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youve met your competition DianneW....
No competition.....unlike you two boy's.....we Molls don't have the same Alfomale domomatrix attitued........I am sure all Molls bring different qualities to the Gang.....I know my qualities ensure me a life of luxury and comfort:001_tt2::001_tt2:0 -
LondonMatt wrote: »You are a monkey….you seem to know about the PG Tips ads…you appear quite 'simple'...you seem perfectly qualified!
Tea boy!!
Hey i like a cup of PG if its good enough for monkeys its enough for me0 -
LondonMatt wrote: »Now then, how many tins of blue paint do you think I'll need for you?
Hmmm... forgot about the paint, just the one will be sufficient. Could you use pearlised silk to give me a gorgeous silky sheen? :laugh:0 -
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well its friday i can be the fairey god mother lol
Good afternoon my fello Boss lady
are the little people behaving themsevles ??? lol 0 -
farmergiles wrote: »did someone call me?? I'm available for "Godfather" roles evenings and saturdays, on Sundays I'm Grandfather
Mmmmmmmmmmmm FG...what are your qualifications and what have you got to offer the role of Godfather......................and mor important can you keep 3 Molls....number increasing all the time......in pink champagne and silk....socks! 0 -
Hmmm... forgot about the paint, just the one will be sufficient. Could you use pearlised silk to give me a gorgeous silky sheen? :laugh:
Just the one, eh? A smaller lass, nothing wrong with that :thumbup1:
Don't know what pearlised silk is - I'll have to ask my sock man - but as long as the soviets made it, I'll get it for you, babydoll :cool2:0 -
LondonMatt wrote: »Just the one, eh? A smaller lass, nothing wrong with that :thumbup1:
Don't know what pearlised silk is - I'll have to ask my sock man - but as long as the soviets made it, I'll get it for you, babydoll :cool2:
Watch out Jill.......this is the talk of a man feeling under threat from a Moll takeover.................... 0 -
Mmmmmmmmmmmm FG...what are your qualifications and what have you got to offer the role of Godfather......................and mor important can you keep 3 Molls....number increasing all the time......in pink champagne and silk....socks!
I think the age differential between me and "The Boys" means that I have a lot more experience in looking after all 3 molls, oodles of pink champers, silk socks or stockings(:tongue_smilie:) plus my Rolls ( actually it's a 5 seater yaris verso, but don't tell anyone)
And I almost forgot, no-one needs to be painted blue! Now, whipping cream, that's a different kettle of fish0 -
farmergiles wrote: »I think the age differential between me and "The Boys" means that I have a lot more experience in looking after all 3 molls, oodles of pink champers, silk socks or stockings(:tongue_smilie:) plus my Rolls ( actually it's a 5 seater yaris verso, but don't tell anyone)
I will just have to have a coffee...that being a Latte! and a meeting with my Sisters.......we will get back to you(PM I take bribes) 0 -
LondonMatt wrote: »Don't know what pearlised silk is - I'll have to ask my sock man - but as long as the soviets made it, I'll get it for you, babydoll :cool2:
I was referring to pearlised silk paint 0 -
Mmmmmmmmmmmm FG...what are your qualifications and what have you got to offer the role of Godfather......................and mor important can you keep 3 Molls....number increasing all the time......in pink champagne and silk....socks!
Woah! Hang on minute! The Godfather doesn't get molls. He's just a father figure, no real power, just ceremonial - like the Queen
Queen Farmergiles??0 -
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LondonMatt wrote: »Woah! Hang on minute! The Godfather doesn't get molls. He's just a father figure, no real power, just ceremonial - like the Queen
Queen Farmergiles??
I have the experience, not as Queen but as "Chair". Forgot to mention that my hobby is being a Parish Councillor and I am Chair this year so I'm already a Godfather , of sorts!!! 0 -
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Tea anyone??0
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I have some bad news guys - our "Gentlemens' Social Club" funds are running low. Our supply of "donations" is drying up and we are in danger of having our snooker cues repossessed.
Perhaps we could arrange a fundraiser? Canada Square would be a good place to start...0 -
I have some bad news guys - our "Gentlemens' Social Club" funds are running low. Our supply of "donations" is drying up and we are in danger of having our snooker cues repossessed.
Perhaps we could arrange a fundraiser? Canada Square would be a good place to start...
This is why we need a proper, experienced Godfather. I would never let funds dry up. Every night out would be a fundraiser, plus we would go to the places who want us to brighten up their lifes and would provide eveything FREE0 -
farmergiles wrote: »brighten up their lifes and would provide eveything FREE
'Scuse me? Talk like that will see your Godfather status rescinded - we are not in the business of brightening up other people's lives and we certainly don't do anything for FREE!:mad:0 -
I have some bad news guys - our "Gentlemens' Social Club" funds are running low. Our supply of "donations" is drying up and we are in danger of having our snooker cues repossessed.
Perhaps we could arrange a fundraiser? Canada Square would be a good place to start...
Hmmmm… you think we've been spending too much on socks and paint? Do you know any good sock and paint men??
How about a 'charity' fun run? We could all dress up as our favourite criminal - Al Capone, the Richardsons, Fred 'the shred' etc. Arrange a run down Bond Street, snatching jewellery (and cups of tea for Seany) as we go?
Perhaps we could pimp Seanyboy out aswell? I here the local primary school needs another dinner lady…Seany would be great at that!0 -
Boys, boys, I think farmer was referring to the 'other people' providing everything for FREE0
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londonmatt wrote: »hmmmm… you think we've been spending too much on socks and paint? Do you know any good sock and paint men??
How about a 'charity' fun run? We could all dress up as our favourite criminal - al capone, the richardsons, fred 'the shred' etc. Arrange a run down bond street, snatching jewellery (and cups of tea for seany) as we go?
Perhaps we could pimp me out aswell? I here the local primary school needs another dinner lady…i would be great at that!
lol your great at them insults matt!!0 -
'Scuse me? Talk like that will see your Godfather status rescinded - we are not in the business of brightening up other people's lives and we certainly don't do anything for FREE!:mad:
Ah, youth...the inability to read between the linesThat is a euphemism for "we will brighten up their lives, whether they want us to or not"!!!!! & "they will provide everything for free, whether they want to or not"
This has got to be the reason for enlisting the services of a more mature "Godfather"0 -
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