I feel pants!!

jiltjilt Font Of All KnowledgeRegistered Posts: 2,903
I have a headache, a sore throat and now earache as well :crying:................in fact I feel pants!!

Just thought I'd have a whinge, roll on 4pm :laugh:
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  • farmergilesfarmergiles Font Of All Knowledge Registered Posts: 1,693
    jilt wrote: »
    I have a headache, a sore throat and now earache as well :crying:................in fact I feel pants!!

    Just thought I'd have a whinge, roll on 4pm :laugh:

    Unlike you to have a whinge:lol::lol:

    Suggest laying down in a dark room and getting some rest, obviously overdoing it
  • jiltjilt Font Of All Knowledge Registered Posts: 2,903
    Unlike you to have a whinge:lol::lol:

    Suggest laying down in a dark room and getting some rest, obviously overdoing it

    The only dark room I can find is the toilet :001_unsure: don't quite fancy that somehow.
  • LondonMattLondonMatt Experienced Mentor Registered Posts: 1,110
    jilt wrote: »
    I feel pants!!

    I usually wear them....and, if I'm being honest.....going around feeling up pants is quite weird :ohmy:
  • CJCCJC Font Of All Knowledge Registered Posts: 1,657
    LondonMatt wrote: »
    going around feeling up pants is quite weird :ohmy:
    That all depends on who's wearing them :wink:
  • jiltjilt Font Of All Knowledge Registered Posts: 2,903
    LondonMatt wrote: »
    I usually wear them....and, if I'm being honest.....going around feeling up pants is quite weird :ohmy:

    Funny, I thought that would be top of your list of pastimes Matt :lol:
  • LondonMattLondonMatt Experienced Mentor Registered Posts: 1,110
    jilt wrote: »
    Funny, I thought that would be top of your list of pastimes Matt :lol:
    Me!! I was talking about you! I don't feel up pants….

    I do like to sniff rings though...... :huh::ohmy::huh:
  • DiannewDiannew Font Of All Knowledge Registered Posts: 2,814
    LondonMatt wrote: »
    Me!! I was talking about you! I don't feel up pants….

    I do like to sniff rings though...... :huh::ohmy::huh:

    Gosh...that was a bit below the belt Matt:lol::lol:
  • jiltjilt Font Of All Knowledge Registered Posts: 2,903
    LondonMatt wrote: »
    I do like to sniff rings though...... :huh::ohmy::huh:


    Would that be diamond rings or onion rings? :laugh:
  • DiannewDiannew Font Of All Knowledge Registered Posts: 2,814
    jilt wrote: »
    Would that be diamond rings or onion rings? :laugh:

    Or rings of fire:lol:
  • LondonMattLondonMatt Experienced Mentor Registered Posts: 1,110
    Diannew wrote: »
    Gosh...that was a bit below the belt Matt:lol::lol:
    Wot….? I like jewellery…..the smell of brasso is divine....:001_unsure:
  • jiltjilt Font Of All Knowledge Registered Posts: 2,903
    Diannew wrote: »
    Gosh...that was a bit below the belt Matt:lol::lol:

    Don't forget Di, he is a cat!!
  • DiannewDiannew Font Of All Knowledge Registered Posts: 2,814
    jilt wrote: »
    Don't forget Di, he is a cat!!

    Oh yes......and we all know what Cats can do!!!!:lol::lol:
  • LondonMattLondonMatt Experienced Mentor Registered Posts: 1,110
    jilt wrote: »
    Don't forget Di, he is a cat!!
    I am?!?!?! Since when!

    Hang on, is a 'cat' some new slang term for a super hot, witty and atletically muscular young man?

    If it is, then you've got me :001_rolleyes:
  • DiannewDiannew Font Of All Knowledge Registered Posts: 2,814
    LondonMatt wrote: »
    I am?!?!?! Since when!

    Hang on, is a 'cat' some new slang term for a super hot, witty and atletically muscular young man?

