AdamR banned???
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You know, this thread was quite busy until a certain someone came back….:001_rolleyes:
Well done Adam!!! :glare:
Adam 'The Thread Killer' R :thumbdown:0 -
LondonMatt wrote: »You know, this thread was quite busy until a certain someone came back….:001_rolleyes:
Well done Adam!!! :glare:
Adam 'The Thread Killer' R :thumbdown:
Do not cheek your cyber father!!0 -
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OK, back to the basement :bored:0
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Please keep still Jill...... I have only just got here!!
And I will endevour to entertain you with my wisery words, some juggling, a picture of Dawn French, some subtly suggested at f*rnication and chocolate digestives :thumbup:
Don't leave!!! :crying: :001_unsure:0 -
Look, I want to make it clear that I am Adam and Matt's Cyber Father.
I is the daddy.
I get the child allowance.
I attend the parents evenings at their approved schools and I require the respect that a good parent deserves. If my boys need a role model, I am the one who makes the suggestions as to whom they should look up to (they are very small for their age....)0 -
LondonMatt wrote: »Do not fret Dianne, I am here! :001_smile:
And I will endevour to entertain you ….
First part of my entertainment is a dancing fluffy animal….check it out on my profile :thumbup:
….I could watch it for days :001_wub:0 -
LondonMatt wrote: »First part of my entertainment is a dancing fluffy animal….check it out on my profile :thumbup:
….I could watch it for days :001_wub:
Much prefer the pud to the car :thumbup::thumbup:0 -
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LondonMatt wrote: »Ah, you've 'checked me out' before have you….:cool2:
I had to trade in the car to get the caravan - AKA gang HQ…..I think I got a good deal :001_unsure:
be careful Matt a certain monkey has been seen scowering caravan parks with a swiss army knife and spray paint looking for a certain gang hq!
beware!!0 -
be careful Matt a certain monkey has been seen scowering caravan parks with a swiss army knife and spray paint looking for a certain gang hq!
beware!!
Just to let you know, I have the dancing animal chained up outside, so if you come any where near HQ, I'll unleash it! :mad2:
You have been warned.....0 -
LondonMatt wrote: »Just to let you know, I have the dancing animal chained up outside, so if you come any where near HQ, I'll unleash it! :mad2:
You have been warned.....
well i have allowed my pole dancing dog to roam the area and so will bedazzle your dancing "pussy" with its amazing moves on the pole...0 -
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LondonMatt wrote: »Oh per-lease……my kitten will not be dazzled by your gay dog….."pussy" just don't care for gay dawgs :thumbdown:
hey!! ur cat dont look to straight to me either!!0 -
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LondonMatt wrote: »It is a female cat….that be how they dance though, innit!
it used to be a boy though matt didnt it... eh eh eh... nudge nudge... it used to....0 -
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LondonMatt wrote: »I don't know...I never thought to ask? How do you go about broaching that subject :confused1:
I can tell you it pee's standing up....but then again, it is a cat
so what your saying is that you are unsure whether you had surgery on your "pussy". :laugh:0 -
LondonMatt wrote: »I don't know...I never thought to ask? How do you go about broaching that subject :confused1:
I can tell you it pee's standing up....but then again, it is a cat
Do you resemble this cool looking dude!!!!!!0 -
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I am about to take a short sabbatical in the homeland, far to the west, on the banks of the ocean. Next parish New York, as my dear old father used to say.
I am conducting important research on the benefits of communication using the medium of dance, specifically incorporating clogs, poles and bellies.
This research is being facilitated by The Myles na gCopaleen Laboratories. As you all are probably aware Myles na gCopaleen, the da, is the brilliant inventor of the exploding ballet pump for that higher lift in Swan Lake and such like and the spring loaded top hat to prevent injury or possibly death from falling chimneys. Yes, this world is a much safer place thanks to the many patented inventions originating from these world famous laboratories.
During my journey, I will be listening to music from that famous 80s band, Paddy Goes To Hollyhead. Do not fear, I shall return, but I may be some time......................0 -
Been on important family business(wink wink)
I see Jilt and Matt are away......and the cyber father.......wonder what they are cooking up
Well apparently Matt has been misbehaving at school pretending to be a gangster and trying to rob little kids.. and so Cullen has been called in to address his bad behaviour..
Jilt i believe is torturing FG in her leather cat suite... poor old man... (trying hard not to laugh).0 -
Enjoy yourself.......I shall take full control over your boys....they will be in safe hands(not)0
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Well apparently Matt has been misbehaving at school pretending to be a gangster and trying to rob little kids.. and so Cullen has been called in to address his bad behaviour..
Jilt i believe is torturing FG in her leather cat suite... poor old man... (trying hard not to laugh).
Cullen is deserting the family(nothing new there) he has come up with some far fetched story...but hey ho while the cats away!!!!!!!:001_tt2::001_tt2:0
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