reasons - a few thousand years ago they build a couple of triangles and a cat in the desert and now they think they can just sit around all day charging us to admire 'em!?!?! They are alright the triangles, don't me wrong, but c'mon now, try a little variation when building your tourist sites! How about you give the triangle thing a rest and try a square for example….We didn't build Stonehenge and then give up did we! No! We carried on building different tourist sites like Buck house, Wales and Legoland…We didn't just build another Stonehenge in Merseyside now did we....lazy, good for nothing Eygptians….:mad2:
Anyway, unless this bloke is willing to substitute the yam for a BABY carrot, I think I'll have to give this treatment a miss for now….:001_unsure:
Your Chocolate Linx must be working........your hypnotic aroma has caught you a new Moll:001_tt1: No need for any Yam, pot belly pig or carrots0 -
wassup gangsters??0
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ooo matt all these ladies whatever will you do0
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wassup gangsters??
IS this you seany??
Hahahaha :laugh: sorry, I read that today and wanted to post it0 -
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Oh you are back...........you will have to catch up with goings on in the Gang!!! Matt has been doing a wonderfull Job.....he has even attracted a ne Moll...despite smelling fishy...but we think we have cured that
i knew there was something else involved with his antics in the shed!! Now we all know it involves fish! :001_unsure:
The genie story is a cover up.....0 -
Oh you are back...........you will have to catch up with goings on in the Gang!!! Matt has been doing a wonderfull Job.....he has even attracted a ne Moll...despite smelling fishy...but we think we have cured that
Hey! I'll have you know I rejected that particular 'treatment' and I am as pungent as ever…..it was the thought of the yam that put me off for some reason :001_unsure:0 -
i knew there was something else involved with his antics in the shed!! Now we all know it involves fish! :001_unsure:
The genie story is a cover up.....
What? You've never met an evil genie I suppose :001_rolleyes:
What decision would you have made then? Looking or smelling like a fish?0 -
(Aha now we can find out whether it has really been our Matt or his evil twin London Natt who has been posting....)
What would you prefer Matt?
(If it really is you)0 -
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LondonMatt wrote: »What? You've never met an evil genie I suppose :001_rolleyes:
What decision would you have made then? Looking or smelling like a fish?
im not sure looking like a fish would go down too well with the molls... perhaps smelling like one would be slightly less off putting... hard choice!0 -
where is farmergiles today the coffee machine is dusty again!! :mad2:0
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(Aha now we can find out whether it has really been our Matt or his evil twin London Natt who has been posting....)
What would you prefer Matt?
(If it really is you)
I, LondonMatt would prefer to smell like a fish as my looks and natural charm should be able to overcome any smell :huh:
LondonNatt - the pope loving freak - would like to look like a fish as he has particularly sensitive nostrils :glare:0 -
im not sure looking like a fish would go down too well with the molls... perhaps smelling like one would be slightly less off putting... hard choice!
It is a hard choice, but as a gang leader I got used to making the hard decisions….like the time the same evil genie made me choose between having skate for a foot or a swiss army knife for a hand….
I choose the skate…..:001_unsure:0 -
LondonMatt wrote: »It is a hard choice, but as a gang leader I got used to making the hard decisions….like the time the same evil genie made me choose between having skate for a foot or a swiss army knife for a hand….
I choose the skate…..:001_unsure:
Would that be a cartilaginous fish type of skate? 0 -
Would that be a cartilaginous fish type of skate?
:laugh:
Yes, it was actually! I didn't see that little word play coming as I didn't think genies were good at puns...:001_unsure:
I don't know why, but this genie has a little fetish going on with fish....I dread our next encounter :crying:0 -
LondonMatt wrote: »It is a hard choice, but as a gang leader I got used to making the hard decisions….like the time the same evil genie made me choose between having skate for a foot or a swiss army knife for a hand….
I choose the skate…..:001_unsure:
sorry mate... you sound like you got some pretty bad luck over time... :thumbdown:
this genie dude needs to back off! :mad2: set the mob on him "release the dogs... release the dogs!!!"0 -
You got to watch out for those piscophiles. But then as long as it's between consenting adults in private who's to judge?LondonMatt wrote: »I don't know why, but this genie has a little fetish going on with fish....I dread our next encounter :crying:0 -
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calm down !!!lol0
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LondonMatt wrote: »:laugh:
Yes, it was actually! I didn't see that little word play coming as I didn't think genies were good at puns...:001_unsure:
I don't know why, but this genie has a little fetish going on with fish....I dread our next encounter :crying:
It sounds like you have rubbed the Genie up the wrong way.....you do have to be careful with them.......maybe when she popped out and said your wish is my command...you thought she said your "fish" is my command and you questioned her..........like..........FISH?...easily done:huh:
Leave it with me........I thought the Chocolate linx had done the trick!!!0 -
mark130273 wrote: »calm down !!!lol
I will not! This is not a commercial dear, I can do as I damn well please!!
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