    If it is, then you've got me :001_rolleyes:

    Since you started shaking your booty on your profile..........and as that is fluffy, cute and PURRRRfect...we got you!!:lol::lol:
  • LondonMattLondonMatt Experienced Mentor Registered Posts: 1,110
    Diannew wrote: »
    Since you started shaking your booty on your profile..........and as that is fluffy, cute and PURRRRfect...we got you!!:lol::lol:

    Ah yes…..I forgot about my dancing cat….and yes, I am fluffy, cute and PURRRRfect

    hmmmm....maybe not fluffy as such…..just hairy :thumbdown:
  • CJCCJC Font Of All Knowledge Registered Posts: 1,657
    LondonMatt wrote: »
    Ah yes…..I forgot about my dancing cat….and yes, I am fluffy, cute and PURRRRfect

    hmmmm....maybe not fluffy as such…..just hairy :thumbdown:
    I thought most cats are hairy.. except Brazillian ones.
  • LondonMattLondonMatt Experienced Mentor Registered Posts: 1,110
    You're right CJC, most are hairy, but you can shave cats…..not many of 'em like it, but it can be done…..I've asked mine, but she no…..twice :thumbdown:
  • SeanyBoySeanyBoy Experienced Mentor Registered Posts: 553
    Hello everyone.... arent u all glad to see my avatar back on your screens... hehe especially Matt the weirdo that he is.... :laugh:
  • LondonMattLondonMatt Experienced Mentor Registered Posts: 1,110
    Rather be a weirdo than a tea-boy.....
  • SeanyBoySeanyBoy Experienced Mentor Registered Posts: 553
    LondonMatt wrote: »
    Rather be a weirdo than a tea-boy.....

    Tea boy means only 1 thing... i make tea... nothing exciting but hey

    Whereas weirdo could mean a whole range of things... some i wouldnt even like to mention Matt
  • LondonMattLondonMatt Experienced Mentor Registered Posts: 1,110
    SeanyBoy wrote: »
    Tea boy means only 1 thing... i make tea... nothing exciting but hey

    Oh no! Tea-boy means a lot more than just making tea! It says you are also a boy, a youngster, a child in body and in mind. No matter how much you age, you will always be considered a child. It says that the sum total of all your 'talents' only makes you qualified for the most minial of tasks….the making of tea. It also says that you are a couple of notches BELOW the post room guys AND the cleaners even…..your only chance of promotion is to the making of coffee as well as tea
    SeanyBoy wrote: »
    Whereas weirdo could mean a whole range of things... some i wouldnt even like to mention Matt

    A lot of things were once considered 'weird' by the less enlightened…..women voting, equal rights, algebra, universal healthcare, the Japanese, meat free diets, fascism…..but now we embrace these things as normal, as a part of what makes us who we are, a part of what makes us great, a part of what makes us the light amongst the darkness of those less enlightened souls who are still hindered by superstition, dogma and conservative tradition……I like to challenge the status quo, to push back the boundaries of what limits us in fulfilling our full potentials as human beings and if THAT makes me a 'weirdo' THEN I AM A WEIRDO!!!
  • DiannewDiannew Font Of All Knowledge Registered Posts: 2,814
    LondonMatt wrote: »
    Oh no! Tea-boy means a lot more than just making tea! It says you are also a boy, a youngster, a child in body and in mind. No matter how much you age, you will always be considered a child. It says that the sum total of all your 'talents' only makes you qualified for the most minial of tasks….the making of tea. It also says that you are a couple of notches BELOW the post room guys AND the cleaners even…..your only chance of promotion is to th emaking of coffee as well as tea



    A lot of things were once considered 'weird' by the less enlightened…..women voting, equal rights, algebra, universal healthcare, the Japanese, meat free diets, fascism…..but now we embrace these things as normal, as a part of what makes us who we are, a part of what makes us great, a part of what makes us the light amongst the darkness of those less enlightened who are still hindered by superstition, dogma and conservative tradition……I like to challenge the status quo, to push back the boundaries of what limits us in fulfilling our full potentials as human beings, if THAT makes me a 'weirdo' THEN I AM A WEIRDO!!!

    Hello Weirdo...........T Boy's are not children...for health and safety you cannot let children make tea!!!!!:lol::lol:
  • LondonMattLondonMatt Experienced Mentor Registered Posts: 1,110
    Diannew wrote: »
    Hello Weirdo...........T Boy's are not children...for health and safety you cannot let children make tea!!!!!:lol::lol:

    What!! Is it now considered 'weird' for children to make tea?!?!?!

    Hmmmmm…..I will push back this boundary that limits us in fulfilling our full potentials as human beings…..

    SeanyBoy MUST make the tea!!!
  • SeanyBoySeanyBoy Experienced Mentor Registered Posts: 553
    LondonMatt wrote: »
    What!! Is it now considered 'weird' for children to make tea?!?!?!

    Hmmmmm…..I will push back this boundary that limits us in fulfilling our full potentials as human beings…..

    SeanyBoy MUST make the tea!!!

    Tea is like an art.... the teabag must be strained at exactly the right strength in order to create the perfect strength of tea.. sugar must be proportiante to the amount of tea in the mug and milk too... its like science in a way.. knowing what to mix and when to mix and how much to mix.

    there you go.. Seany the scientist...
  • DiannewDiannew Font Of All Knowledge Registered Posts: 2,814
    SeanyBoy wrote: »
    Tea is like an art.... the teabag must be strained at exactly the right strength in order to create the perfect strength of tea.. sugar must be proportiante to the amount of tea in the mug and milk too... its like science in a way.. knowing what to mix and when to mix and how much to mix.

    there you go.. Seany the scientist...

    And don't forget...has to be just right to Dunk the Ginger Nuts in:lol::lol:
  • LondonMattLondonMatt Experienced Mentor Registered Posts: 1,110
    SeanyBoy wrote: »
    Tea is like an art.... the teabag must be strained at exactly the right strength in order to create the perfect strength of tea.. sugar must be proportiante to the amount of tea in the mug and milk too... its like science in a way.. knowing what to mix and when to mix and how much to mix.

    there you go.. Seany the scientist...
    A scientist?

    An artist??

    A bulls**t artist more like! :lol:

    You make tea…..not rocket ships
  • LondonMattLondonMatt Experienced Mentor Registered Posts: 1,110
    Diannew wrote: »
    And don't forget...has to be just right to Dunk the Ginger Nuts in:lol::lol:

    Gosh...that was a bit below the belt Dianne :lol::huh::lol:
  • SeanyBoySeanyBoy Experienced Mentor Registered Posts: 553
    LondonMatt wrote: »
    A scientist?

    An artist??

    A bulls**t artist more like! :lol:

    You make tea…..not rocket ships

    Hey you need the perfect formula to make a good cup of tea therfore i am a scientist!! ha :laugh:

    (at least im not a millwall fan) hehe
  • DiannewDiannew Font Of All Knowledge Registered Posts: 2,814
    LondonMatt wrote: »
    Gosh...that was a bit below the belt Dianne :lol::huh::lol:

    :lol::lol::lol: No not ginger cats...silly:lol::lol:
  • LondonMattLondonMatt Experienced Mentor Registered Posts: 1,110
    SeanyBoy wrote: »
    Hey you need the perfect formula to make a good cup of tea therfore i am a scientist!! ha :laugh:

    Yeah, you also need two legs to play for Man U therefore I'm a footballer…..you need good command of the english language to write a poem therefore I'm Wilfred Owen :huh:
    SeanyBoy wrote: »
    (at least im not a millwall fan) hehe

    Oh I know, the shame and dishonour you would bring to the club would be too much to bare :lol:
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